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Juilan 12-23-2006 08:54 AM

waiting for the punchline...

BLish 12-23-2006 09:05 AM

i pulled the exif info on those pics and this is what one of them said. this pic was just taken when he said it was!

Orientation of image: 1
File change date and time: 2006:12:23 01:01:51<-----------------
Image input equipment manufacturer: Canon
Image input equipment model: Canon PowerShot SD550
Software used: Adobe Photoshop 7.0
Exposure time: 0.125
F number: 4.9
Shutter speed: 3
Aperture: 4.59375
Exposure bias: 0
Maximum lens aperture: 4.59375
Metering mode: 5
Flash: 16
Lens focal length: 23.1
Focal plane X resolution: 7211.27
Focal plane Y resolution: 7211.27
Focal plane resolution unit: 2
Sensing method: 2
Custom rendered: 0
Exposure mode: 0
White balance: 0
Digital zoom ratio: 1
Scene capture type: 0

pr0 12-23-2006 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juilan (Post 11579306)
waiting for the punchline...

Maybe there is no punchline?

http://members.aol.com/_ht_a/pumpkin...mes/xfiles.jpg

SlamDesigns 12-23-2006 09:08 AM

Steve, whatever you are smoking....pass it this way, homie!

E$_manager 12-23-2006 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BLish (Post 11579350)
i pulled the exif info on those pics and this is what one of them said. this pic was just taken when he said it was!

Orientation of image: 1
File change date and time: 2006:12:23 01:01:51<-----------------
Image input equipment manufacturer: Canon
Image input equipment model: Canon PowerShot SD550
Software used: Adobe Photoshop 7.0
Exposure time: 0.125
F number: 4.9
Shutter speed: 3
Aperture: 4.59375
Exposure bias: 0
Maximum lens aperture: 4.59375
Metering mode: 5
Flash: 16
Lens focal length: 23.1
Focal plane X resolution: 7211.27
Focal plane Y resolution: 7211.27
Focal plane resolution unit: 2
Sensing method: 2
Custom rendered: 0
Exposure mode: 0
White balance: 0
Digital zoom ratio: 1
Scene capture type: 0

So easy, Sherlock! :1orglaugh

Sosa 12-23-2006 09:14 AM

lol boy did I miss a crazy night on gfy

munki 12-23-2006 09:17 AM

Quote:

ANNOUNCER TWO: Ladies and gentlemen, here is the latest bulletin from the Intercontinental Radio News. Toronto, Canada: Professor Morse of McGill University reports observing a total of three explosions on the planet Mars, between the hours of 7:45 P.M. and 9:20 P.M., eastern standard time. This confirms earlier reports received from American observatories. Now, nearer home, comes a special announcement from Trenton, New Jersey. It is reported that at 8:50 P.M. a huge, flaming object, believed to be a meteorite, fell on a farm in the neighborhood of Grovers Mill, New Jersey, twenty-two miles from Trenton.

The flash in the sky was visible within a radius of several hundred miles and the noise of the impact was heard as far north as Elizabeth.

We have dispatched a special mobile unit to the scene, and will have our commentator, Carl Phillips, give you a word desription as soon as he can reach there from Princeton. In the meantime, we take you to the Hotel Martinet in Brooklyn, where Bobby Millette and his orchestra are offering a program of dance music.

(SWING BAND FOR TWENTY SECONDS . . . THEN CUT)

ANNOUNCER TWO: We take you now to Grovers Mill, New Jersey.

(CROWD NOISES . . . POLICE SIRENS)

PHILLIPS: I wish I could convey the atmosphere . . . the background of this . . . fantastic scene. Hundreds of cars are parked in a field in back of us. Police are trying to rope off the roadway leading to the farm. But it's no use. They're breaking right through. Cars' headlights throw an enormous spot on the pit where the object's half buried. Some of the more daring souls are now venturing near the edge. Their silhouettes stand out against the metal sheen.

(FAINT HUMMING SOUND)

One man wants to touch the thing . . . he's having an argument with a policeman. The policeman wins. . . . Now, ladies and gentlemen, there's something I haven't mentioned in all this excitement, but now it's becoming more distinct. Perhaps you've caught it already on your radio. Listen:

(LONG PAUSE) . . .

Do you hear it? It's a curious humming sound that seems to come from inside the object. I'll move the microphone nearer. (PAUSE) Now we're not more then twenty-five feet away. Can you hear it now? Oh, Professor Pierson!

PIERSON: Yes, Mr. Phillips?

PHILLIPS: Can you tell us the meaning of that scraping noise inside the thing?

PIERSON: Possibly the unequal cooling of its surface.

PHILLIPS: I see, do you still think it's a meteor, Professor?

PIERSON: I don't know what to think. The metal casing is definitely extraterrestrial . . . not found on this earth. Friction with the earth's atmosphere usually tears holes in a meteorite. This thing is smooth and, as you can see, of cylindrical shape.

PHILLIPS: Just a minute! Something's happening! Ladies and gentlemen, this is terrific! This end of the thing is beginning to flake off! The top is beginning to rotate like a screw! The thing must be hollow!

VOICES: She's movin'! Look, the darn thing's unscrewing! Keep back, there! Keep back, I tell you! Maybe there's men in it trying to escape! It's red hot, they'll burn to a cinder! Keep back there. Keep those idiots back!

(SUDDENLY THE CLANKING SOUND OF A HUGE PIECE OF FALLING METAL)

VOICES: She's off! The top's loose! Look out there! Stand back!

PHILLIPS: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the most terrifying thing I have ever witnessed . . . Wait a minute! Someone's crawling out of the hollow top. Someone or . . . something. I can see peering out of that black hole two luminous disks . . are they eyes? It might be a face. It might be . . .

(SHOUT OF AWE FROM THE CROWD)

PHILLIPS: Good heavens, something's wriggling out of the shadow like a gray snake. Now it's another one, and another. They look like tentacles to me. There, I can see the thing's body. It's large, large as a bear and it glistens like wet leather. But that face, it . . . Ladies and gentlemen, it's indescribable. I can hardly force myself to keep looking at it. The eyes are black and gleam like a serpent. The mouth is V-shaped with saliva dripping from its rimless lips that seem to quiver and pulsate. The monster or whatever it is can hardly move. It seems weighed down by . . . possibly gravity or something. The thing's raising up. The crowd falls back now. They've seen plenty. This is the most extraordinary experience. I can't find words . . . I'll pull this microphone with me as I talk. I'll have to stop the description until I can take a new position. Hold on, will you please, I'll be right back in a minute.

(FADE INTO PIANO)

ANNOUNCER: We are bringing you an eyewitness account of what's happening on the Wilmuth farm, Grovers mill, New Jersey. (MORE PIANO) We now return you to Carl Phillips at Grovers Mill.

PHILLIPS: Ladies and gentlemen (Am I on?). Ladies and gentlemen, here I am, back of a stone wall that adjoins Mr. Wilmuth's garden. From here I get a sweep of the whole scene. I'll give you every detail as long as I can talk. As long as I can see. More state police have arrived. They're drawing up a cordon in front of the pit, about thirty of them. No need to push the crowd back now. They're willing to keep their distance. The captain is conferring with someone. We can't quite see who. Oh yes, I believe it's Professor Pierson. Yes, it is. Now they've parted. The Professor moves around one side, studying the object, while the captain and two policemen advance with somethingin their hands. I can see it now. It's a white handkerchief tied to a pole . . . a flag of truce. If those creatures know what that means . . . what anything means!. . . Wait! Something's happening!

(HISSING SOUND FOLLOWED BY A HUMMING THAT INCREASES IN INTENSITY)

PHILLIPS: A humped shape is rising out of the pit. I can make out a small beam of light against a mirror. What's that? There's a jet of flame springing from the mirror, and it leaps right at the advancing men. It strikes them head on! Good Lord, they're turning into flame!

(SCREAMS AND UNEARTHLY SHRIEKS)

PHILLIPS: Now the whole field's caught fire. (EXPLOSION) The woods . . . the barns . . . the gas tanks of automobiles . . . it's spreading everywhere. It's coming this way. About twenty yards to my right . . .

(DEAD SILENCE)

ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, due to circumstances beyond our control, we are unable to continue the broadcast from Grovers Mill. Evidently there's some difficulty with our field transmission. However, we will return to that point at the earliest opportunity....

continued
http://www.waroftheworlds.org/Broadc...4/Default.aspx

But Lightspeed style...

<-- getting nice and comfortable for the show

sarettah 12-23-2006 10:09 AM

I smell another lameass marketing attempt by lightspeed for the Capri honeymoon tape.

http://www.bntnews.com/capriet1.jpg

http://www.bntnews.com/capriet2.jpg

http://www.bntnews.com/capriet3.jpg

http://www.bntnews.com/capriet4.jpg

http://www.bntnews.com/capriet5.jpg

Peaches 12-23-2006 10:15 AM

Has anyone heard from Steve after these pictures were posted??!!!!!!!!!

FunkyDog 12-23-2006 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches (Post 11579738)
Has anyone heard from Steve after these pictures were posted??!!!!!!!!!

Nope, nobody....... weird.

Guess he's with Mulder now.

mikeyddddd 12-23-2006 10:21 AM

Fiddy hells

SlamDesigns 12-23-2006 10:22 AM

Hey look...even ET needs to get laid from time to time...and what better chicks to mate with than Tawnee and Jordan. Hell, I'd like to anally probe Tawnee myself.

I LOVE Little Brown Asses 12-23-2006 10:25 AM

$20 says Steve is off for the Xmas weekend and we'll all sit here for the next 3 days wondering if he was abducted. :2 cents:

SlamDesigns 12-23-2006 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I LOVE Little Brown Asses (Post 11579788)
$20 says Steve is off for the Xmas weekend and we'll all sit here for the next 3 days wondering if he was abducted. :2 cents:

If he was....he'll photograph them anally probing him and make millions. He's a marketing genius, I tell 'ya!

Drake 12-23-2006 10:59 AM

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/...70_wake_up.jpg

:(

stickyfingerz 12-23-2006 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I LOVE Little Brown Asses (Post 11579788)
$20 says Steve is off for the Xmas weekend and we'll all sit here for the next 3 days wondering if he was abducted. :2 cents:

20 bucks that was a picture of one of Steves Christmas decorations :winkwink:

sarettah 12-23-2006 11:05 AM

the clues are there if you look for them :thumbsup

http://www.bntnews.com/lightspeed.jpg

MissMina 12-23-2006 11:05 AM

Is this one of his publicity stunts again?

edgeprod 12-23-2006 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I LOVE Little Brown Asses (Post 11579788)
$20 says Steve is off for the Xmas weekend and we'll all sit here for the next 3 days wondering if he was abducted. :2 cents:

"Hoping" is spelled w-o-n-d-e-r-i-n-g now?

Busty 12-23-2006 11:50 AM

Steve are you sprinkling PCP on your weed again?

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-23-2006 11:58 AM

I just got word the the aliens have kidnapped all the lightspeed girls and are now doing anal probes on them all!

I hope Steve is getting pics :)

sarettah 12-23-2006 11:59 AM

As alice would say, curiouser and curiouser...

http://www.bntnews.com/aienlightspeed1.jpg

http://www.bntnews.com/aienlightspeed.jpg

needlive 12-23-2006 12:27 PM

Guess Mulder's been searching for you...end of the story though...finally lol

needlive 12-23-2006 12:28 PM

(I like X-Files just joking)

Bozena X 12-23-2006 12:28 PM

looks like a fountain.

Pete-KT 12-23-2006 12:43 PM

So did steve get kidnapped by aliens?

FunkyDog 12-23-2006 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete-KT (Post 11580586)
So did steve get kidnapped by aliens?

Actually HE kidnapped THE ALIENS and is forcing them into a sex scene as we speak. He's gonna be a BILLIONAIRE i tells ya!

Mike AI 12-23-2006 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 11579709)



haha now that is funny.

carol.prime 12-23-2006 12:47 PM

was that? is it a flying saucer? or just moms?
:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

SteveLightspeed 12-23-2006 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bozena X (Post 11580508)
looks like a fountain.


We have a winner! Thanks for playing. Guess I had a little too much eggnog last night! This is the view from the room Shannon booked for us as part of her Christmas gift to me...

http://www.stevelightspeed.com/spaceship4.jpg

munki 12-23-2006 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed (Post 11580683)
We have a winner! Thanks for playing. Guess I had a little too much eggnog last night! This is the view from the room Shannon booked for us as part of her Christmas gift to me...

http://www.stevelightspeed.com/spaceship4.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

edgeprod 12-23-2006 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bozena X (Post 11580508)
looks like a fountain.

Haha, that's what we were saying in the car today, after seeing it ... :1orglaugh

seeric 12-23-2006 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BV (Post 11577585)
you can see the drone that the mother ship sent out in that one shot!

Be careful, these are the ships that abduct you to perform experiments and place micro chip implants inside your testicles that alter your sperms DNA to conceive genetic mutantoids.

He's fixed. They are aiming at the wrong guy. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

See past threads keyword "vasectomy"

:Oh crap

BusterBunny 12-23-2006 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 11579709)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

marumari 01-02-2007 07:25 PM

Steve - we really need to chat. Any chance you will be in Vegas?

gecko 01-03-2007 05:49 AM

o noes!!


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