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I have one which is ready for the affiliate program logo:
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"How to cook a cat" http://www.ooze.com/ooze13/images/cats/1way.jpg COOKING YOUR CAT Now you are ready to cook! One USENET account recommends placing a cat in a very high powered magnetron microwave. This device supposedly can cook a cat in approximately 10 minutes- the proteins are denatured (cooked), and sugars caramelized by microwave heating. The cat may be "cooked" but will it taste good? If you've ever tried to microwave a raw hamburger, you'll know the answer is "no." For the best taste, our reader inquired about possibly slow cooking a feline. That's exactly what we at PWEETA recommend- a slow cooked Beer Roasted Cat. Other cat recipes you may enjoy are classic Cat Tamales, Cat in Spicy Ginger Sauce, and Cat Au Gratin. http://www.ooze.com/ooze13/images/cats/Picture10.jpg BEER ROASTED CAT 1 cat cut into roast 1 can of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup 1 cube of beef bouillon 1 clove of garlic 1 Fine Irish Stout, like Guinness Cover and soak cat roast in salt water for 24 hours. Drain water and then cover and soak in beer for 6 hours. Drain and place in crock pot with your cans of soup. Add a clove of garlic, and a cube of beef bouillon. If you start to slow cook your cat in the morning with your George Foreman Cooker (or it's ilk), you'll have finely cooked feline in time for supper. If a slow cooker is not available, a cat can be baked at 350 degrees for 2-3 hours in a conventional oven and still come out pretty good. Beer Roasted Cat is fantastic served with mashed potatoes, collard greens, and fresh, homemade egg rolls. When planning a full meal just remember- cat is a course best served hot! http://www.ooze.com/ooze13/images/cats/anotherway.jpg Cat may not be the most glamorous, or tastiest of game meats, but with a little thought and preparation, Baked Cat can make the belly of the persnicketiest diner glow with home baked goodness. Do you like dogs too? |
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I don't think you understand...this si just the beggining.
here is a cat tamale recipe for you: How to make Tamales... A recipie. How long has it been, since you had a rich, steaming plate of tamales? Remember how delicious tamales are? NO ONE can resist a well-garnished plate of REAL tamales, after all. Well, no longer will you have to wait around until you can afford to visit an expensive restraunt which serves such a delicasy. I'll share with you the easy recipie for making your own REAL TAMALES, right at home! The first thing you need, is some real tamale meat. Some folks will tell you to use beef, or chicken - this is a mistake! RULE ONE - you can't make a REAL tamale, without catmeat. Cat; it's the "other" red meat. This is how to obtain fine tamale meats: "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty..." http://neil.franklin.ch/Usenet/alt.a...king_With_John |
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"I insulted Serge's wife and he is mean to me" here is some more pictures for your enjoyment: http://www.ooze.com/ooze13/images/ca...ning-postr.jpg ..and I'll be fucking you asshole 'til I am either banned or you cry uncle. What is it going to be? |
turn on your speakers full blast so your neighborgs can hear it:
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