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Adult Search Results · 12-04-2006, 04:22 PM

A residential display of Old St. Nick's sleigh has become a case of Santa-slaying with the jolly Christmas man being thrown off his pedestal amid the carnage of decapitated reindeer.

For the last 14 years, Richard Matchett has lovingly set up the Santa Claus display, which includes nine reindeer, outside his Scenic Acres home.

He even drilled a hole in the nose of Rudolph so he could install a red Christmas bulb.

But yesterday, the grandfather woke up to find vandals had knocked the reindeer heads off and unceremoniously dumped Old St. Nick from his sled.

"One of the reindeers' heads was in the middle of the driveway and Santa was lying on the ground," Matchett said.

"It's very disappointing.

"The monetary value is insignificant," he said, adding police say they can't do much about the case.

"It's not even worth reporting to insurance, but it's more the sentimental value -- the Christmas spirit."

Cops say the case is a sad sign of the times, heralding the start of a season when grinches will steal the Christmas spirit with their criminal ways.

"It's a seasonal, opportunistic crime, either vandalizing Christmas displays or stealing them," said Insp. Keith Pollock.

Police say Santa has now put the vandals on his "naughty list."

TripleXencoding · 12-04-2006, 04:24 PM

I remember when I was 15 or 16 we used to go around and dress like commandos and hunt and stab those inflatable easter bunnies you'd see on peoples lawns. lol

marketsmart · 12-04-2006, 04:39 PM

poor plastic reindeer...

ArkansasDave · 12-04-2006, 04:45 PM

now thats news

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 12-04-2006, 05:04 PM

fuck, its retarded that this stuff makes the news EVERY YEAR. it's not really big news, it happens every year in every town/city. the media just like sto have a good supply of grinch stories running up to the holidays. its stupider that people actually go beat down people xmas decorations so regularly, it's pretty immature, but i'd be lying if i said i never did stupid shit or par with it when i was 15/16. i hate christmas...

shekinah · 12-04-2006, 05:26 PM

Where is the other part of it's body?

Wiggles · 12-04-2006, 06:10 PM

aww i feel bad for him.

Spunky · 12-04-2006, 06:12 PM

Damn grinch punks

squishypimp · 12-04-2006, 06:13 PM

so sad

wyldblyss · 12-04-2006, 06:14 PM

The bastards!!! I hope the grinch fucks 'em up the ass

interracialtoons · 12-04-2006, 07:20 PM

Bahhhh...Humbug!

Vitasoy · 12-04-2006, 09:48 PM

How low can some people go.. sigh

Evil1 · 12-04-2006, 09:56 PM

landmine the yard, problem will solve its self

sicone · 12-04-2006, 10:17 PM

the world is full of savages these days

reynold · 12-05-2006, 08:01 AM

That was sooo brutal!!!

12-04-2006, 04:22 PM	#1
Adult Search Results Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 608	Calgary man?s lawn reindeer beheaded (Pic!) A residential display of Old St. Nick's sleigh has become a case of Santa-slaying with the jolly Christmas man being thrown off his pedestal amid the carnage of decapitated reindeer. For the last 14 years, Richard Matchett has lovingly set up the Santa Claus display, which includes nine reindeer, outside his Scenic Acres home. He even drilled a hole in the nose of Rudolph so he could install a red Christmas bulb. But yesterday, the grandfather woke up to find vandals had knocked the reindeer heads off and unceremoniously dumped Old St. Nick from his sled. "One of the reindeers' heads was in the middle of the driveway and Santa was lying on the ground," Matchett said. "It's very disappointing. "The monetary value is insignificant," he said, adding police say they can't do much about the case. "It's not even worth reporting to insurance, but it's more the sentimental value -- the Christmas spirit." Cops say the case is a sad sign of the times, heralding the start of a season when grinches will steal the Christmas spirit with their criminal ways. "It's a seasonal, opportunistic crime, either vandalizing Christmas displays or stealing them," said Insp. Keith Pollock. Police say Santa has now put the vandals on his "naughty list."

12-04-2006, 04:24 PM	#2
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Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	fuck, its retarded that this stuff makes the news EVERY YEAR. it's not really big news, it happens every year in every town/city. the media just like sto have a good supply of grinch stories running up to the holidays. its stupider that people actually go beat down people xmas decorations so regularly, it's pretty immature, but i'd be lying if i said i never did stupid shit or par with it when i was 15/16. i hate christmas...

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