Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas
Dear Santa,
I've been a pretty good girl all year. Well, except for that one time (you know what I'm talking about so I won't bother with repeating it now)
Anyway, I don't have the "mad skillz" that some have, so I thought I'd ask you for a very special Christmas present.
I want a really voracious script that punishes spammers by locking up their 'puters with
Yeah! I want it to endlessly play Meatspin, complete with the 'You Spin Me Round' song, if they spam me.
Oh! And if you could write in a feature that sends e-mails to everyone in the spammer's private e-mail list (i.e. friends and family) that the spammer likes watching a spinning dick all day, that would be peachy too!
Thank you!
Love,
Tullian Zombie
I've been a pretty good girl all year. Well, except for that one time (you know what I'm talking about so I won't bother with repeating it now)
Anyway, I don't have the "mad skillz" that some have, so I thought I'd ask you for a very special Christmas present.
I want a really voracious script that punishes spammers by locking up their 'puters with
MEATSPIN!
Yeah! I want it to endlessly play Meatspin, complete with the 'You Spin Me Round' song, if they spam me.
Oh! And if you could write in a feature that sends e-mails to everyone in the spammer's private e-mail list (i.e. friends and family) that the spammer likes watching a spinning dick all day, that would be peachy too!
Thank you!
Love,
Tullian Zombie
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