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Northman · 11-30-2006, 09:06 PM

I've got years of business experience and a real talent for it, money to invest, etc. I have existing companies that I'm involved with full-time, but I wanna get something going on the side that'll have me and my friends surrounded by hot chicks all the time. We're all cool, good-looking guys with money, but we're sick of having to go out and waste our time at clubs to meet chicks. We wanna make them come to us so that we can spend our time more productively. So what should I get into? I was thinking of opening some kind of a (possibly non-adult) modelong / casting agency, or maybe even a tasteful nude production company like FTV or something. I know that if I point myself in the right direction, I'll be able to set up an extremely successful company that I can oversee in my spare time (I'd hire a full-time general manager to run it on the daily). I don't wanna go as far as to open up a strip joint or porn company though since a lot of my other companies' clients are family men and so on. I'm sure you guys understand. What would you suggest?

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Pipecrew · 11-30-2006, 09:09 PM

If you start a business, solely based on meeting girls, its going to fail and cost you a lot of money. It's kinda pathetic really, stick to the clubs.

paterson3713 · 11-30-2006, 09:09 PM

Why not just open up a regular club, or buy one. Chicks will sleep with anyone to be "buddy-buddy" with the owners of a cool club, since it means no line and no cover.

squishypimp · 11-30-2006, 09:12 PM

why not just hire whores to be around you?

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tehHinjew · 11-30-2006, 09:15 PM

... buy yourself a nightclub...
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Northman · 11-30-2006, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew

If you start a business, solely based on meeting girls, its going to fail and cost you a lot of money. It's kinda pathetic really, stick to the clubs.

When you make $200/hr, you'll understand. It's cheaper to hire an escort than spend the night at a club to pick up a single chick. And no, no business of mine has failed since I was about 16. Anything I touch turns to gold.

Northman · 11-30-2006, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paterson3713

Why not just open up a regular club, or buy one. Chicks will sleep with anyone to be "buddy-buddy" with the owners of a cool club, since it means no line and no cover.

Great idea, but I think it'd be overkill for the time being. I don't really need to meet 250 chicks / week.

tehHinjew · 11-30-2006, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paterson3713

Why not just open up a regular club, or buy one. Chicks will sleep with anyone to be "buddy-buddy" with the owners of a cool club, since it means no line and no cover.

damn you beat me to it

Northman · 11-30-2006, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squishypimp

why not just hire whores to be around you?

This would get really expensive really quickly. And besides, where's the fun? Plus, I'd much rather get laid and MAKE money than get laid and LOSE money.

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adultchica · 11-30-2006, 10:52 PM

I think a fleshlight would be a viable option. You get to stay at work and take care of business, no going out to meet chicks :-) Just don't forget to lock the door and have kleenex nearby....you don't want to mess up your desk and papers...

DaddyHalbucks · 11-30-2006, 11:19 PM

White slavery, it's very popular now a days.

Don't bother with all that bothersome relationship stuff.

tony286 · 11-30-2006, 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Northman

When you make $200/hr, you'll understand. It's cheaper to hire an escort than spend the night at a club to pick up a single chick. And no, no business of mine has failed since I was about 16. Anything I touch turns to gold.

if your that successful then pussy shouldn't be a problem for you lol

Kimo · 11-30-2006, 11:23 PM

escorts, DUHHHHHH

Psycho_x · 11-30-2006, 11:38 PM

If you have that kind of Bank.The girl's would already be coming to you.You woulnt need to start a biz to get women.And if you do try and start one based on getting ass it's sure to fail.

Dagwolf · 11-30-2006, 11:40 PM

You could be Baywatch: The Next Generation.

Nysus · 11-30-2006, 11:52 PM

There are a lot of factors involved. Amount initial you want to spend, amount on monthly basis, when you would want to start making a profit... etc..

Matt

AaronM · 11-30-2006, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Northman

I've got years of business experience and a real talent for it, money to invest, etc. I have existing companies that I'm involved with full-time, but I wanna get something going on the side that'll have me and my friends surrounded by hot chicks all the time. We're all cool, good-looking guys with money, but we're sick of having to go out and waste our time at clubs to meet chicks. We wanna make them come to us so that we can spend our time more productively. So what should I get into? I was thinking of opening some kind of a (possibly non-adult) modelong / casting agency, or maybe even a tasteful nude production company like FTV or something. I know that if I point myself in the right direction, I'll be able to set up an extremely successful company that I can oversee in my spare time (I'd hire a full-time general manager to run it on the daily). I don't wanna go as far as to open up a strip joint or porn company though since a lot of my other companies' clients are family men and so on. I'm sure you guys understand. What would you suggest?

Get a life.

Holly · 11-30-2006, 11:55 PM

Go to medical school and become a gynecologist. You'll be up to your elbows in hot cooch. Literally and figuratively.

Nysus · 11-30-2006, 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly

Go to medical school and become a gynecologist. You'll be up to your elbows in hot cooch. Literally and figuratively.

They would all turn to gold apparently!

Matt

dolladolla · 12-01-2006, 12:04 AM

just hire hot chicks in your office

them blondes gonna bring your biz down
try it for couple month lol

monimichaels · 12-01-2006, 12:16 AM

for the cost of starting a business, I would just get hookers
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Northman · 12-01-2006, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404

if your that successful then pussy shouldn't be a problem for you lol

Yes, because I have to wrestle my way through dozens of gorgeous models on the way to work. Would this take place in traffic, parking garage or the elevator?

Northman · 12-01-2006, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psycho_x

If you have that kind of Bank.The girl's would already be coming to you.You woulnt need to start a biz to get women.And if you do try and start one based on getting ass it's sure to fail.

No one really knows how much money I make. It's all new. All of my friends still make fuck all and they don't really get many women. I don't really have a cool, big social circle. I've had a really hot car for about a year now, but what I've come to realize is that you don't really meet chicks when the car is in the picture. By the time they see it, you're already on a date with them and by then, they're already yours anyway. Same with the place: you'd think chicks would kill for a guy with a place like mine, but those who see it would have gone home with me anyway because it's not like I show them pictures of it ahead of time. Anyway, I'm sure you get the point. Money doesn't get you laid if no one knows you have it. Suggestions?

Northman · 12-01-2006, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nysus

There are a lot of factors involved. Amount initial you want to spend, amount on monthly basis, when you would want to start making a profit... etc..

Matt

Yea but start WHAT?

juicyjuice · 12-02-2006, 01:08 AM

a club for sure.

if u dont need to meet 250/week, then dont!

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SlamDesigns · 12-02-2006, 01:38 AM

I'm agreeing with the club idea. Lots of ass...and they all wanna get with the owner. Hell, I was a DJ and used to get ass...so think what the fucking owners were getting.

thebossxxx · 12-02-2006, 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Northman

I've got years of business experience and a real talent for it, money to invest, etc. I have existing companies that I'm involved with full-time, but I wanna get something going on the side that'll have me and my friends surrounded by hot chicks all the time. We're all cool, good-looking guys with money, but we're sick of having to go out and waste our time at clubs to meet chicks. We wanna make them come to us so that we can spend our time more productively. So what should I get into? I was thinking of opening some kind of a (possibly non-adult) modelong / casting agency, or maybe even a tasteful nude production company like FTV or something. I know that if I point myself in the right direction, I'll be able to set up an extremely successful company that I can oversee in my spare time (I'd hire a full-time general manager to run it on the daily). I don't wanna go as far as to open up a strip joint or porn company though since a lot of my other companies' clients are family men and so on. I'm sure you guys understand. What would you suggest?

Good luck but it will take not only a lot of money, energy and 100% passion to make it successful. The industry is now flooded 1000's of new solo sites that pop up literally everyday!

darksoul · 12-02-2006, 02:38 AM

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donkevlar · 12-02-2006, 02:43 AM

Invest in my albums. I'll list you as 'executive producer' and you'll have groupies around you all day.

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BlueDesignStudios · 12-02-2006, 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Northman

Great idea, but I think it'd be overkill for the time being. I don't really need to meet 250 chicks / week.

what's wrong with fucking 250 chicks / week?

Northman · 12-02-2006, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueDesignStudios

what's wrong with fucking 250 chicks / week?

The whole dick falling off thing

timberlands · 12-02-2006, 11:34 AM

Quote:

I've got years of business experience and a real talent for it, money to invest, etc

than why arent you rich yet?

Buy a lambo.. or rent one than pull up to the clubs and say its yours. Dumb American bitches will fall for it anyway.

robfantasy · 12-02-2006, 11:45 AM

become a sleazy content photographer

Grapesoda · 12-02-2006, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squishypimp

why not just hire whores to be around you?

with electric blankets to keep the pussy hot!

Northman · 12-03-2006, 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by timberlands

than why arent you rich yet?

Buy a lambo.. or rent one than pull up to the clubs and say its yours. Dumb American bitches will fall for it anyway.

Haha, I gotta try that. I'm getting something similar soon.

Northman · 12-03-2006, 12:42 AM

Anyway, I need ideas. How are "legitemate" modeling agencies? Anyone have experience with em? I don't really want a sleazy outfit.

Northman · 12-08-2006, 09:57 PM

le bump....

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shekinah · 12-08-2006, 10:18 PM

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madawgz · 12-08-2006, 10:30 PM

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tehHinjew · 12-08-2006, 10:56 PM

a tanning salon...

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-08-2006, 11:20 PM

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