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SteveLightspeed · 12-23-2006, 01:09 AM

This thing appear in the sky about 30 minutes ago, and came down and landed in an area right near my house. I got these pictures of it before I heard people yelling "no fucking pictures!!!"

I ran back here to post these, people need to know the truth.

holy shit, there are people pounding on my dorr

TampaToker · 12-23-2006, 01:10 AM

put the drugs down man

-SECCO- · 12-23-2006, 01:12 AM

well sounds like you are having fun anyway

Daruma · 12-23-2006, 01:13 AM

don't worry - its just the after affects from Donny's thread

jMEGA · 12-23-2006, 01:14 AM

tinfoil hat time

nastynun · 12-23-2006, 01:14 AM

They are coming to take Donny away to do some anal probing..

jonesy · 12-23-2006, 01:14 AM

looks like that new glow in the dark vibrating cock ring rubber from trojan

Tempest · 12-23-2006, 01:15 AM

interesting night tonight...

tony286 · 12-23-2006, 01:15 AM

oh boy the men in black will be visiting
http://www.ufos-aliens.co.uk/cosmicmib.htm

BV · 12-23-2006, 01:16 AM

you can see the drone that the mother ship sent out in that one shot!

Be careful, these are the ships that abduct you to perform experiments and place micro chip implants inside your testicles that alter your sperms DNA to conceive genetic mutantoids.

TampaToker · 12-23-2006, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Tempest

interesting night tonight...

yeah no shit i wanted to go to bed 2 hours ago

Kiwigirl · 12-23-2006, 01:19 AM

hmmmm they have come for you steve, just walk into the light. LOL

AllStar · 12-23-2006, 01:25 AM

well the exif info says the pic was taken about an hour ago...

FunkyDog · 12-23-2006, 01:30 AM

Bro, seriously, ask them if they know where Mulder is. We really need to find him!

BusterBunny · 12-23-2006, 01:32 AM

i need a pic of donny to reply to this thread............

CC · 12-23-2006, 01:33 AM

GFY tonight has provided me with more entertainment than I know what to do with.

SteveLightspeed · 12-23-2006, 01:34 AM

This shit is all over the news here

stickyfingerz · 12-23-2006, 01:35 AM

Fuckin anal probing aliens!!

sh33p · 12-23-2006, 01:47 AM

Have a URL?

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

This shit is all over the news here

dynastoned · 12-23-2006, 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

This shit is all over the news here

Where you at Steve?

webcrawler · 12-23-2006, 01:51 AM

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Originally Posted by TampaToker

put the drugs down man

Exactly what I have to say.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-23-2006, 01:52 AM

Fucking rude Mormans...

ADG Webmaster

Tempest · 12-23-2006, 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

This shit is all over the news here

If it ain't on CNN, it never happened.

sh33p · 12-23-2006, 01:56 AM

I thought it was Fox News.
[
QUOTE=Tempest;11577722]If it ain't on CNN, it never happened.[/QUOTE]

CuriousToyBoy · 12-23-2006, 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by CC

GFY tonight has provided me with more entertainment than I know what to do with.

Tempest · 12-23-2006, 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sh33p

I thought it was Fox News.
[
QUOTE=Tempest;11577722]If it ain't on CNN, it never happened.

[/QUOTE]

Depends on whether or not you're a liberal or conservative I suspect.

sh33p · 12-23-2006, 02:13 AM

Where you at on the West Coast?

Depends on whether or not you're a liberal or conservative I suspect.[/QUOTE]

Tempest · 12-23-2006, 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by sh33p

Where you at on the West Coast?

Sunshinecoast.

sh33p · 12-23-2006, 02:21 AM

I'm about 800 miles north of you.

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Originally Posted by Tempest

Sunshinecoast.

Tempest · 12-23-2006, 02:30 AM

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Originally Posted by sh33p

I'm about 800 miles north of you.

On the coast like Prince Rupert?

sh33p · 12-23-2006, 02:36 AM

Terrace. 90 miles inland. heh, what a shithole of a town it is as well. I can't wait to move in the spring.

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Originally Posted by Tempest

On the coast like Prince Rupert?

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 12-23-2006, 02:38 AM

they're just looking for jordan, hell i'd travel lightyears to probe her too...

sh33p · 12-23-2006, 02:39 AM

They probably have Steve now. He'll be showing up hogtied in the back of the Bangbus van next.

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Originally Posted by ismokeblunts

they're just looking for jordan, hell i'd travel lightyears to probe her too...

pr0 · 12-23-2006, 02:49 AM

lol....someones out flying a Christmas UFO, its a xmas miracle!

kane · 12-23-2006, 02:57 AM

did you get an anal probe from them?

pr0 · 12-23-2006, 03:00 AM

If he's not joking, chances are he's getting zapped by the memory changing device. He'll come back now & say it was all a joke.....he was just enjoying 2 much eggnog ; )

Meorazhar · 12-23-2006, 03:53 AM

halogen bulb?

martinsc · 12-23-2006, 03:55 AM

tin foil hat time....

sarettah · 12-23-2006, 08:49 AM

Oh Fuck, they got Lightspeed !!

NemesiS876 · 12-23-2006, 08:53 AM

Can you give me a phone number of them

Juilan · 12-23-2006, 08:54 AM

waiting for the punchline...

BLish · 12-23-2006, 09:05 AM

i pulled the exif info on those pics and this is what one of them said. this pic was just taken when he said it was!

Orientation of image: 1
File change date and time: 2006:12:23 01:01:51<-----------------
Image input equipment manufacturer: Canon
Image input equipment model: Canon PowerShot SD550
Software used: Adobe Photoshop 7.0
Exposure time: 0.125
F number: 4.9
Shutter speed: 3
Aperture: 4.59375
Exposure bias: 0
Maximum lens aperture: 4.59375
Metering mode: 5
Flash: 16
Lens focal length: 23.1
Focal plane X resolution: 7211.27
Focal plane Y resolution: 7211.27
Focal plane resolution unit: 2
Sensing method: 2
Custom rendered: 0
Exposure mode: 0
White balance: 0
Digital zoom ratio: 1
Scene capture type: 0

pr0 · 12-23-2006, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Juilan

waiting for the punchline...

Maybe there is no punchline?

SlamDesigns · 12-23-2006, 09:08 AM

Steve, whatever you are smoking....pass it this way, homie!

E$_manager · 12-23-2006, 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BLish

i pulled the exif info on those pics and this is what one of them said. this pic was just taken when he said it was!

Orientation of image: 1
File change date and time: 2006:12:23 01:01:51<-----------------
Image input equipment manufacturer: Canon
Image input equipment model: Canon PowerShot SD550
Software used: Adobe Photoshop 7.0
Exposure time: 0.125
F number: 4.9
Shutter speed: 3
Aperture: 4.59375
Exposure bias: 0
Maximum lens aperture: 4.59375
Metering mode: 5
Flash: 16
Lens focal length: 23.1
Focal plane X resolution: 7211.27
Focal plane Y resolution: 7211.27
Focal plane resolution unit: 2
Sensing method: 2
Custom rendered: 0
Exposure mode: 0
White balance: 0
Digital zoom ratio: 1
Scene capture type: 0

So easy, Sherlock!

Sosa · 12-23-2006, 09:14 AM

lol boy did I miss a crazy night on gfy

munki · 12-23-2006, 09:17 AM

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ANNOUNCER TWO: Ladies and gentlemen, here is the latest bulletin from the Intercontinental Radio News. Toronto, Canada: Professor Morse of McGill University reports observing a total of three explosions on the planet Mars, between the hours of 7:45 P.M. and 9:20 P.M., eastern standard time. This confirms earlier reports received from American observatories. Now, nearer home, comes a special announcement from Trenton, New Jersey. It is reported that at 8:50 P.M. a huge, flaming object, believed to be a meteorite, fell on a farm in the neighborhood of Grovers Mill, New Jersey, twenty-two miles from Trenton.

The flash in the sky was visible within a radius of several hundred miles and the noise of the impact was heard as far north as Elizabeth.

We have dispatched a special mobile unit to the scene, and will have our commentator, Carl Phillips, give you a word desription as soon as he can reach there from Princeton. In the meantime, we take you to the Hotel Martinet in Brooklyn, where Bobby Millette and his orchestra are offering a program of dance music.

(SWING BAND FOR TWENTY SECONDS . . . THEN CUT)

ANNOUNCER TWO: We take you now to Grovers Mill, New Jersey.

(CROWD NOISES . . . POLICE SIRENS)

PHILLIPS: I wish I could convey the atmosphere . . . the background of this . . . fantastic scene. Hundreds of cars are parked in a field in back of us. Police are trying to rope off the roadway leading to the farm. But it's no use. They're breaking right through. Cars' headlights throw an enormous spot on the pit where the object's half buried. Some of the more daring souls are now venturing near the edge. Their silhouettes stand out against the metal sheen.

(FAINT HUMMING SOUND)

One man wants to touch the thing . . . he's having an argument with a policeman. The policeman wins. . . . Now, ladies and gentlemen, there's something I haven't mentioned in all this excitement, but now it's becoming more distinct. Perhaps you've caught it already on your radio. Listen:

(LONG PAUSE) . . .

Do you hear it? It's a curious humming sound that seems to come from inside the object. I'll move the microphone nearer. (PAUSE) Now we're not more then twenty-five feet away. Can you hear it now? Oh, Professor Pierson!

PIERSON: Yes, Mr. Phillips?

PHILLIPS: Can you tell us the meaning of that scraping noise inside the thing?

PIERSON: Possibly the unequal cooling of its surface.

PHILLIPS: I see, do you still think it's a meteor, Professor?

PIERSON: I don't know what to think. The metal casing is definitely extraterrestrial . . . not found on this earth. Friction with the earth's atmosphere usually tears holes in a meteorite. This thing is smooth and, as you can see, of cylindrical shape.

PHILLIPS: Just a minute! Something's happening! Ladies and gentlemen, this is terrific! This end of the thing is beginning to flake off! The top is beginning to rotate like a screw! The thing must be hollow!

VOICES: She's movin'! Look, the darn thing's unscrewing! Keep back, there! Keep back, I tell you! Maybe there's men in it trying to escape! It's red hot, they'll burn to a cinder! Keep back there. Keep those idiots back!

(SUDDENLY THE CLANKING SOUND OF A HUGE PIECE OF FALLING METAL)

VOICES: She's off! The top's loose! Look out there! Stand back!

PHILLIPS: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the most terrifying thing I have ever witnessed . . . Wait a minute! Someone's crawling out of the hollow top. Someone or . . . something. I can see peering out of that black hole two luminous disks . . are they eyes? It might be a face. It might be . . .

(SHOUT OF AWE FROM THE CROWD)

PHILLIPS: Good heavens, something's wriggling out of the shadow like a gray snake. Now it's another one, and another. They look like tentacles to me. There, I can see the thing's body. It's large, large as a bear and it glistens like wet leather. But that face, it . . . Ladies and gentlemen, it's indescribable. I can hardly force myself to keep looking at it. The eyes are black and gleam like a serpent. The mouth is V-shaped with saliva dripping from its rimless lips that seem to quiver and pulsate. The monster or whatever it is can hardly move. It seems weighed down by . . . possibly gravity or something. The thing's raising up. The crowd falls back now. They've seen plenty. This is the most extraordinary experience. I can't find words . . . I'll pull this microphone with me as I talk. I'll have to stop the description until I can take a new position. Hold on, will you please, I'll be right back in a minute.

(FADE INTO PIANO)

ANNOUNCER: We are bringing you an eyewitness account of what's happening on the Wilmuth farm, Grovers mill, New Jersey. (MORE PIANO) We now return you to Carl Phillips at Grovers Mill.

PHILLIPS: Ladies and gentlemen (Am I on?). Ladies and gentlemen, here I am, back of a stone wall that adjoins Mr. Wilmuth's garden. From here I get a sweep of the whole scene. I'll give you every detail as long as I can talk. As long as I can see. More state police have arrived. They're drawing up a cordon in front of the pit, about thirty of them. No need to push the crowd back now. They're willing to keep their distance. The captain is conferring with someone. We can't quite see who. Oh yes, I believe it's Professor Pierson. Yes, it is. Now they've parted. The Professor moves around one side, studying the object, while the captain and two policemen advance with somethingin their hands. I can see it now. It's a white handkerchief tied to a pole . . . a flag of truce. If those creatures know what that means . . . what anything means!. . . Wait! Something's happening!

(HISSING SOUND FOLLOWED BY A HUMMING THAT INCREASES IN INTENSITY)

PHILLIPS: A humped shape is rising out of the pit. I can make out a small beam of light against a mirror. What's that? There's a jet of flame springing from the mirror, and it leaps right at the advancing men. It strikes them head on! Good Lord, they're turning into flame!

(SCREAMS AND UNEARTHLY SHRIEKS)

PHILLIPS: Now the whole field's caught fire. (EXPLOSION) The woods . . . the barns . . . the gas tanks of automobiles . . . it's spreading everywhere. It's coming this way. About twenty yards to my right . . .

(DEAD SILENCE)

ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, due to circumstances beyond our control, we are unable to continue the broadcast from Grovers Mill. Evidently there's some difficulty with our field transmission. However, we will return to that point at the earliest opportunity....

continued

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But Lightspeed style...

<-- getting nice and comfortable for the show

sarettah · 12-23-2006, 10:09 AM

I smell another lameass marketing attempt by lightspeed for the Capri honeymoon tape.

Peaches · 12-23-2006, 10:15 AM

Has anyone heard from Steve after these pictures were posted??!!!!!!!!!

FunkyDog · 12-23-2006, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Peaches

Has anyone heard from Steve after these pictures were posted??!!!!!!!!!

Nope, nobody....... weird.

Guess he's with Mulder now.

12-23-2006, 01:09 AM	#1
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