today at the bank the lady in front of me pissed her pants

[atmclick]

i was depositing a check at the bank today and this 30ish year old lady was in front of me (at the teller). the teller is like "can i do anything else for you today"? and the lady got this weird look on her face and didnt say anything. teller and i are getting kind of uncomfortable (she was standing there frozen for like 10 seconds) and all of a sudden, her jeans start to soak by the crotch. i had to stand in her piss to deposit my check.

[Spunky]

Did you get her phone number?

[ready lube]

Can you say golden shower site model! Sounds like an interview to me, lol

[baX]

Was she hot?

[atmclick]

she was alright.

[CaptainHowdy]

Originally Posted by Spunky

Did you get her phone number?

!!

[XAKEP]

She may have the pissdisease!!!!

[L-Pink]

That's hot .........

[After Shock Media]

Like oh my gawd!

I would so rather stand in piss than deal with everything else on the ground that is normally there. At least with pee I know it has been partially cleaned.

[atmclick]

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Like oh my gawd!

I would so rather stand in piss than deal with everything else on the ground that is normally there. At least with pee I know it has been partially cleaned.

you must rock. hard.

[edgeprod]

Originally Posted by Spunky

Did you get her phone number?

CLASSIC.

[After Shock Media]

Originally Posted by atmclick

you must rock. hard.

Nah, just having to have my hands in near direct connection with the floors of public areas has jaded me.

[sicone]

sucks to have been her... how embarrassing

[OG LennyT]

Originally Posted by atmclick

i was depositing a check at the bank today and this 30ish year old lady was in front of me (at the teller). the teller is like "can i do anything else for you today"? and the lady got this weird look on her face and didnt say anything. teller and i are getting kind of uncomfortable (she was standing there frozen for like 10 seconds) and all of a sudden, her jeans start to soak by the crotch. i had to stand in her piss to deposit my check.

jesus that must be embarassing

[HometownHardcore]

OMG that's too funny (and awful at the same time lol)

[Phoenix]

sudden bowel movements are scary for sure

just be lucky she didnt eat at toao bell and have another sort of accident

[draude]

funny shit

[sharp]

pics..????

[sickkittens]

Originally Posted by astair

pics..????

Beat me to it.

[shekinah]

Have you even asked for her name?

[Psycho_x]

Am I the only one here that carries a camera every where I go just incase shit like that happens?

[Basic_man]

You scared her to shit!!

[SteveLightspeed]

Maybe her boyfriend/husband/SO was standing nearby, and dared her to do it?

How kinky!

[tony286]

was she high ?

[Sosa]

pretty fucking grose

[Pipeline Q]

sounds to me like that may have been her mating call.

[adultchica]

Did anyone say anything rude to her? If not, then that's a surprise. I can say most people in my area would have made her feel like crap.

Maybe she has a condition...

[aico]

One time a few years ago at a 7-11 this drunk bitch was getting cash out of the ATM, she was acting all funny, looking around etc, then she fucking slipped and fell, got up and left really fast... The bitch pissed herself and then slipped in it.

[madawgz]

yeah maybe she got scared or something

[SomeCreep]

peeing in banks rules

[calibra]

OMG, that's embarassing Shit (piss) happens!

[dooglas]

Wow time for Depends!

[Mr Pheer]

well at least she didnt shit in the jacuzzi on video like that other chic did

[notabook]

It's obvious what happened. She went in with full intention of robbing the bank. As she reached for her gun inside her purse she thought about it…. She felt the cold metal, it felt soothing to her calloused fingers. You see, up until last month, Margaret was employed at the Smith & Co. Jacket Emporium for twenty-seven years and she rather loved her job. She got up every day at 5:00 AM. She got dressed. She ate breakfast. Then she went to work. Although most would regard Margaret’s life as trivial and meaningless, she found great comfort in making such stylish jackets. When she wondered through the streets she would occasionally see jackets that she herself had put together; this filled her with pride knowing that her jackets brought so many people happiness.

That was then. This is now. Smith & Co. Jacket Emporium decided it needed to make a little extra money and fired nearly all of it’s workers, just to move it’s business overseas where the jackets would be made by someone getting paid 30 cents a hour. Margaret was heart broken at the news… “I poured my entire life into making jackets, I gave that company my everything!” she thought to herself. “I don’t know what I’m going to do…” she said out loud, bursting into tears. Margaret tried to find another job but after a month of searching she could find no work. On unemployment and forced to resort to food stamps, a once happy worker was now a despot of a person. As she fell further and further into depression she concocted a plan, a crazy plan, to make it all right – at least in her mind.

Margaret used what little savings she had to buy a gun from a street thug that went by the name of Joey Fingers. Feeling that she was out of options, believing that her life was now over, she intended to risk it all by robbing her local bank. She planned it out step by step and told her best friend Joanne about her plan. At first Joanne called her crazy, that they could never get away with it. But with Joanne too being fired from Smith & Co. Margaret’s plan slowly started to grow on her. Eventually Joanne agreed with Margaret and soon their plans were put into motion. Joanne would pull up in an unmarked vehicle as Margaret arrived in a broken down blue 73’ Chevy. Margaret would then enter into the bank with her gun hidden from view inside her purse.

As Margaret waited in line her anger boiled inside her. She thought of how she was wronged by her company, how she was forced to do what she was about to do. But something kept clawing away at her conscious. Margaret had never done a crime before in her life, she had never even ran a red-light or a stop sign. And here she was about to rob a bank. Margaret’s heart ran faster and faster as she got closer to the teller. Her mind continue to wonder, however. Just now, as if her mind was completely blocked before by an unseen force, she started to think about what would happen if she and Joanne were unable to get away. She thought about prison; certainly a scary place that she didn’t want to be in.

“NEXT” – a huge booming voice cried out.

Margaret jumped a bit; her mind completely elsewhere. It was her turn. And it was now she would make her move. As she approached the teller she placed her hand inside her purse and felt the cold metal. It soothed her aching fingers and all thoughts of backing out now were gone. Just as she was about to pull the gun from her purse and demand the bank’s money, it hit her – her sudden, uncontrollable urge to urinate. You see, Margaret had been diagnosed years ago with urinary incontinence and as such her bladder muscles just could not hold in her urine. It all came out suddenly. Tears began to form in Margaret’s eyes as she pissed herself for the whole world to see.

Margaret quickly vacated the bank with a puddle of urine left behind. All around her she heard snickering and giggling. Margaret quickly got into her vehicle and drove off all while leaving Joanne at the bank wondering just what the hell happened.

…

Later that night Margaret told Joanne what happened and the two had a great laugh about it. They couldn’t believe what they were about to do just because they were hard up on money and down on their luck. The two realized just how closely both of them came to getting arrested and loosing their freedoms. With a sign of relief Joanne gave Margaret a hug, a hug that she surely needed. Then the two of them started to undress and started making out and shit, then they fucked each other with glass dildos because they both were raging lesbians and they liked dildos and shit.

THE END

[paymeback]

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

well at least she didnt shit in the jacuzzi on video like that other chic did

I was thinking the same thing when i read it

[vvq]

thanks for the story notabook lol

[notabook]

Originally Posted by vvq

thanks for the story notabook lol

yw

[Vitasoy]

Hey.. sometimes shit happens ;)

[Sveindt Beindt]

Lucky you

[reynold]

Did you buy her a diaper before leaving the bank?

[cool1]

time to get Depends

[ilbb]

well did You take photo of it?

[maxcarter101]

Originally Posted by notabook

It's obvious what happened. She went in with full intention of robbing the bank. As she reached for her gun inside her purse she thought about it?. She felt the cold metal, it felt soothing to her calloused fingers. You see, up until last month, Margaret was employed at the Smith & Co. Jacket Emporium for twenty-seven years and she rather loved her job. She got up every day at 5:00 AM. She got dressed. She ate breakfast. Then she went to work. Although most would regard Margaret?s life as trivial and meaningless, she found great comfort in making such stylish jackets. When she wondered through the streets she would occasionally see jackets that she herself had put together; this filled her with pride knowing that her jackets brought so many people happiness.

That was then. This is now. Smith & Co. Jacket Emporium decided it needed to make a little extra money and fired nearly all of it?s workers, just to move it?s business overseas where the jackets would be made by someone getting paid 30 cents a hour. Margaret was heart broken at the news? ?I poured my entire life into making jackets, I gave that company my everything!? she thought to herself. ?I don?t know what I?m going to do?? she said out loud, bursting into tears. Margaret tried to find another job but after a month of searching she could find no work. On unemployment and forced to resort to food stamps, a once happy worker was now a despot of a person. As she fell further and further into depression she concocted a plan, a crazy plan, to make it all right ? at least in her mind.

Margaret used what little savings she had to buy a gun from a street thug that went by the name of Joey Fingers. Feeling that she was out of options, believing that her life was now over, she intended to risk it all by robbing her local bank. She planned it out step by step and told her best friend Joanne about her plan. At first Joanne called her crazy, that they could never get away with it. But with Joanne too being fired from Smith & Co. Margaret?s plan slowly started to grow on her. Eventually Joanne agreed with Margaret and soon their plans were put into motion. Joanne would pull up in an unmarked vehicle as Margaret arrived in a broken down blue 73? Chevy. Margaret would then enter into the bank with her gun hidden from view inside her purse.

As Margaret waited in line her anger boiled inside her. She thought of how she was wronged by her company, how she was forced to do what she was about to do. But something kept clawing away at her conscious. Margaret had never done a crime before in her life, she had never even ran a red-light or a stop sign. And here she was about to rob a bank. Margaret?s heart ran faster and faster as she got closer to the teller. Her mind continue to wonder, however. Just now, as if her mind was completely blocked before by an unseen force, she started to think about what would happen if she and Joanne were unable to get away. She thought about prison; certainly a scary place that she didn?t want to be in.

?NEXT? ? a huge booming voice cried out.

Margaret jumped a bit; her mind completely elsewhere. It was her turn. And it was now she would make her move. As she approached the teller she placed her hand inside her purse and felt the cold metal. It soothed her aching fingers and all thoughts of backing out now were gone. Just as she was about to pull the gun from her purse and demand the bank?s money, it hit her ? her sudden, uncontrollable urge to urinate. You see, Margaret had been diagnosed years ago with urinary incontinence and as such her bladder muscles just could not hold in her urine. It all came out suddenly. Tears began to form in Margaret?s eyes as she pissed herself for the whole world to see.

Margaret quickly vacated the bank with a puddle of urine left behind. All around her she heard snickering and giggling. Margaret quickly got into her vehicle and drove off all while leaving Joanne at the bank wondering just what the hell happened.

?

Later that night Margaret told Joanne what happened and the two had a great laugh about it. They couldn?t believe what they were about to do just because they were hard up on money and down on their luck. The two realized just how closely both of them came to getting arrested and loosing their freedoms. With a sign of relief Joanne gave Margaret a hug, a hug that she surely needed. Then the two of them started to undress and started making out and shit, then they fucked each other with glass dildos because they both were raging lesbians and they liked dildos and shit.

THE END

Wow you wrote all that in reply? Need attention much?

[JUSTB]

what did she do after she did it?

Maybe she was pregnant and her water broke

[Dragar]

Originally Posted by atmclick

i was depositing a check at the bank today and this 30ish year old lady was in front of me (at the teller). the teller is like "can i do anything else for you today"? and the lady got this weird look on her face and didnt say anything. teller and i are getting kind of uncomfortable (she was standing there frozen for like 10 seconds) and all of a sudden, her jeans start to soak by the crotch. i had to stand in her piss to deposit my check.

did you like it?

[rodney25]

Originally Posted by JUSTB

what did she do after she did it?

Maybe she was pregnant and her water broke

eekkk

[alexg]

it's not piss! it's female ejaculation!!!

[draude]

embarassing

[~zombiegirl~]

oh SNAP!!!! what i wouldn't have done to have been there with my cameras!!!!!
Solid gold....
& for those of you who thought it was hott!:



this thread is useless without pics!

[Lance69]

I'd hit, even with the soaked pants...