Woman's gas causes terror alert... - GoFuckYourself.com

HeadPimp · 12-06-2006, 12:04 AM

So how stupid do you have to be to light a match on a commercial flight these days?

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NASHVILLE, Tenn. - It is considered polite to light a match after passing gas. Not while on a plane.

An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said.

The Dallas-bound flight was diverted to Nashville after several passengers reported smelling burning sulfur from the matches, said Lynne Lowrance, spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority. All 99 passengers and five crew members were taken off and screened while the plane was searched and luggage was screened.

The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal a "body odor," Lowrance said. She had an unspecified medical condition, authorities said.

"It's humorous in a way but you feel sorry for the individual, as well," she said. "It's unusual that someone would go to those measures to cover it up."

The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane. The woman, who was not identified, was not charged in the incident.

LOL... what a retard!

sharp · 12-06-2006, 12:04 AM

I'm pretty sure you never think your kid is ugly.

BusterBunny · 12-06-2006, 12:05 AM

while it is a repost.....at least you got the scenario correct

martinsc · 12-06-2006, 12:06 AM

HeadPimp · 12-06-2006, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny

while it is a repost.....at least you got the scenario correct

Must have missed it on the board earlier.

BusterBunny · 12-06-2006, 12:09 AM

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=684004

HeadPimp · 12-06-2006, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=684004

LOL, well at least I posted the text so no one had to actually click on it to read the text.

pimplink · 12-06-2006, 09:05 AM

And that's how to create an emergency landing.

directfiesta · 12-06-2006, 09:12 AM

Note : do not eat Tacos before boarding

bopha · 12-06-2006, 09:16 AM

First time I read it was here. But still..

we live in such a panty-waist terrorized, boogey man is coming for you world. People used to smoke up on planes all the time. Matches, lighters, cloves, it all smelled.

Last time I flew I wish they'd landed the plane because of the stench from the guy sitting next to me.

alexg · 12-06-2006, 09:48 AM

lol... that's just crazy

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