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Grapesoda · 12-11-2006, 07:23 PM

Since the 1970s it has become more common for African-Americans to create new names for their children by combining their own set of fashionable sounds and syllables. Names for girls formed in this way are called "Lakeisha names" after one of the prime examples. Lakeisha names are created by linking a fashionable prefix, such as Sha-, La-, Ka-, Shan-, or Ty-, with a fashionable suffix, such as -isha, -ika, -onda, -ae, -ique, or -ice. The resulting names are almost always accented on the second syllable.

In the 1970s and 1980s, names beginning with La- such as Lashonda and Lashay were most popular. In the 1990s, Sha- names such as Shameka, Shanae, and Shaniqua were fashionable. In 2004, names starting with Ja- or ending in -iyah such as Jakayla, Jamya, Janiyah, and Taniyah were in vogue. But the point of this custom for most parents is to create a unique name for their child, and many are successful. Even in states as large as Pennsylvania, each year the average African-American girl receives a name that no other African-American girl born in that state is given. It was not possible to include many of these unique names, such as Azanae, Kyaire, and Zaterria, but they are now the most typical kind of names for African-American girls. Names for boys that have been created similarly include DeJuan, Deonte, Jamarion, Ladarius, and Quantavious.

JD · 12-11-2006, 07:25 PM

wtf????????????

HighSociety · 12-11-2006, 07:37 PM

hahaha now i learned something today

MaddCaz · 12-11-2006, 07:40 PM

no seriously...send me your source. I want to read that all

BigCashCrew · 12-11-2006, 07:40 PM

Yes, I did not know that. I wonder what Michael Richards thinks of that info.

needlive · 12-11-2006, 07:46 PM

pretty interesting...this world's about getting or being unique anyway, I think...that's in the media and everywhere...make your own...be yourself, etc.

NaughtyRob · 12-11-2006, 07:58 PM

I always wondering where to fuck those names came from.

Enema · 12-11-2006, 08:04 PM

yo Quantavious...

... 'sup?

it's just not right.

VoteForPedro · 12-11-2006, 08:15 PM

For those black people that do not get a unique name at birth. Do not worry. Statistically there is a very good chance you'll get a unique id sooner or later. Such as, Inmate #SKU78635, Inmate #GUL76534, etc...

Sad, but true.

Grapesoda · 12-11-2006, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by MaddCaz

no seriously...send me your source. I want to read that all

here ya go on the third page

Grapesoda · 12-11-2006, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by BigCashCrew

Yes, I did not know that. I wonder what Michael Richards thinks of that info.

not sure but there might be a fork involved

Grapesoda · 12-11-2006, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by VoteForPedro

For those black people that do not get a unique name at birth. Do not worry. Statistically there is a very good chance you'll get a unique id sooner or later. Such as, Inmate #SKU78635, Inmate #GUL76534, etc...

Sad, but true.

the most common question asked at the million man march: are you my dad?

most common answer: no, he's in prison.

EBORG9 · 12-11-2006, 08:27 PM

Ok Im black and my name is Harold, where does that fit into that knowledge your dropping?

EBORG9 · 12-11-2006, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by VoteForPedro

For those black people that do not get a unique name at birth. Do not worry. Statistically there is a very good chance you'll get a unique id sooner or later. Such as, Inmate #SKU78635, Inmate #GUL76534, etc...

Sad, but true.

GFY

Thanks for that Pedro! "can't we all just get along?"

EBORG9 · 12-11-2006, 08:31 PM

Bottom line, if you want to know about black people, ask them all.
If you want to know about a black person...ask him.

MaddCaz · 12-11-2006, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Wanton

here ya go on the third page

Thanks

Agent 488 · 12-11-2006, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Wanton

Quantavious.

http://www.facebook.com/p/Quantaviou...els/1490040127

pornguy · 12-11-2006, 08:55 PM

I kid you now when I say this, but I knew a girl names Nosmoking.

Seperate the words. That was her first name.

Grapesoda · 12-11-2006, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by EBORG9

Ok Im black and my name is Harold, where does that fit into that knowledge your dropping?

crap! I'm white and my name is Shalingwa!!

Grapesoda · 12-11-2006, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EBORG9

Bottom line, if you want to know about black people, ask them all.
If you want to know about a black person...ask him.

well, black people do have an endless fascination with black people . .

Grapesoda · 12-11-2006, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by budsbabes

http://www.facebook.com/p/Quantaviou...els/1490040127

whoa!!! you found the one black guy in the entire world with that name? that's o-mazing!!!

notabook · 12-11-2006, 09:12 PM

Black people sure are funny animals.

Agent 488 · 12-11-2006, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Wanton

whoa!!! you found the one black guy in the entire world with that name? that's o-mazing!!!

no, i found the one white guy named Quantavious:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...did=185 80599

EBORG9 · 12-11-2006, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wanton

crap! I'm white and my name is Shalingwa!!

eroswebmaster · 12-11-2006, 09:21 PM

utterly retarded.

But since we're telling funny black name stories...my best friend from High School..his mother was an elementary teacher and she had a little black girl who's name was pronounced... Padge - uh - may.

How was it spelled? Pajamas...her mother saw it in a Sears catalogue and thought it was French.

Then my oldest niece went to school with two black twins...the girls' names were Katrina...and Latrina...LOL if the little girl only knew what a Latrine was.

EBORG9 · 12-11-2006, 09:22 PM

Only one stereo type about black people is true:

We all do have big dicks,

really, it's in an almanac somewhere.

Just ask Jimmy the Greek

King of Queens · 12-11-2006, 09:26 PM

It's very refreshing to know it's not as many mofo's like you left.

Your kind is thinning out there buddy and it seems your daughters
are leaving first and..... fast

reynold · 12-11-2006, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by notabook

Black people sure are funny animals.

Wtf?

Grapesoda · 12-11-2006, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EBORG9

Only one stereo type about black people is true:

We all do have big dicks,

really, it's in an almanac somewhere.

Just ask Jimmy the Greek

I'm sure there's a congressman around some where that can verify that

notabook · 12-11-2006, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by reynold

Wtf?

Humans = Mammals. Mammals = Type of Animal.

Honestly though the jury is still out on deciding if black people are really human but they are animals regardless.

King of Queens · 12-11-2006, 09:47 PM

And this is what yewings say when you see a white woman with a black man

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Oh... but my skin is white and that makes it all fucking right.

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King of Queens · 12-11-2006, 10:09 PM

They not true like a use to be are they?

Grapesoda · 12-11-2006, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by King of Queens

And this is what yewings say when you see a white woman with a black man

!

most of that content is 2-3 years old

bareskin · 12-11-2006, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by GetNaughty

I always wondering where to fuck those names came from.

Thinking the same

King of Queens · 12-11-2006, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wanton

most of that content is 2-3 years old

How old is the quote from the actual domain name?

Wiggles · 12-11-2006, 10:36 PM

check out Freakonomics, he explains people still name their children in ghettos super black names otherwise the kids are singled out for trying to be white, it was pretty interesting.

12-11-2006, 07:23 PM	#1
Grapesoda So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Montana Posts: 46,238	no wonder I'm confused about black people Since the 1970s it has become more common for African-Americans to create new names for their children by combining their own set of fashionable sounds and syllables. Names for girls formed in this way are called "Lakeisha names" after one of the prime examples. Lakeisha names are created by linking a fashionable prefix, such as Sha-, La-, Ka-, Shan-, or Ty-, with a fashionable suffix, such as -isha, -ika, -onda, -ae, -ique, or -ice. The resulting names are almost always accented on the second syllable. In the 1970s and 1980s, names beginning with La- such as Lashonda and Lashay were most popular. In the 1990s, Sha- names such as Shameka, Shanae, and Shaniqua were fashionable. In 2004, names starting with Ja- or ending in -iyah such as Jakayla, Jamya, Janiyah, and Taniyah were in vogue. But the point of this custom for most parents is to create a unique name for their child, and many are successful. Even in states as large as Pennsylvania, each year the average African-American girl receives a name that no other African-American girl born in that state is given. It was not possible to include many of these unique names, such as Azanae, Kyaire, and Zaterria, but they are now the most typical kind of names for African-American girls. Names for boys that have been created similarly include DeJuan, Deonte, Jamarion, Ladarius, and Quantavious.

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EBORG9 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Sin City Posts: 1,823	Ok Im black and my name is Harold, where does that fit into that knowledge your dropping?

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eroswebmaster March 1st, 2003 Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seat 4 @ Venetian Poker Room Posts: 20,295	utterly retarded. But since we're telling funny black name stories...my best friend from High School..his mother was an elementary teacher and she had a little black girl who's name was pronounced... Padge - uh - may. How was it spelled? Pajamas...her mother saw it in a Sears catalogue and thought it was French. Then my oldest niece went to school with two black twins...the girls' names were Katrina...and Latrina...LOL if the little girl only knew what a Latrine was. __________________ For rent - ICQ 127-027-910 Click here for more details

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EBORG9 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Sin City Posts: 1,823	Only one stereo type about black people is true: We all do have big dicks, really, it's in an almanac somewhere. Just ask Jimmy the Greek

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