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LauraLee · 12-05-2006, 10:49 AM

Go with RobertD's suggestions. Short and sweet.

gimo33 · 12-05-2006, 10:50 AM

damn...i got owned...

NyLoS · 12-05-2006, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

Well either way if it was me I would nip that shit with the other guy anyway possible. Here she is living in your house making dates, nothing worse. I know you love her but unless she totally came clean and admitted her mistake you will never trust her again and all your energy and thoughts will be wondering what the hell she is up to now. I feel for ya.

I can give her one hint and tell her that I tried to phone her at work that night and she did not answer.... then wait till she admits her mistake... and if she does not.... GET THE HELL OUT, BITCH !

NyLoS · 12-05-2006, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by dutchteencash kayla

more likely she will have this guys phone number and just call him to see why hes late....

The guy asked her for her phone number in the email, but she did not give it (she is always with me when her phone rings).... I can give him my number through her email... that would be funny !

rodney25 · 12-05-2006, 10:54 AM

Where's the hang her using a telephone cord option?

NyLoS · 12-05-2006, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by rodney25

Where's the hang her using a telephone cord option?

wireless dude, everything is fucking wireless these days

gimo33 · 12-05-2006, 10:57 AM

email the guy and tell him she can't make it, then go and meet your girlfriend just be sure to hire someone to videotape her reaction and post it here...

NyLoS · 12-05-2006, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by gimo33

email the guy and tell him she can't make it, then go and meet your girlfriend just be sure to hire someone to videotape her reaction and post it here...

SWEET ! thats the fucking best idea ever !!!

gimo33 · 12-05-2006, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by NyLoS

SWEET ! thats the fucking best idea ever !!!

AaronM · 12-05-2006, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

Just shoot her

I agree with Dre.

L-Pink · 12-05-2006, 11:01 AM

Remember ...

Her mouth might taste like another guys cock, or ass

Some guy has slobbered all over her titts

She may have a load in her pussy

The guy who just porked her might have nailed a needle-whore from Haiti last week

NyLoS · 12-05-2006, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

I agree with Dre.

I don't, I wont shoot her, that will get me in jail AND its a waste, she is fucking hot...

SleazyDream · 12-05-2006, 11:03 AM

talk about swinging.

personally i don't see anything wrong with fucking other people - it's the hiding and lies that cause all the problems

some people just need to fuck others but can still love only one

NyLoS · 12-05-2006, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Remember ...

Her mouth might taste like another guys cock, or ass

Some guy has slobbered all over her titts

She may have a load in her pussy

The guy who just porked her might have nailed a needle-whore from Haiti last week

thanks

gimo33 · 12-05-2006, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by NyLoS

she is fucking hot...

we need some proof here....

NyLoS · 12-05-2006, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

talk about swinging.

personally i don't see anything wrong with fucking other people - it's the hiding and lies that cause all the problems

some people just need to fuck others but can still love only one

Hey Scott ! how are you doing man ?!?
Thanks for the great advice, but yes, she is hiding it ! and I HATE that

NyLoS · 12-05-2006, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by gimo33

we need some proof here....

I will not post any pics YET

blink0 · 12-05-2006, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Psycho_x

I would just give the bitch her walking papers.

best advice here

L-Pink · 12-05-2006, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by NyLoS

thanks

I feel for you, I really do, but someone had to say it.

martinsc · 12-05-2006, 11:09 AM

just wait until the date...
during the date enter the place they meet and just look at her for about 10 seconds and walk away, don't say a word....
and then kick her out.

tehHinjew · 12-05-2006, 11:10 AM

o0o0o0 beter idea
hack his email and then make a gmail account or hotmail account, email her back and tell her you have a new email address but its all good... then meet up with her and surprise her

AaronM · 12-05-2006, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by NyLoS

I don't, I wont shoot her, that will get me in jail AND its a waste, she is fucking hot...

And you're a fucking pussy.

What kind of guy posts this question on a public board?

If this isn't a joke then you are a joke.

Your girlfriend has a date planned with another guy. Detach yourself from mommy's titty, grow a set of balls, and kick your conniving girlfriend to the curb.

You can buy another one for 50 Euros around the block.

drjones · 12-05-2006, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

talk about swinging.

personally i don't see anything wrong with fucking other people - it's the hiding and lies that cause all the problems

some people just need to fuck others but can still love only one

I'd have to agree with this one

Psycho_x · 12-05-2006, 11:14 AM

Act like you dont know anything. Then when she is one her knees blow your load across her face and tell her to get the fuck out.

SCtyger · 12-05-2006, 11:19 AM

1. keep bustin that shit up

2. go to the dinner get a table nearby.. so you can confirm that it's more than "just a friendly date" (which is still a BS excuse, because friendly dates are lunches.. dinner dates are booty dates). If you show up first w/o seeing them in the act, then she can deny the whole thing.. you're back to square one.

3. take pics.. hell, you can even use your phone cam, pretend you're talking on the phone and just snap away.

4. walk up to the table.. so you can enjoy the look on her face.

5. go home, box her shit up

6. post pics of them on GFY. post pics of the boxes on GFY

7. DTB.

this would hands down win the GFY post of the year lol.

CDSmith · 12-05-2006, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

And you're a fucking pussy.

What kind of guy posts this question on a public board?

If this isn't a joke then you are a joke.

Your girlfriend has a date planned with another guy. Detach yourself from mommy's titty, grow a set of balls, and kick your conniving girlfriend to the curb.

You can buy another one for 50 Euros around the block.

A little harsher tone that I'd have taken, but essentially you echo what I've been thinking since first reading this thread.

Dead nuts on with the kick her to the curb advice in fact. I'd have the locks changed while she's out and when she came home she'd find all her shit waiting for her outside the door, clothes, makeup, stuffed fucking animals.... everything.

Next.

_Richard_ · 12-05-2006, 11:24 AM

You have a lot of advice.. but her emails? You read her emails? This obviously is a strange thing to do, not to say i haven't done it. But i know what else was up at the time.. so on

R

RRRED · 12-05-2006, 11:25 AM

You should tell her you have a sudden business trip and go as far as have her take you to the airport... then she's got her date that night and is all careless cuz she thinks there's no way you'd be home.

A) Plant a camera in your bedroom. It's legal to do if it's YOUR bedroom. That'll be nice not to get arrested after you send the tape of her having sex with some other guys to every single person in her family and social circle for Christmas.

OR'

B) Just walk in the bedroom with a pair of scissors while they're having sex, act like you don't even notice it, and go straight to the closet and start calmly cutting up her clothes.

Dveron · 12-05-2006, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Psycho_x

Act like you dont know anything. Then when she is one her knees blow your load across her face and tell her to get the fuck out.

Only on GFY

AaronM · 12-05-2006, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

A little harsher tone that I'd have taken, but essentially you echo what I've been thinking since first reading this thread.

Dead nuts on with the kick her to the curb advice in fact. I'd have the locks changed while she's out and when she came home she'd find all her shit waiting for her outside the door, clothes, makeup, stuffed fucking animals.... everything.

Next.

EXACTLY.

And boxes? Fuck that. I need boxes for my own crap. Her shit gets tossed directly outside. Hopefully it's raining when it happens too.

escorpio · 12-05-2006, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

And you're a fucking pussy.

What kind of guy posts this question on a public board?

If this isn't a joke then you are a joke.

Your girlfriend has a date planned with another guy. Detach yourself from mommy's titty, grow a set of balls, and kick your conniving girlfriend to the curb.

You can buy another one for 50 Euros around the block.

Aaron - Be gentle. He's obviously young and still learning.

NyLoS - Listen to Aaron. All the "she likes to fuck, she cooks, etc." doesn't matter. She's a lying cunt looking for the bigger and better deal and as soon as she finds it you will be history.

escorpio · 12-05-2006, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

And boxes? Fuck that. I need boxes for my own crap. Her shit gets tossed directly outside. Hopefully it's raining when it happens too.

Word. I'm not going to the fucking liquor store and begging for boxes so some bitch has an easier time moving. I might throw her clothes in some Hefty bags, if I happen to have any around. And then I'd piss in them.

polle54 · 12-05-2006, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

Send an email to the guy (acting like you are her) and tell him 'sorry can't make it, something better came along', then change the locks when she goes to meet him. She'll come back after thinking she's been stood up, realizing how great you are only to find the locks changed. She'll not only have nobody at this point but you'll also get to keep all her shit.

Absolutely beautiful solution

CDSmith · 12-05-2006, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

EXACTLY.

And boxes? Fuck that. I need boxes for my own crap. Her shit gets tossed directly outside. Hopefully it's raining when it happens too.

Boxes? I said nothing about no steenking boxes.

Maybe a green garbage bag, more for my convenience than hers, and certainly appropriate. :D

AaronM · 12-05-2006, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Boxes? I said nothing about no steenking boxes.

Maybe a green garbage bag, more for my convenience than hers, and certainly appropriate. :D

The boxes thing was in response to other people's suggestions.

escorpio had a nice idea with the hefty bags and piss.

NinjaSteve · 12-05-2006, 11:36 AM

I would call the TV Show 'Cheaters' and bust her ass! Hellz yeah!

NyLoS · 12-05-2006, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by SCtyger

1. keep bustin that shit up

2. go to the dinner get a table nearby.. so you can confirm that it's more than "just a friendly date" (which is still a BS excuse, because friendly dates are lunches.. dinner dates are booty dates). If you show up first w/o seeing them in the act, then she can deny the whole thing.. you're back to square one.

3. take pics.. hell, you can even use your phone cam, pretend you're talking on the phone and just snap away.

4. walk up to the table.. so you can enjoy the look on her face.

5. go home, box her shit up

6. post pics of them on GFY. post pics of the boxes on GFY

7. DTB.

this would hands down win the GFY post of the year lol.

Good idea, might go with this one !

CDSmith · 12-05-2006, 11:40 AM

I like RRRED's suggestions as well.

The woman's perspective... very appealing.

NyLoS · 12-05-2006, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr.Sexbankroll

You have a lot of advice.. but her emails? You read her emails? This obviously is a strange thing to do, not to say i haven't done it. But i know what else was up at the time.. so on

R

I have alreay explained why I felt like checking it, she was checking her email when I was sitting next to her, when she saw the message of this guy she clicked the entire window away asap... I asked why and we had a fight

NyLoS · 12-05-2006, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by RRRED

You should tell her you have a sudden business trip and go as far as have her take you to the airport... then she's got her date that night and is all careless cuz she thinks there's no way you'd be home.

A) Plant a camera in your bedroom. It's legal to do if it's YOUR bedroom. That'll be nice not to get arrested after you send the tape of her having sex with some other guys to every single person in her family and social circle for Christmas.

OR'

B) Just walk in the bedroom with a pair of scissors while they're having sex, act like you don't even notice it, and go straight to the closet and start calmly cutting up her clothes.

the date will be near to his home and he is single

Ross · 12-05-2006, 11:43 AM

So you know its DEFO a date? The other guy probably doesn't know she has a boyfriend so if you kick his ass then its kinda unfair but could be a lot of fun.

Just confront her see what she says

L-Pink · 12-05-2006, 11:48 AM

Whatever you do make a point to ...

Be very calm, collected

Remember SHE is the loser here

Be above anything petty

A 911 call from a distraught female can ruin your life

When talking to friends don't refer to her as "that lying, cheating two faced cunt" ... Being above it all will impress mutual friends which could lead to more women. Maybe one of her girlfriends, and what could be better at this time than fucking one of her friends ...

BlackCrayon · 12-05-2006, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by dutchteencash kayla

well i would suggest talking rationally with her. it looks bad that you never trusted her in the first place though. but whats done is done. just break it off before either of you cheat. DONT DONT DONT cheat on her or try to get even with her bc it will only cause doubt in yourself later. ya dig??

trust is a joke. its impossible to trust anyone in this day and age. if you trust people, its only a matter of time before you get fucked. its a cynical view, sure but one that proves true time and time again.

NyLoS · 12-05-2006, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Whatever you do make a point to ...

Be very calm, collected

Remember SHE is the loser here

Be above anything petty

A 911 call from a distraught female can ruin your life

When talking to friends don't refer to her as "that lying, cheating two faced cunt" ... Being above it all will impress mutual friends which could lead to more women. Maybe one of her girlfriends, and what could be better at this time than fucking one of her friends ...

nice, fucking one of her friends.... cheers !

NyLoS · 12-05-2006, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

trust is a joke. its impossible to trust anyone in this day and age. if you trust people, its only a matter of time before you get fucked. its a cynical view, sure but one that proves true time and time again.

damnit I don't want to know ....

xlogger · 12-05-2006, 11:54 AM

d. Dump her right away.

Other things will just create drama.

TG Rebecca · 12-05-2006, 11:56 AM

whatever you do, don't do b! it is not the other guys fault if your girlfriend is being unfaithful, it is 100% her fault. you can hate him all you want.. but don't take it out on him.

NyLoS · 12-05-2006, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by TG Rebecca

whatever you do, don't do b! it is not the other guys fault if your girlfriend is being unfaithful, it is 100% her fault. you can hate him all you want.. but don't take it out on him.

thats right, but it would make ME feel better

AaronM · 12-05-2006, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by NyLoS

thats right, but it would make ME feel better

What if he beats your ass?

NyLoS · 12-05-2006, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

What if he beats your ass?

he won't even know whats going on before he is knocked out

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12-05-2006, 11:19 AM	#75
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RRRED Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA Posts: 6,754	You should tell her you have a sudden business trip and go as far as have her take you to the airport... then she's got her date that night and is all careless cuz she thinks there's no way you'd be home. A) Plant a camera in your bedroom. It's legal to do if it's YOUR bedroom. That'll be nice not to get arrested after you send the tape of her having sex with some other guys to every single person in her family and social circle for Christmas. OR' B) Just walk in the bedroom with a pair of scissors while they're having sex, act like you don't even notice it, and go straight to the closet and start calmly cutting up her clothes.

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12-05-2006, 11:48 AM	#92
L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	Whatever you do make a point to ... Be very calm, collected Remember SHE is the loser here Be above anything petty A 911 call from a distraught female can ruin your life When talking to friends don't refer to her as "that lying, cheating two faced cunt" ... Being above it all will impress mutual friends which could lead to more women. Maybe one of her girlfriends, and what could be better at this time than fucking one of her friends ...

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12-05-2006, 11:56 AM	#97
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