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  • SteveLightspeed
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 7940

    #1

    All hell is breaking loose near my house!







    This thing appear in the sky about 30 minutes ago, and came down and landed in an area right near my house. I got these pictures of it before I heard people yelling "no fucking pictures!!!"

    I ran back here to post these, people need to know the truth.

    holy shit, there are people pounding on my dorr
    Abra-cadabra!
  • TampaToker
    Confirmed User
    • May 2006
    • 5828

    #2
    put the drugs down man
    Icq 247-742-205

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    • -SECCO-
      Confirmed User
      • May 2006
      • 1145

      #3
      well sounds like you are having fun anyway
      what?

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      • Daruma
        Confirmed User
        • Nov 2002
        • 3494

        #4
        don't worry - its just the after affects from Donny's thread

        RIP TD

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        • jMEGA
          Confirmed User
          • Oct 2005
          • 671

          #5
          tinfoil hat time
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          • nastynun
            Mandy
            • Nov 2003
            • 424

            #6
            They are coming to take Donny away to do some anal probing..
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            • jonesy
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2003
              • 6688

              #7
              looks like that new glow in the dark vibrating cock ring rubber from trojan
              .
              Shooting Bikini Girls

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              • Tempest
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • May 2004
                • 10217

                #8
                interesting night tonight...

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                • tony299
                  lurker
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 57021

                  #9
                  oh boy the men in black will be visiting
                  http://www.ufos-aliens.co.uk/cosmicmib.htm

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                  • BV
                    wtf
                    • Sep 2001
                    • 10914

                    #10
                    you can see the drone that the mother ship sent out in that one shot!

                    Be careful, these are the ships that abduct you to perform experiments and place micro chip implants inside your testicles that alter your sperms DNA to conceive genetic mutantoids.

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                    • TampaToker
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2006
                      • 5828

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Tempest
                      interesting night tonight...
                      yeah no shit i wanted to go to bed 2 hours ago
                      Icq 247-742-205

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                      • Kiwigirl
                        Confirmed User
                        • Mar 2005
                        • 2556

                        #12
                        hmmmm they have come for you steve, just walk into the light. LOL

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                        • AllStar
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2006
                          • 461

                          #13
                          well the exif info says the pic was taken about an hour ago...
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                          • FunkyDog
                            Confirmed User
                            • May 2006
                            • 541

                            #14
                            Bro, seriously, ask them if they know where Mulder is. We really need to find him!

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                            • BusterBunny
                              perverted justice decoy
                              • Aug 2005
                              • 19291

                              #15
                              i need a pic of donny to reply to this thread............
                              Last edited by BusterBunny; 12-22-2006, 11:34 PM. Reason: badddddddddd
                              my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                              • CC
                                Confirmed User
                                • Feb 2001
                                • 1690

                                #16
                                GFY tonight has provided me with more entertainment than I know what to do with.

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                                • SteveLightspeed
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2001
                                  • 7940

                                  #17
                                  This shit is all over the news here
                                  Abra-cadabra!

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                                  • stickyfingerz
                                    Doin fine
                                    • Oct 2005
                                    • 24984

                                    #18
                                    Fuckin anal probing aliens!!

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                                    • sh33p
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2004
                                      • 541

                                      #19
                                      Have a URL?

                                      Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                      This shit is all over the news here

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                                      • dynastoned
                                        mmm yeah!
                                        • Feb 2005
                                        • 5061

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                        This shit is all over the news here
                                        Where you at Steve?

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                                        • webcrawler
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Aug 2004
                                          • 2692

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by TampaToker
                                          put the drugs down man
                                          Exactly what I have to say.

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                                          • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                            Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                            • Jul 2004
                                            • 38323

                                            #22
                                            Fucking rude Mormans...

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                                            • Tempest
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • May 2004
                                              • 10217

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                              This shit is all over the news here
                                              If it ain't on CNN, it never happened.

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                                              • sh33p
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jul 2004
                                                • 541

                                                #24
                                                I thought it was Fox News.
                                                [
                                                QUOTE=Tempest;11577722]If it ain't on CNN, it never happened.[/QUOTE]

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                                                • CuriousToyBoy
                                                  Crazy Aussie Bastard
                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                  • 16787

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by CC
                                                  GFY tonight has provided me with more entertainment than I know what to do with.
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                                                  • Tempest
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • May 2004
                                                    • 10217

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by sh33p
                                                    I thought it was Fox News.
                                                    [
                                                    QUOTE=Tempest;11577722]If it ain't on CNN, it never happened.
                                                    [/QUOTE]

                                                    Depends on whether or not you're a liberal or conservative I suspect.

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                                                    • sh33p
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                      • 541

                                                      #27
                                                      Where you at on the West Coast?

                                                      Depends on whether or not you're a liberal or conservative I suspect.[/QUOTE]

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                                                      • Tempest
                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                        • May 2004
                                                        • 10217

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by sh33p
                                                        Where you at on the West Coast?
                                                        Sunshinecoast.

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                                                        • sh33p
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                          • 541

                                                          #29
                                                          I'm about 800 miles north of you.

                                                          Originally posted by Tempest
                                                          Sunshinecoast.

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                                                          • Tempest
                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                            • May 2004
                                                            • 10217

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by sh33p
                                                            I'm about 800 miles north of you.
                                                            On the coast like Prince Rupert?

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                                                            • sh33p
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                              • 541

                                                              #31
                                                              Terrace. 90 miles inland. heh, what a shithole of a town it is as well. I can't wait to move in the spring.

                                                              Originally posted by Tempest
                                                              On the coast like Prince Rupert?

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                                                              • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                                                (felis madjewicus)
                                                                • Jul 2006
                                                                • 20368

                                                                #32
                                                                they're just looking for jordan, hell i'd travel lightyears to probe her too...

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                                                                • sh33p
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                  • 541

                                                                  #33
                                                                  They probably have Steve now. He'll be showing up hogtied in the back of the Bangbus van next.

                                                                  Originally posted by ismokeblunts
                                                                  they're just looking for jordan, hell i'd travel lightyears to probe her too...

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                                                                  • pr0
                                                                    rockin tha trailerpark
                                                                    • May 2001
                                                                    • 23088

                                                                    #34
                                                                    lol....someones out flying a Christmas UFO, its a xmas miracle!
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                                                                    • kane
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                                      • 20684

                                                                      #35
                                                                      did you get an anal probe from them?

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                                                                      • pr0
                                                                        rockin tha trailerpark
                                                                        • May 2001
                                                                        • 23088

                                                                        #36
                                                                        If he's not joking, chances are he's getting zapped by the memory changing device. He'll come back now & say it was all a joke.....he was just enjoying 2 much eggnog ; )
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                                                                        • Meorazhar
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • May 2005
                                                                          • 672

                                                                          #37
                                                                          halogen bulb?

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                                                                          • martinsc
                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                            • Jun 2005
                                                                            • 27047

                                                                            #38
                                                                            tin foil hat time....
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                                                                            • sarettah
                                                                              see you later, I'm gone
                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                              • 14293

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Oh Fuck, they got Lightspeed !!



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                                                                              • NemesiS876
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • May 2006
                                                                                • 7436

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Can you give me a phone number of them

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                                                                                • Juilan
                                                                                  Sultan of Swing
                                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                                  • 15141

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  waiting for the punchline...
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                                                                                  • BLish
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Jun 2006
                                                                                    • 444

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    i pulled the exif info on those pics and this is what one of them said. this pic was just taken when he said it was!

                                                                                    Orientation of image: 1
                                                                                    File change date and time: 2006:12:23 01:01:51<-----------------
                                                                                    Image input equipment manufacturer: Canon
                                                                                    Image input equipment model: Canon PowerShot SD550
                                                                                    Software used: Adobe Photoshop 7.0
                                                                                    Exposure time: 0.125
                                                                                    F number: 4.9
                                                                                    Shutter speed: 3
                                                                                    Aperture: 4.59375
                                                                                    Exposure bias: 0
                                                                                    Maximum lens aperture: 4.59375
                                                                                    Metering mode: 5
                                                                                    Flash: 16
                                                                                    Lens focal length: 23.1
                                                                                    Focal plane X resolution: 7211.27
                                                                                    Focal plane Y resolution: 7211.27
                                                                                    Focal plane resolution unit: 2
                                                                                    Sensing method: 2
                                                                                    Custom rendered: 0
                                                                                    Exposure mode: 0
                                                                                    White balance: 0
                                                                                    Digital zoom ratio: 1
                                                                                    Scene capture type: 0

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                                                                                    • pr0
                                                                                      rockin tha trailerpark
                                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                                      • 23088

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Juilan
                                                                                      waiting for the punchline...
                                                                                      Maybe there is no punchline?

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                                                                                      • SlamDesigns
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Jul 2005
                                                                                        • 2339

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Steve, whatever you are smoking....pass it this way, homie!

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                                                                                        • E$_manager
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • Apr 2006
                                                                                          • 13557

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by BLish
                                                                                          i pulled the exif info on those pics and this is what one of them said. this pic was just taken when he said it was!

                                                                                          Orientation of image: 1
                                                                                          File change date and time: 2006:12:23 01:01:51<-----------------
                                                                                          Image input equipment manufacturer: Canon
                                                                                          Image input equipment model: Canon PowerShot SD550
                                                                                          Software used: Adobe Photoshop 7.0
                                                                                          Exposure time: 0.125
                                                                                          F number: 4.9
                                                                                          Shutter speed: 3
                                                                                          Aperture: 4.59375
                                                                                          Exposure bias: 0
                                                                                          Maximum lens aperture: 4.59375
                                                                                          Metering mode: 5
                                                                                          Flash: 16
                                                                                          Lens focal length: 23.1
                                                                                          Focal plane X resolution: 7211.27
                                                                                          Focal plane Y resolution: 7211.27
                                                                                          Focal plane resolution unit: 2
                                                                                          Sensing method: 2
                                                                                          Custom rendered: 0
                                                                                          Exposure mode: 0
                                                                                          White balance: 0
                                                                                          Digital zoom ratio: 1
                                                                                          Scene capture type: 0
                                                                                          So easy, Sherlock!
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                                                                                          • Sosa
                                                                                            In Tushy Land
                                                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                                                            • 40149

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            lol boy did I miss a crazy night on gfy

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                                                                                            • munki
                                                                                              Do Fun Shit.
                                                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                                                              • 13393

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              ANNOUNCER TWO: Ladies and gentlemen, here is the latest bulletin from the Intercontinental Radio News. Toronto, Canada: Professor Morse of McGill University reports observing a total of three explosions on the planet Mars, between the hours of 7:45 P.M. and 9:20 P.M., eastern standard time. This confirms earlier reports received from American observatories. Now, nearer home, comes a special announcement from Trenton, New Jersey. It is reported that at 8:50 P.M. a huge, flaming object, believed to be a meteorite, fell on a farm in the neighborhood of Grovers Mill, New Jersey, twenty-two miles from Trenton.

                                                                                              The flash in the sky was visible within a radius of several hundred miles and the noise of the impact was heard as far north as Elizabeth.

                                                                                              We have dispatched a special mobile unit to the scene, and will have our commentator, Carl Phillips, give you a word desription as soon as he can reach there from Princeton. In the meantime, we take you to the Hotel Martinet in Brooklyn, where Bobby Millette and his orchestra are offering a program of dance music.

                                                                                              (SWING BAND FOR TWENTY SECONDS . . . THEN CUT)

                                                                                              ANNOUNCER TWO: We take you now to Grovers Mill, New Jersey.

                                                                                              (CROWD NOISES . . . POLICE SIRENS)

                                                                                              PHILLIPS: I wish I could convey the atmosphere . . . the background of this . . . fantastic scene. Hundreds of cars are parked in a field in back of us. Police are trying to rope off the roadway leading to the farm. But it's no use. They're breaking right through. Cars' headlights throw an enormous spot on the pit where the object's half buried. Some of the more daring souls are now venturing near the edge. Their silhouettes stand out against the metal sheen.

                                                                                              (FAINT HUMMING SOUND)

                                                                                              One man wants to touch the thing . . . he's having an argument with a policeman. The policeman wins. . . . Now, ladies and gentlemen, there's something I haven't mentioned in all this excitement, but now it's becoming more distinct. Perhaps you've caught it already on your radio. Listen:

                                                                                              (LONG PAUSE) . . .

                                                                                              Do you hear it? It's a curious humming sound that seems to come from inside the object. I'll move the microphone nearer. (PAUSE) Now we're not more then twenty-five feet away. Can you hear it now? Oh, Professor Pierson!

                                                                                              PIERSON: Yes, Mr. Phillips?

                                                                                              PHILLIPS: Can you tell us the meaning of that scraping noise inside the thing?

                                                                                              PIERSON: Possibly the unequal cooling of its surface.

                                                                                              PHILLIPS: I see, do you still think it's a meteor, Professor?

                                                                                              PIERSON: I don't know what to think. The metal casing is definitely extraterrestrial . . . not found on this earth. Friction with the earth's atmosphere usually tears holes in a meteorite. This thing is smooth and, as you can see, of cylindrical shape.

                                                                                              PHILLIPS: Just a minute! Something's happening! Ladies and gentlemen, this is terrific! This end of the thing is beginning to flake off! The top is beginning to rotate like a screw! The thing must be hollow!

                                                                                              VOICES: She's movin'! Look, the darn thing's unscrewing! Keep back, there! Keep back, I tell you! Maybe there's men in it trying to escape! It's red hot, they'll burn to a cinder! Keep back there. Keep those idiots back!

                                                                                              (SUDDENLY THE CLANKING SOUND OF A HUGE PIECE OF FALLING METAL)

                                                                                              VOICES: She's off! The top's loose! Look out there! Stand back!

                                                                                              PHILLIPS: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the most terrifying thing I have ever witnessed . . . Wait a minute! Someone's crawling out of the hollow top. Someone or . . . something. I can see peering out of that black hole two luminous disks . . are they eyes? It might be a face. It might be . . .

                                                                                              (SHOUT OF AWE FROM THE CROWD)

                                                                                              PHILLIPS: Good heavens, something's wriggling out of the shadow like a gray snake. Now it's another one, and another. They look like tentacles to me. There, I can see the thing's body. It's large, large as a bear and it glistens like wet leather. But that face, it . . . Ladies and gentlemen, it's indescribable. I can hardly force myself to keep looking at it. The eyes are black and gleam like a serpent. The mouth is V-shaped with saliva dripping from its rimless lips that seem to quiver and pulsate. The monster or whatever it is can hardly move. It seems weighed down by . . . possibly gravity or something. The thing's raising up. The crowd falls back now. They've seen plenty. This is the most extraordinary experience. I can't find words . . . I'll pull this microphone with me as I talk. I'll have to stop the description until I can take a new position. Hold on, will you please, I'll be right back in a minute.

                                                                                              (FADE INTO PIANO)

                                                                                              ANNOUNCER: We are bringing you an eyewitness account of what's happening on the Wilmuth farm, Grovers mill, New Jersey. (MORE PIANO) We now return you to Carl Phillips at Grovers Mill.

                                                                                              PHILLIPS: Ladies and gentlemen (Am I on?). Ladies and gentlemen, here I am, back of a stone wall that adjoins Mr. Wilmuth's garden. From here I get a sweep of the whole scene. I'll give you every detail as long as I can talk. As long as I can see. More state police have arrived. They're drawing up a cordon in front of the pit, about thirty of them. No need to push the crowd back now. They're willing to keep their distance. The captain is conferring with someone. We can't quite see who. Oh yes, I believe it's Professor Pierson. Yes, it is. Now they've parted. The Professor moves around one side, studying the object, while the captain and two policemen advance with somethingin their hands. I can see it now. It's a white handkerchief tied to a pole . . . a flag of truce. If those creatures know what that means . . . what anything means!. . . Wait! Something's happening!

                                                                                              (HISSING SOUND FOLLOWED BY A HUMMING THAT INCREASES IN INTENSITY)

                                                                                              PHILLIPS: A humped shape is rising out of the pit. I can make out a small beam of light against a mirror. What's that? There's a jet of flame springing from the mirror, and it leaps right at the advancing men. It strikes them head on! Good Lord, they're turning into flame!

                                                                                              (SCREAMS AND UNEARTHLY SHRIEKS)

                                                                                              PHILLIPS: Now the whole field's caught fire. (EXPLOSION) The woods . . . the barns . . . the gas tanks of automobiles . . . it's spreading everywhere. It's coming this way. About twenty yards to my right . . .

                                                                                              (DEAD SILENCE)

                                                                                              ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, due to circumstances beyond our control, we are unable to continue the broadcast from Grovers Mill. Evidently there's some difficulty with our field transmission. However, we will return to that point at the earliest opportunity....

                                                                                              continued
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                                                                                              • sarettah
                                                                                                see you later, I'm gone
                                                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                                                • 14293

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                I smell another lameass marketing attempt by lightspeed for the Capri honeymoon tape.









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                                                                                                • Peaches
                                                                                                  Old broad
                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                                  • 13933

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Has anyone heard from Steve after these pictures were posted??!!!!!!!!!

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                                                                                                  • FunkyDog
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • May 2006
                                                                                                    • 541

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Peaches
                                                                                                    Has anyone heard from Steve after these pictures were posted??!!!!!!!!!
                                                                                                    Nope, nobody....... weird.

                                                                                                    Guess he's with Mulder now.

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