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Juicy D. Links · 12-26-2006, 11:13 PM

Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Should I really shave my balls?
If I don't, she'll surely bitch
Does she care how much I'll itch?

Take the razor and lather up,
Gawd that bitch is so corrupt
Don't she care that I could slip?
Shave my balls, and cut off my dick?

Easy now, hands don't shake,
She'll call me "Stumpy" with one mistake,
Pubes in her teeth she really can't bear,
If I want some head ~ get ridda the hair.

So I shave my balls all nice and slick,
Did it up nice, without one nic!
"Feel 'em baby, they're so smooth!"
"Take off your clothes - get in the groove!"

She looks at me from our little bed,
"I'm sleepy, Baby, ain't givin no head!"
She rolls on over, and gives me her back,
I'm so pissed off, I'm about to crack!

Next day ~ its breakfast in the bed,
There must be someway to get some head,
My balls are now like a round smooth egg
I know what, tonight I'll beg.

At 10 PM sharp, a candle I light
To be finally blown is tonight my plight
Satin sheets, soft music and wine
If I play my cards right, on my dick she will dine.

I now start to beg, Oh darling Please
I'll be your best friend if you get on your knees
I did what you said, I am smooth as glass
I now want your mouth, not your Pus or your ass

It starts to itch like mad, but what the hell
It'll be all worth it if she dries up my well
She says wait a minute, you'll get your way before long
I thought I'd cum on the spot, as she peeled off her thong

She went to the bathroom, came back soon with a grin
She opened her mouth and I slid my way in
I was finally in heaven, I was happy as can be
How was I to know what would soon happen to me

The itch turned to burn, the burn turned to pain
The pain became agony, what was to blame?
It wasn't her teeth, it wasn't her bite
Then I found out what kept me in pain all that night

You see my friends I now have something to share
A word of wisdom from a guy who's been there
If she persuades you to shave your balls, real close to the vest
Don't let her mask the taste, with a mouthful of crest

martinsc · 12-26-2006, 11:25 PM

yo juicy, send over some of the stuff you are smoking....

XPays · 12-26-2006, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by martinsc

yo juicy, send over some of the stuff you are smoking....

keep the smoke away from juicy #1 (lol oye)

&

#2 xvn's depth of niche content has liberated juicy so the poetry is natural of course.

Juicy D. Links · 07-25-2007, 10:35 AM

I am the OG POET!!!!!!!!!!!

pornvue · 07-25-2007, 10:57 AM

amusing poem...stay off the crack sometimes man...

Ron2k1 · 07-25-2007, 11:06 AM

By FAR the best entry today, at what time is the contest closed?

07-25-2007, 10:57 AM	#5
pornvue Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 474	amusing poem...stay off the crack sometimes man... __________________ Pornvue - UPLOAD YOUR VIDEOS FOR FREE!!

12-26-2006, 11:13 PM	#1
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	GFY Exclusive ......JDL latest Poetry Mirror, mirror on the wall, Should I really shave my balls? If I don't, she'll surely bitch Does she care how much I'll itch? Take the razor and lather up, Gawd that bitch is so corrupt Don't she care that I could slip? Shave my balls, and cut off my dick? Easy now, hands don't shake, She'll call me "Stumpy" with one mistake, Pubes in her teeth she really can't bear, If I want some head ~ get ridda the hair. So I shave my balls all nice and slick, Did it up nice, without one nic! "Feel 'em baby, they're so smooth!" "Take off your clothes - get in the groove!" She looks at me from our little bed, "I'm sleepy, Baby, ain't givin no head!" She rolls on over, and gives me her back, I'm so pissed off, I'm about to crack! Next day ~ its breakfast in the bed, There must be someway to get some head, My balls are now like a round smooth egg I know what, tonight I'll beg. At 10 PM sharp, a candle I light To be finally blown is tonight my plight Satin sheets, soft music and wine If I play my cards right, on my dick she will dine. I now start to beg, Oh darling Please I'll be your best friend if you get on your knees I did what you said, I am smooth as glass I now want your mouth, not your Pus or your ass It starts to itch like mad, but what the hell It'll be all worth it if she dries up my well She says wait a minute, you'll get your way before long I thought I'd cum on the spot, as she peeled off her thong She went to the bathroom, came back soon with a grin She opened her mouth and I slid my way in I was finally in heaven, I was happy as can be How was I to know what would soon happen to me The itch turned to burn, the burn turned to pain The pain became agony, what was to blame? It wasn't her teeth, it wasn't her bite Then I found out what kept me in pain all that night You see my friends I now have something to share A word of wisdom from a guy who's been there If she persuades you to shave your balls, real close to the vest Don't let her mask the taste, with a mouthful of crest

12-26-2006, 11:25 PM	#2
martinsc Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 27,047	yo juicy, send over some of the stuff you are smoking.... __________________ Make Money

07-25-2007, 10:35 AM	#4
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	I am the OG POET!!!!!!!!!!!

07-25-2007, 11:06 AM	#6
Ron2k1 Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 1,573	By FAR the best entry today, at what time is the contest closed?