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Ok Ladies, here is another "FUNNY" for the day. Enjoy
![]() Confucius Say... 1: Passionate kiss like spider's web. Soon lead to undoing of fly. 2: Virginity like bubble. One prick, all gone. 3: Man who run in front of car get tired. 4: Man who run behind car get exhausted. 5: Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. 6: Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ. 7: Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. 8: Man with one chop stick go hungry. 9: Man who scratches butt should not bite finger nails. 10: Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. 11: Baseball is wrong... man with four balls cannot walk. 12: Panties not best thing on earth... but next to it. 13: War doesn't determine who is right. War determines who is left. 14: Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. 15: Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. 16: It take many nails to build crib... but one screw to fill it. 17: Man who drive like hell bound to get there. 18: Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. 19: Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement. 20: Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs. 21: Man who farts in church sits in own pew. 22: Crowded elevator smells different to midget. 23: Difference between pick pocket and peeping tom is the pick pocket snatches watches. 24: Gay Indian is also a brave sucker. 25: Man and mouse are the same... both end up in pussy. 26: Sex is like bridge game... don't need a partner if you have good hand. |
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You people remind me of my gf when she's on the phone...
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*cough cough* *clearing through*
(In high-pitched woman's voice) hi! I'm TaDoWette! I run Redneckporn.com! |
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Wow alot of webmistresses!
I'm goodgirl. I have several sites, to many to list. Here are a few: http://www.goodgirlsswallow.com http://www.avsresources.com http://www.softwarepays.com My newest site: http://www.sexprizes.com I'm 31. I have been married 13 years. I have 2 kids, my son is 10 and my daughter is 8.
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Hi Goodgirl,,, ![]() btw TaDoW,,,, babee I am in LOVE, you should wear the Short skirt more often ![]() |
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Hey! some of us are born with longer clitori than others! |
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#158 |
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short? that's past the knee baby!
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Hi Hot Tropical Babes
![]() Can I see the short skirt pics of TaDoW? ![]()
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*pinch*tadow ,, you sweet thang...smooooooooches |
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'Ello ladies - and lesbians in male bodies, heh...
Carrie here, I've got about 30 various domains with free sites and some TGP and AVS stuff. Don't have 'my own' site - the cam just doesn't lick as well as the hubby. :P Two boys, 4yrs and 2yrs, and my 'baby' will be www.hostinghighlights.com with Netpond if we can ever get all of our darn projects launched, hehe... We've got some damn pretty ladies here! The guys better watch out, I think we may out number them! ![]() |
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![]() What was that about licking? hehehe Splain, Splain (rikki recardo accent) |
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Well it's almost 3:30am and I'm home from a girly night out and just had to shout HI to my fellow webmistresses
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I think there are ALOT of you that have to send me a pic ...
www.HOTWEBMISTRESSES.com It doesn't have to be a nekkid pic, although gratuitous nudity is ALWAYS appreciated ... Seriously though ... even a pic with a "I LOVE YOU HUNGRYMAN" sign will do ... I'll give you a link back to the URL of your choice ... ![]()
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Pregnant sex is the best!!!! Bar none.
Now we know why preggo sites sell so well. I think it's the universe's way of giving the us something to remember...for after the baby's born and no one sleeps or bathes or has time for anything anymore....:-) I feel like a cyber-auntie!!! The best part of someone else's kid..is we get to spoil them and send the little one back to mommy and daddy....
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isn't that the truth, I had a nightmare birth and could never ever do that again, but I love tots
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#168 |
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![]() Did anyone see the "Vagina Monologues" on HBO?
its incredible and funny ![]() I loved it! |
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HI Im Katja
![]() Im always on the look out for fair trades, so please email me to , oke ??? Im from Holland, and I know our country hase a lot of fake babes, the think they get more respected putting a girls name under there site When they popup here, i wil alert you ;-) kisses Camgirl Katja http://www.tjeeze.tk http://www.maxxxporn.nl http://www.katja.4-all.org http://www.escortease.com http://www.amsterdaminsite.com
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Been seeing this thread for a while so I popped in...
Lotta kewl babes in here! ![]() SixNine |
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Now I think that would be a fun evening to go see the vagina monologues with a bunch of friends!! Maybe thats what I should do , Go on the road and talk about my Vagina!!!!!! btw, I loved the "oooo" part of the monologue ![]() Welcome Katja, Nice site, YOU are a CUTIE! ![]() |
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![]() ![]() Yup, another female - Operations at Insite Adult and been in the industry now going on 6 years - started with free sites, on and on ynot member, ynot staff and then with Mature Money and the growth at Insite ever since ![]() Hugs KK, RRRED and everyone else Samantha |
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Hehehehe Hot Tropical Babe, I noticed Grovy design is in your sig. They were the ones that designed my balloon site ! ![]()
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gotta love the women showing up!
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![]() He is a real good friend of mine. Does awesome work. OK GIRLS, its MONDAY, Lets see how interesting we can make this thread today. Post something cute, I need to get rid of the monday "blues" |
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I thought this was cute:
little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous." The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze." The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?" The first kid says, "A Circumcision." And the second kid says, "Whoa, Good luck buddy, I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year!!!"
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Hello ladies
![]() i'm Spycam's wife. I'm using his login, because i'm not allowed to post using mine. i'm webmastering for about 3 months and currently running one successful TGP - www.shemalebuffet.com i also got 3 more TGP's to run, but wont tell the URL's yet ![]() so..good luck ladies and...........wekick ass ![]() Juga (ICQ: 110912394) |
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Juga, I have heard many good things about you from spycam
![]() Nice to see you posting!!! Your husband is very sweet, but dont tell him I said that, he may get a big head, and become hard to live with....hehehhehe I heard you got a new car!!! L U C K Y girl. Have you all noticed that this is a huge thread, and not one fight or pissy comments!!!! hahaha Hey Girls what does that say about us? ![]() Goodgirl, I just woke up and the joke cracked me up LOL & especially before coffee! |
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Well, I was not going to do this, but time to identify myself I suppose!
My name is Diane, AKA "Magick", Director of Resource Management for http://www.InsiteAdult.com. Nice to meet ya ![]() |
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Hey! Great thread goin on.
![]() I've been around for almost 3 years, I hit most of the conventions and I'd be up for an all girl hang out in Florida too. Hmmm for an all women thread you sure post a lot Hungryman! LOL Teasin, you know i love ya. Oh and I live in Toronto and it is SO hot here, blah!
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Awww..I am so jealous, I really wish I could have made it down to this internext. I feel like I am missing the big dance or something! Well hopefully I will attend the next one! And, get to meet everyone there!
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Hi I am Rose
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Great thread!! I am in and out of here, and thought that I would post to this one
![]() I work in sales for a sponsor program, www.dirtydollar.com. I am in Toronto, and I have to agree with shann, it is FREAKING hot here!! UGH!!! And YES an all girls night out in FL sounds great!! Look out is what I say!! muuuuwaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaa!!
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::running in::
Hey ladies...... I'm Marina..... been webmistressing for about 6 years now...... run some tgp's and a movie site...... use to do loads of free, avs, and se shit but got lost in the tgp world. Nice to see all the webmistresses around! just wanted to say "Hi!" ~Marina |
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Wassup Marina!
![]() Sammi, are you coming to Fla? How is my girl, I gotta new email addy you know -- I need to track down RRRed and see if we can't get a cocktail hour or a lunch going here -- |
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*peeks in..smiles and waves*
Hi All, It's HoneyBlond from www.SexRev.com, working in sales and webmaster support. Hhmm a pic, guess this one will have to do http://ratethewebmaster.com/?i=11 Great to see all the lerking ladies venturing out ;-) ![]()
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Tropical - the camera licking thing - many of the pretty ladies on here have their own sites and you know how you've gotta "make love" to the camera? I'm not real good at that, lol... cameras don't have tongues! (Now then if they made a camera with a tongue... egads... I'd be in trouble!) |
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Hey Hot Tropical Babes, nice to meet you.
I webmaster and run http://CynSex.com , relatively new, clean adult portal and search engine. Contact me anytime. Cynd |
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![]() Hello ladies, after sitting and reading for a hell of a long time, and then having to post a titty shot to get my damn login info...Damn you Boneprone
![]() I'll start by introducing myself, I'm Samantha Cameron ( DirtyD's Girl) of Diabolical Designers, Inc. We've been in the business about 5 years. I help run trades for all our tgps, submit galleries, and mainly keep the boys feed and half way decent lookin ![]() I also do my own thing, for Tricams.com We are going to try like hell to make it to the convention, but we are all busting ass to finish a new rev share gallery program...we might not be able to ![]() Enough blab for me, if anyone needs more feel free to get a hold of me on ICQ 158837855 Much love to all, Sam ![]() |
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![]() I lurk here plenty but have never really had an opening to post so thanks ![]() let's talk soon tho, some changes I should let ya in on, shoot me an email or I'll try to get with you before the end of the week, hugs to all at SI ![]() Samantha |
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no dice on FLA ![]() ![]() Loved the party in the -oh god KSL suite (memories) - that Janey and Ro put together......if you do one next week lets you, RRRED and I put something together for January as well??? deal?? xoxox Samantha |
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yea and Angie thought you two had a fight it's been so long since you called
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