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TurboAngel · 12-17-2006, 12:38 AM

Make you got to the bathroom so much? I drink one beer and go 4896767489393 times to the bathroom.

PHP-CODER-FOR-HIRE · 12-17-2006, 12:40 AM

Because the alcoholic content is relatively low (lotsa water in it), so you drink quite a bit more beer than Vodka to get the same level of intoxication. You'd pee just as much if you drank 5 mugs of water.

PHP-CODER-FOR-HIRE · 12-17-2006, 12:40 AM

Oh, and... can you get me a blue embroidered webair polo? I'm a medium

TurboAngel · 12-17-2006, 12:41 AM

Do you host at Webair?

PHP-CODER-FOR-HIRE · 12-17-2006, 12:45 AM

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Do you host at Webair?

Yup (well, indirectly).

Also, I casually mention Webair in conversation when talking to someone looking for hosting. And I do a lot of coding for Webair customers, enabling them to generate enough income to be able to rent a server from Webair in the first place.

I'd classify myself as quite the Webair Advocate/Evangelist.

madawgz · 12-17-2006, 12:48 AM

once you take a piss there is no stopping it

TurboAngel · 12-17-2006, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by madawgz

once you take a piss there is no stopping it

It's the seal is brokend thing.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 12-17-2006, 12:57 AM

I usually make 2 or 3 beer, then it's straight to the pisser every half beer for the rest of th enight. thats why i drink gin and tonic.

TurboAngel · 12-17-2006, 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by PHP-CODER-FOR-HIRE

Oh, and... can you get me a blue embroidered webair polo? I'm a medium

I can try but I can't promise.

PHP-CODER-FOR-HIRE · 12-17-2006, 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by TurboAngel

I can try but I can't promise.

Aw thanks! You know where to find me!

TurboAngel · 12-17-2006, 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by PHP-CODER-FOR-HIRE

Aw thanks! You know where to find me!

On GFY?

SomeCreep · 12-17-2006, 01:13 AM

Because beer rules!

PHP-CODER-FOR-HIRE · 12-17-2006, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by TurboAngel

On GFY?

and ICQ ;)

aico · 12-17-2006, 01:17 AM

Because it's so fucking good that your body wants to keep making room for more.

TurboAngel · 12-17-2006, 01:21 AM

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and ICQ ;)

I will add you.

Vitasoy · 12-17-2006, 01:44 AM

I hear ya.. tea also does the same for me.

biftek · 12-17-2006, 04:19 AM

because alcohol is a toxin to the body, a substance that the body has no use for , pissing it out is the way the body cleanses itself , if pissing it out doesn't help due to over consumption that's when you throw your guts up , the body fighting back against the toxins

Adult Search Results · 12-17-2006, 04:21 AM

it's good, consider it a cleansing ritual.. drink more beer

TurboAngel · 12-17-2006, 04:28 AM

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Originally Posted by biftek

because alcohol is a toxin to the body, a substance that the body has no use for , pissing it out is the way the body cleanses itself , if pissing it out doesn't help due to over consumption that's when you throw your guts up , the body fighting back against the toxins

I'mm ready to puke now.

Bozena X · 12-17-2006, 04:32 AM

and when your drunk, all you can remember is pissing every 2 minutes because the rest of the time your just standing there being dumb. You have to actually use some brainpower to find your way to the bathroom through your body that is losing its motor functions. If your me, all you remember is when that chick took off her shirt and the fifty times you had to stumble your drunk ass to the bathroom.

TurboAngel · 12-17-2006, 04:54 AM

I don't know about all that.

TurboAngel · 12-17-2006, 05:16 AM

Ok now I'm drunk and sick.

reynold · 12-17-2006, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by aico

Because it's so fucking good that your body wants to keep making room for more.

Serious beer-drinking question? Ask a tough drinker.

12-17-2006, 12:38 AM	#1
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Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	I usually make 2 or 3 beer, then it's straight to the pisser every half beer for the rest of th enight. thats why i drink gin and tonic.

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aico Moo Moo Cow Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 14,748	Because it's so fucking good that your body wants to keep making room for more.

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Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	I hear ya.. tea also does the same for me. __________________ [email protected]

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biftek So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Victoria, Australia Posts: 1,030	because alcohol is a toxin to the body, a substance that the body has no use for , pissing it out is the way the body cleanses itself , if pissing it out doesn't help due to over consumption that's when you throw your guts up , the body fighting back against the toxins

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Bozena X Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: West Cost Posts: 1,139	and when your drunk, all you can remember is pissing every 2 minutes because the rest of the time your just standing there being dumb. You have to actually use some brainpower to find your way to the bathroom through your body that is losing its motor functions. If your me, all you remember is when that chick took off her shirt and the fifty times you had to stumble your drunk ass to the bathroom.

12-17-2006, 04:54 AM	#21
TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	I don't know about all that.

12-17-2006, 05:16 AM	#22
TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	Ok now I'm drunk and sick.