Mommy dearest: Paris Hilton wants kids, soon - GoFuckYourself.com

Empress_JoinRightNow · 12-06-2006, 08:01 AM

Playgrounds in America might never be the same: Paris Hilton says she wants to have children ? soon.

The partying heiress says that hanging around with her new best friend, Britney Spears, and Spears' two tykes has made her want to reproduce.

?It?s been my dream to have four babies by 30,? the 25-year-old heiress announced, reports Life & Style Weekly. And Hilton thinks she?s highly qualified for motherhood, explaining: ?I look after animals, so I?d have a lot to give my kids.?

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teg0 · 12-06-2006, 08:06 AM

I feel sorry for that future kid.

Monique Niccole · 12-06-2006, 08:08 AM

Don't worry, I'm sure her polluted womb will reject all embryos.

Empress_JoinRightNow · 12-06-2006, 08:10 AM

^
that's an exaggerated comment...lots of men are lining up for paris' heart...LMAO...

ForteCash · 12-06-2006, 08:12 AM

It's funny how these dumb bitches just choose some dumb classless fuck really quick to knock them up.. what examples they will be for their silver-spooned brats..

Empress_JoinRightNow · 12-06-2006, 08:15 AM

i guess...everybody deserves second chances...what do you think?

Yngwie · 12-06-2006, 08:17 AM

I pity the future of this planet.

Antonio · 12-06-2006, 08:20 AM

her kids will be snorting cocaine by the age of 5

reynold · 12-06-2006, 08:26 AM

Four kids at the age of 30? I hope she's tough enough to hit that number.

bopha · 12-06-2006, 08:37 AM

Actually, what I think she really wants is publicity.

mikeet · 12-06-2006, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Empress_JoinRightNow

^
that's an exaggerated comment...lots of men are lining up for paris' heart...LMAO...

Fuck the heart, they just want some of that pussy.

StarkReality · 12-06-2006, 08:51 AM

Well, maybe she will learn to take responsibility this way...although I heavily doubt it...poor kid !

carol.prime · 12-06-2006, 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bopha

Actually, what I think she really wants is publicity.

Nysus · 12-06-2006, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by teg0

I feel sorry for that future kid.

Hopefully the child will not 200% pampered.

Matt

sweetcuties · 12-06-2006, 09:02 AM

If she wasn't wealthy, she'd be just another slut! Since she's loaded, she's perceived as being cool

HeadPimp · 12-06-2006, 09:15 AM

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Playgrounds in America might never be the same: Paris Hilton says she wants to have children — soon.

Heh... I was going to guess that at first from the headline that she wanted to pull a Jackson and start dating them. But having them? Damn, that is creepier yet.

reynold · 12-06-2006, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by bopha

Actually, what I think she really wants is publicity.

One thing we're all sick and tired of.

pornguy · 12-06-2006, 09:32 AM

I am more than willing to lend a few inches for her

dutchteencash kayla · 12-06-2006, 09:32 AM

So shes going to have 4 kids huh?

so heres the new thread- HOW MANY NANNYS DOES IT TAKE TO RAISE PARIS' 4 KIDS?

come on it will be fun- like guessing how many jelly beans are in the jar. Cuz you know damn well her ass aint gonna be takin care of 'em!!

Vegas Ken · 12-06-2006, 09:55 AM

I think that she has been hanging out with Britney too long.

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