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draude · 12-07-2006, 09:33 PM

A beer is always wet.
A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.

A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better served hot.
Advantage: Pussy.

Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.

Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
Pussy does not.
Advantage: Draw.

If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted.
Advantage: Pussy

24 beers come in a box.
A pussy is a box you can come in.
Advantage: Pussy.

Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer.
Advantage: Pussy.

If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible.
Advantage: Beer.

If you come home smelling like beer, The Woman may get mad.
If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad.
Advantage: Beer.

6 beers in a night and you better not drive.
6 pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you need.
Advantage: Pussy

Buy too much beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much pussy and you will get poor.
Advantage: Draw

It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game.
You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game.
Advantage: Pussy

If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are going to get a breathalyzer.
If a cop smells pussy on your breath, you are going to get a high five.
Advantage: Pussy

With beer, bigger is better.
Advantage: beer.

Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable.
Advantage: beer.

Pussy can make you see God.
Beer can make you see the porcelain God.
Advantage: Pussy

If you think all day about the next pussy you will have, you are normal.
If you think all day about your next beer, you are an alcoholic.
Advantage: Pussy

Peeling labels off of beers is fun.
Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun.
Advantage: Pussy.

If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired.
If you try to snag a pussy at work, you get hit with sexual harassment.
Advantage: Draw

If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break.
If you suddenly drop a pussy, it may hunt you down like the dog you are.
Advantage: Beer.

If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly have you back.
Advantage: beer.

The best pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Pussy.

The worst pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Beer.

Bad beer: Schlitz, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Old Swill.
Bad pussy: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright.
Advantage: Draw

Good beer: Guinness, Sam Adams, Killian's Red
Good pussy: Almost all but the above.
Advantage: Pussy.

The government taxes beer.
Advantage: Pussy.

It's a close call, but the numbers never lie.
Advantage: Pussy.

HighSociety · 12-07-2006, 09:35 PM

hahah nice

CaptainHowdy · 12-07-2006, 09:35 PM

Don't make me choose mang!!

Psycho_x · 12-07-2006, 10:30 PM

I choose beer.Enough beer can make any pussy enjoyable.

Vitasoy · 12-08-2006, 12:55 AM

I'll take the pussy ;)

sicone · 12-08-2006, 12:57 AM

I'll take pussy over beer anytime

born2blog · 12-08-2006, 01:00 AM

haha, great list you got there

MyNameIsNobody · 12-08-2006, 01:37 AM

pussy ftw!

Martha_WildCash · 12-08-2006, 01:43 AM

read this 3 years ago, still cracks me up :P

Elixir · 12-08-2006, 01:49 AM

I'll take the pussy too

adultsection · 12-08-2006, 01:50 AM

pussy , only pussy

notabook · 12-08-2006, 02:08 AM

Pretty funny... couple of problems like:

"Buy too much beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much pussy and you will get poor.
Advantage: Draw"

Still, funny as hell LOL.

Przemek · 12-08-2006, 02:18 AM

A pussy that tastes like beer, maybe?
Or a beer that tastes like pussy?

Can't decide... ;)

Star 69 · 12-08-2006, 02:53 AM

Lol, nice. My vote for pussy

woj · 12-08-2006, 03:31 AM

old, but still good

leftybogs · 12-08-2006, 05:22 AM

that was funny!!! great...

Crasy Bitch · 12-08-2006, 05:55 AM

Beer and pussy together is better....

alexg · 12-08-2006, 06:48 AM

nice ones....

I'll take both, please

Ohface · 12-08-2006, 06:49 AM

lol....nice.I'm still working on that.

TBrown · 12-08-2006, 08:33 AM

beer AND pussy of course

nice list btw

gimo33 · 12-08-2006, 08:46 AM

lol... great list... pussy gets my vote...

Sveindt Beindt · 12-08-2006, 09:04 AM

I want a sixpack

calibra · 12-08-2006, 09:15 AM

funny stuff, but I choose pussy!

DaddyHalbucks · 12-08-2006, 09:19 AM

Good list.

Klen · 12-08-2006, 09:24 AM

Best is to have both.

darksoul · 12-08-2006, 09:24 AM

I think most here drink beer from a fleshlight
to have them both.

Got Porn? · 12-08-2006, 09:28 AM

Do you prefer beer before pussy or pussy before beer?

needlive · 12-08-2006, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by draude

If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are going to get a breathalyzer. If a cop smells pussy on your breath, you are going to get a high five.

lol

Ben.Z · 12-08-2006, 09:37 AM

That was pretty funny!

NoWhErE · 12-08-2006, 01:26 PM

hahahahahaha

E$_manager · 12-08-2006, 01:38 PM

Ha! Agree Totally!

ArkansasDave · 12-08-2006, 02:29 PM

ha! thats great!

squishypimp · 12-08-2006, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crasy Bitch

Beer and pussy together is better....

lol nice

Violetta · 12-08-2006, 02:51 PM

anyway... I just popped a beer!

evilangelalex · 12-08-2006, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psycho_x

I choose beer.Enough beer can make any pussy enjoyable.

MsWild · 12-10-2006, 12:27 AM

thta was pretty funny...lol

Lykos · 12-10-2006, 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crasy Bitch

Beer and pussy together is better....

damn,u r so cute

reynold · 12-10-2006, 07:06 AM

Even my girl loves beer. What do you expect from me?

12-07-2006, 09:33 PM	#1
draude Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: ... Posts: 1,214	beer vs pussy A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer. A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Advantage: Pussy. Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton. Advantage: Beer. Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy does not. Advantage: Draw. If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted. Advantage: Pussy 24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in. Advantage: Pussy. Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer. Advantage: Pussy. If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible. Advantage: Beer. If you come home smelling like beer, The Woman may get mad. If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad. Advantage: Beer. 6 beers in a night and you better not drive. 6 pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you need. Advantage: Pussy Buy too much beer and you will get fat. Buy too much pussy and you will get poor. Advantage: Draw It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game. You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game. Advantage: Pussy If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are going to get a breathalyzer. If a cop smells pussy on your breath, you are going to get a high five. Advantage: Pussy With beer, bigger is better. Advantage: beer. Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable. Advantage: beer. Pussy can make you see God. Beer can make you see the porcelain God. Advantage: Pussy If you think all day about the next pussy you will have, you are normal. If you think all day about your next beer, you are an alcoholic. Advantage: Pussy Peeling labels off of beers is fun. Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun. Advantage: Pussy. If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired. If you try to snag a pussy at work, you get hit with sexual harassment. Advantage: Draw If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break. If you suddenly drop a pussy, it may hunt you down like the dog you are. Advantage: Beer. If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly have you back. Advantage: beer. The best pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it. Advantage: Pussy. The worst pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it. Advantage: Beer. Bad beer: Schlitz, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Old Swill. Bad pussy: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright. Advantage: Draw Good beer: Guinness, Sam Adams, Killian's Red Good pussy: Almost all but the above. Advantage: Pussy. The government taxes beer. Advantage: Pussy. It's a close call, but the numbers never lie. Advantage: Pussy. __________________ Web Developer

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