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UniversalPass Pete · 12-07-2006, 10:57 PM

Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he in Marilyn Monroe.

Creepy huh?

The Sultan Of Smut · 12-07-2006, 11:05 PM

Crazy is all that true?

The Sultan Of Smut · 12-07-2006, 11:10 PM

Looks like some of it is true anyway:
http://www.snopes.com/history/american/linckenn.htm

Spunky · 12-07-2006, 11:13 PM

My brain is starting to hurt

UniversalPass Pete · 12-07-2006, 11:16 PM

A month before Lincoln was assassinated he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A month before Kennedy was assassinated he was in Marilyn Monroe.

This is a latter-day addition to the list and nothing more than a bit of salacious humor. Even as a humorous coincidence it fails the test, as Marilyn Monroe died well over a year before Kennedy's assassination.

xebec · 12-07-2006, 11:16 PM

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UniversalPass Pete · 12-08-2006, 09:45 AM

All 100% True except the last thing!

LittleSassy · 12-08-2006, 11:05 AM

freaky......

NemesiS876 · 12-08-2006, 11:07 AM

I have a different history

UniversalPassLorence · 12-08-2006, 12:35 PM

That's intresting

MyNameIsNobody · 12-08-2006, 01:00 PM

I wanna be in Marilyn Monroe.

needlive · 12-08-2006, 01:01 PM

Amazing...how come...

Grapesoda · 12-08-2006, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UniversalPass Pete

Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.

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Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Lincoln was not interested in civil rights . . he was working on a plan to repatriate the blacks when he was shot

kimzar · 12-08-2006, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wanton

Lincoln was not interested in civil rights . . he was working on a plan to repatriate the blacks when he was shot

Being repatriated is better than being a slave! so no! you are wrong! he was interested in Civil rights, as was kennedy!

E$_manager · 12-08-2006, 01:39 PM

Very creepy if it is true.
Looks like they are one and the same person.

NoWhErE · 12-08-2006, 02:44 PM

Old news, but still cool

4Man · 12-08-2006, 02:59 PM

I'am now smarter.

Sveindt Beindt · 12-08-2006, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MyNameIsNobody

I wanna be in Marilyn Monroe.

Me to

pornguy · 12-08-2006, 03:24 PM

very true, and very weird

pimplink · 12-10-2006, 12:45 PM

Interesting facts. And the last one made my day.

12-07-2006, 10:57 PM	#1
UniversalPass Pete Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Los Angeles, CA http://www.universalpass.com Posts: 7,368	Creepy History Lesson! Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can. Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost their children while living in the White House. Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both Presidents were shot in the head. Now it gets really weird. Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln . Both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. Both assassins were known by their three names. Both names are composed of fifteen letters. Now hang on to your seat. Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.' Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.' Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse. Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater. Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials. And here's the kicker... A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland A week before Kennedy was shot, he in Marilyn Monroe. Creepy huh? __________________ V4.0 It's Here! NOT JUST AVS ANYMORE! Teen Whore Fetish All Milf Sluts Real Asian Cunts All Latina Cunts Massive XXX Boobs All Out Anal Since 1997. ICQ: 107746038

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