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Boy Arrested For Opening Xmas Gift Early
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good for his mom ...lol
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Mother of the year right there... Jesus CHRIST, just don't give him the fucking gameboy and tell him "sorry, maybe next year you'll listen" instead of calling the fucking pigs. Man what an idiot cunt of a mom.
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When do we start playing Guess The Race?
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ha, yeah, my wife just basically said we need to start doing psych evaluations to all wannabe mothers, anyone that doesn't pass is required to take birth control...LOL
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I would have put it in his hands. Put him in the car. Drove to the store. And allowed him to watch as it was returned. Then I would have taken him home and told him go ahead and open up the rest. As soon as they were unwrapped and he was all happy. Said there you go. Your xmas is over.
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Spoiled kid needs to learn!
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take him to the store and have him return it...LOL...awesome |
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cant wait to read his book when he is 30..lol
but from my other personality KILL HIM!!!!! |
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Taking a bite out of crime!
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I have always enjoyed the surprise. A couple times I went looking for my presents as a kid. Never opened any though.
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a mother using taxpayer money to raise her child because she cant. shes fucking dumb and so are the cops that went along with it. maybe the kid has some psych problems. desensitize him to jail early, thats fucking smart. the threat of jail is much worse than actually being in jail. once youve been there, its really not that scary. people are dumb.
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Was she really the mom of the kid? I am not that stupid to call cops just because my child opened a gift
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The woman has created a criminal. I'm sure of it.
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Pregnant around 14? Damn.
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when you have to have your child arrested over a christmas present, you've already lost.
My 4yo knows that if he opens so much as one present, all of his gifts are getting returned and santa will bring him coal. |
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Why even return the presents? Who cares? The presents are for him anyway. If he opens them early he'll have no presents to open on Christmas. That should suck enough for him. What lesson are you teaching the kid by returning his gifts? That you're an asshole?
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Some people need to read the report before slamming the parent because it was the Grand Parent and the Game Boy was no where to be found.
Maybe if the game boy was open and right there for them to see they would not have gone this far...further, they never stated the present was for the kid. It could have been someone else's gift that was now missing.
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thats so stupid
i can understand this child being disruptive and what not but having your 12 year old arrested is not the example to set by any means. i cant belive this lady had this hapen to her child over an $85 present he was getting in 20 days anyway.
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as if the cops bothered with this.
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When I was a young kid I ripped up my parents check book. I don't know why, I just did.
My mom took me to the bank and had me tell the bank manager what I did. He was some scary looking old man, so I was freaked out. I told him. Cried. He lectured my. I cried some more. Then when I got home I got my ass whipped. But I never tore up anything again. |
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with her kind of parenting, it's no wonder the kid is disruptive.
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Expecting the police to parent thats crazy.
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wait.. 27yr-old mom with a 12yr-old son
no on mentioined that part and usually/... it's the 1st thing people would say |
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gameboy's cost $85?
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WHAT! that is messed up
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heard that today on the news .. pretty messed up
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Shes 27 and has a 12 year old son? ... sounds like she had some mistakes in her life.
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that's one fucked up mother!!!
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paper lists the family's race as "B". Also,
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That's one hell of a tough love approach...
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Don't you have something over there called "wasting Police time"?
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That is kinda ridiculous calling the cops.. I'd would have took the kid and rut urned the present back to the store... and gave me a lump of coal as a present
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WTF...is that a big deal for them..! lol
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i miss my mom... shes going to do that to me too..
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The boy shit his pants for sure..
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