Ok Ladies, here is another "FUNNY" for the day. Enjoy :)

Confucius Say...
1: Passionate kiss like spider's web. Soon lead to undoing of fly.
2: Virginity like bubble. One prick, all gone.
3: Man who run in front of car get tired.
4: Man who run behind car get exhausted.
5: Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
6: Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.
7: Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
8: Man with one chop stick go hungry.
9: Man who scratches butt should not bite finger nails.
10: Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
11: Baseball is wrong... man with four balls cannot walk.
12: Panties not best thing on earth... but next to it.
13: War doesn't determine who is right. War determines who is left.
14: Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
15: Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
16: It take many nails to build crib... but one screw to fill it.
17: Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
18: Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
19: Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
20: Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
21: Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
22: Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
23: Difference between pick pocket and peeping tom is the pick pocket snatches watches.
24: Gay Indian is also a brave sucker.
25: Man and mouse are the same... both end up in pussy.
26: Sex is like bridge game... don't need a partner if you have good hand.

You people remind me of my gf when she's on the phone... :Oh crap

*cough cough* *clearing through*

(In high-pitched woman's voice) hi! I'm TaDoWette! I run Redneckporn.com!

*Blushing & Covering eyes* Um Tadow, Sweetie, Your skirt *clearing throat* well ah,, ITS a BIT TOO SHORT *fainted*

Wow alot of webmistresses!

I'm goodgirl. I have several sites, to many to list. Here are a few:
http://www.goodgirlsswallow.com
http://www.avsresources.com
http://www.softwarepays.com
My newest site: http://www.sexprizes.com

I'm 31. I have been married 13 years. I have 2 kids, my son is 10 and my daughter is 8.

Yeah alot of webmistresses and WANNABE WEBMISTRESSES LOL
Hi Goodgirl,,, :)))


btw TaDoW,,,, babee I am in LOVE, you should wear the Short skirt more often :1orglaugh

Hey! some of us are born with longer clitori than others!

short? that's past the knee baby!

Hi Hot Tropical Babes :)

Can I see the short skirt pics of TaDoW?

:Graucho

Goodgirl, its time to get out boots, on ,, the shits getting deep in here LOL

*pinch*tadow ,, you sweet thang...smooooooooches

'Ello ladies - and lesbians in male bodies, heh...
Carrie here, I've got about 30 various domains with free sites and some TGP and AVS stuff. Don't have 'my own' site - the cam just doesn't lick as well as the hubby. :P
Two boys, 4yrs and 2yrs, and my 'baby' will be www.hostinghighlights.com with Netpond if we can ever get all of our darn projects launched, hehe...

We've got some damn pretty ladies here! The guys better watch out, I think we may out number them! :thumbsup

I am beginning to wonder if we out number them as well. I know we do if you add the The males trapped in lesbian bodies :thumbsup

What was that about licking? hehehe Splain, Splain (rikki recardo accent)

Well it's almost 3:30am and I'm home from a girly night out and just had to shout HI to my fellow webmistresses

I think there are ALOT of you that have to send me a pic ...

www.HOTWEBMISTRESSES.com

It doesn't have to be a nekkid pic, although gratuitous nudity is ALWAYS appreciated ...

Seriously though ... even a pic with a "I LOVE YOU HUNGRYMAN" sign will do ...

I'll give you a link back to the URL of your choice ...

:thumbsup

Pregnant sex is the best!!!! Bar none.

Now we know why preggo sites sell so well.

I think it's the universe's way of giving the us something to remember...for after the baby's born and no one sleeps or bathes or has time for anything anymore....:-)

I feel like a cyber-auntie!!!

The best part of someone else's kid..is we get to spoil them and send the little one back to mommy and daddy....

isn't that the truth, I had a nightmare birth and could never ever do that again, but I love tots

ROFL!

Did anyone see the "Vagina Monologues" on HBO?
its incredible and funny :)

I loved it!

It is playing an extended run here in Toronto .... me and a friend went to it about 2 months ago .... I thought I was being sucked into a night of bullshit feminist propoganda initially ... but must admit the entire evening was alot of fun .... not to mention I was only like 1 of 5 guys in a sold out crowd !!! :Graucho

(alot of hot looking chicks go to shows like this guys !!) :winkwink:

HI Im Katja
http://seksgevoelens.varwijk.lunarpa...20voorkant.jpg

Im always on the look out for fair trades, so please email me to , oke ???
Im from Holland, and I know our country hase a lot of fake babes, the think they get more respected putting a girls name under there site
When they popup here, i wil alert you ;-)

kisses

Camgirl Katja
http://www.tjeeze.tk
http://www.maxxxporn.nl
http://www.katja.4-all.org
http://www.escortease.com
http://www.amsterdaminsite.com

Been seeing this thread for a while so I popped in...
Lotta kewl babes in here! :thumbsup

SixNine

HungryMan!!!!!!! Hi Baaabeeeee!LTNS
Now I think that would be a fun evening to go see the vagina monologues with a bunch of friends!!
Maybe thats what I should do , Go on the road and talk about my Vagina!!!!!! btw, I loved the "oooo" part of the monologue :1orglaugh

Welcome Katja,

Nice site, YOU are a CUTIE!:thumbsup

Ok, even I couldn't resist posting.....behave?? you?? puleeze :winkwink: :1orglaugh

Yup, another female - Operations at Insite Adult and been in the industry now going on 6 years - started with free sites, on and on ynot member, ynot staff and then with Mature Money and the growth at Insite ever since :)

Hugs KK, RRRED and everyone else

Samantha

Hehehehe

Hot Tropical Babe,

I noticed Grovy design is in your sig. They were the ones that designed my balloon site ! :)

gotta love the women showing up!

bump!!!

:drinkup

Ok, thats right, I remember when he was working on that :)
He is a real good friend of mine. Does awesome work.

OK GIRLS, its MONDAY, Lets see how interesting we can make this thread today. Post something cute, I need to get rid of the monday "blues"

I thought this was cute:

little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each
other, outside the operating room.

The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"

The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."

The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze."

The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"

The first kid says, "A Circumcision."

And the second kid says, "Whoa, Good luck buddy, I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year!!!"

Hello ladies :)
i'm Spycam's wife. I'm using his login, because i'm not allowed to post using mine.
i'm webmastering for about 3 months and currently running one successful TGP - www.shemalebuffet.com
i also got 3 more TGP's to run, but wont tell the URL's yet :winkwink:
so..good luck ladies and...........wekick ass :Graucho

Juga
(ICQ: 110912394)

Juga, I have heard many good things about you from spycam :)
Nice to see you posting!!! Your husband is very sweet, but dont tell him I said that, he may get a big head, and become hard to live with....hehehhehe I heard you got a new car!!! L U C K Y girl.

Have you all noticed that this is a huge thread, and not one fight or pissy comments!!!! hahaha Hey Girls what does that say about us? :)

Goodgirl, I just woke up and the joke cracked me up LOL & especially before coffee!

Well, I was not going to do this, but time to identify myself I suppose!

My name is Diane, AKA "Magick", Director of Resource Management for http://www.InsiteAdult.com. Nice to meet ya :winkwink:

Hey! Great thread goin on. :) I post rarely and lurk for the most part...... I do sales for www.ademia.com our streaming content site, work for www.pornmegabucks.com and biofencash.com too.

I've been around for almost 3 years, I hit most of the conventions and I'd be up for an all girl hang out in Florida too.

Hmmm for an all women thread you sure post a lot Hungryman! LOL Teasin, you know i love ya.


Oh and I live in Toronto and it is SO hot here, blah!

Awww..I am so jealous, I really wish I could have made it down to this internext. I feel like I am missing the big dance or something! Well hopefully I will attend the next one! And, get to meet everyone there!
:glugglug

Hi I am Rose :):):)


<img src="http://www.nastyamateurs.com/sp.jpg">

holy shit! you're posting here? I thought you were dead. :1orglaugh

ALL the women are coming out of the woodwork.

Great thread!! I am in and out of here, and thought that I would post to this one :)

I work in sales for a sponsor program, www.dirtydollar.com.

I am in Toronto, and I have to agree with shann, it is FREAKING hot here!! UGH!!!

And YES an all girls night out in FL sounds great!! Look out is what I say!! muuuuwaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaa!!

::running in::

Hey ladies......

I'm Marina..... been webmistressing for about 6 years now...... run some tgp's and a movie site...... use to do loads of free, avs, and se shit but got lost in the tgp world. Nice to see all the webmistresses around!

just wanted to say "Hi!"


~Marina

Wassup Marina! :)

Sammi, are you coming to Fla? How is my girl, I gotta new email addy you know --

I need to track down RRRed and see if we can't get a cocktail hour or a lunch going here --

*peeks in..smiles and waves*

Hi All,

It's HoneyBlond from www.SexRev.com,
working in sales and webmaster support.
Hhmm a pic, guess this one will have to do http://ratethewebmaster.com/?i=11

Great to see all the lerking ladies venturing out ;-)

:thumbsup

Raven I found the first sex *after* the baby was born to be completely fucking mind-blowing! Both times!! :P

Tropical - the camera licking thing - many of the pretty ladies on here have their own sites and you know how you've gotta "make love" to the camera? I'm not real good at that, lol... cameras don't have tongues!

(Now then if they made a camera with a tongue... egads... I'd be in trouble!)

Really? Thats one of the things that I'm worried about. Anyone else have *good* stories about the first time after the birth?

Carrie, whats the url to your site? :Graucho I gotz to see dis..hehehehehe IM A Bad Girl today..hehehe I love the cams where you type to the babes...*blushing*

DId you take that vitamin today? *grin* I'll be checking on that from day to day now.. :) Just call me nana lanie

btw sex was great after the c section healed.. but it was awesome while I was preggers :) MEMORIES *sigh*

Hey Hot Tropical Babes, nice to meet you.

I webmaster and run http://CynSex.com , relatively new, clean adult portal and search engine. Contact me anytime.

Cynd

Hi Cyndalie :) Awesome site you have there, hey that Beautfiul Nina chickybabe looks familiar:Graucho (shes a sweetie)

Girls, if you ever want to icq me,, feel free to go for it :) Biz/Pleasure/PMS/ LOL I want to get to know you. You can NEVER have too many friends.

That reminds me,, I havent heard from Lana lately,,, I wonder what she is up too...hmmmm *laughing*

Hello ladies, after sitting and reading for a hell of a long time, and then having to post a titty shot to get my damn login info...Damn you Boneprone :1orglaugh I'm puttin in my "hellos and how r you" to the huge number of webmistress in here!!

I'll start by introducing myself, I'm Samantha Cameron ( DirtyD's Girl) of Diabolical Designers, Inc. We've been in the business about 5 years. I help run trades for all our tgps, submit galleries, and mainly keep the boys feed and half way decent lookin:winkwink:

I also do my own thing, for Tricams.com

We are going to try like hell to make it to the convention, but we are all busting ass to finish a new rev share gallery program...we might not be able to :( We won the LightSpeed Honda Motorcycle in Vegas... and weren't there either to receive it, that really sucked!!

Enough blab for me, if anyone needs more feel free to get a hold of me on ICQ 158837855

Much love to all, Sam
:thumbsup

As long as you listen to your body for when the time is right for sex and make sure that you get on top (you won't rub against the sore bits on top!) then the first time afterwards is FANTASTIC!!!

Dead??? Hardly - just as busy as you are - not like I notice you picking up the phone to say hello :winkwink:

I lurk here plenty but have never really had an opening to post so thanks :1orglaugh

let's talk soon tho, some changes I should let ya in on, shoot me an email or I'll try to get with you before the end of the week,

hugs to all at SI :Graucho
Samantha

Kim sweetie,

no dice on FLA :( lots of stuff happening that I need to fill you in on......rumor has it the same could be said for you :winkwink: lots of news on your girl.....too much we need to catch up on you and me so shoot me a number and let's talk before you leave for FLA

Loved the party in the -oh god KSL suite (memories) - that Janey and Ro put together......if you do one next week lets you, RRRED and I put something together for January as well??? deal??

xoxox
Samantha

I'm gay, I call for phillip

you mean all the times I'm getting my head kicked in by some newbie know it all you couldn't remind them that I've been around a while???? nice.

I'm golfing tomorrow but I'll get with you. We're still playing around with your stuff figuring out how to make my idea work.

yea and Angie thought you two had a fight it's been so long since you called :1orglaugh


next time you actually need help in a pissing match I doubt you'll be calling me in for backup, we both know I leave those to John :winkwink:

have fun on the golf course and next time I'll do my best to come to your defense as I've now been rightfully chastised :waaaaahh