Jules....

The world having had one of me is enough ;-)

As much as I am awfully appreciative of the offer, Mellanie would not only give me the vasectomy personally, she would remove the entire nutsack, testicles and penis just for good measure !!!

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As an aside, my non-biological daughter Maddy-Lee, is now referring to "Her father Lindsay getting desexed, you know, like the dog is"

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Awesome Red !!!!

Thanks babe, and thank the other half ... knowledge is power.

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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh just doin my part to keep the bloodline goin! I guess they really did "break the mold" after you were created! Um, if your girl reads this, she knows I'm jus playn right?:winkwink:

CuriousToyBoy, the main thing to remember is stay as immobile as possible for at least 2 days

I made a mistake and after about 24 hours I had to take a road trip...between the car and moving around so much I had HUGE balls that were so uncomfortable and painful

stay still and relax

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To be my girl she KNOWS what time it is babe - I could not be with anyone who did not :winkwink: :1orglaugh

I am sure that there HAVE to be some little montrosities around that carry the CuriousToyBoy genome already .....

Raven is of the opinion that I have single handedly changed the genetic profile of the Pulyallup and surrounds after my many visits there.

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Seems to be the modicum of good advice mate - thanks !

I might just be watching cable, posting on GFY and sitting on a big bag of ice.

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haha, yeah, ice was definitely my friends those few days

get some of those athletes ice packs and rotate them, they works great, and they are flat, unlike a bag of ice which is lumpy and something you don't want during that time

I did it about 3 months ago. It hurt very badly for a few days and then moderate pain for about a week thereafter. I have 3 kids whcihich was enough for me. Good luck.

Mitch

I've always wondered on the plumbing aspect...where do all the little guys go? Are they swimming around other places in your body 'til they die or why don't they get backed up and make your balls explode?

50 nutz a shrinkin'

50 incorrect incisions :Oh crap

???

having a vasectomy means you can hit anyone without a worry?

There's cure's for pregnancy, but there's no cure yet for aids ...


So toyboy, I made you soup when you had your tonsils out, what should I cook for ball recovery?!?!? LOL

Considering the fact that I want as close to 10 kids as I can get and I don't have any yet...I won't be cutting the tubes for a while.

But when it's time...I'll step up and hope that I can take it like a man.

"like a man" = painkillers, ice and lots of "honey, can you kiss it and make it better"

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NOTHING that makes me horny !!!

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oh well its a no brainer now .... chocolate mousse, strawberries, oysters, truffels .... and a webcam

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Carla, you are too funny. My cock moved just THINKING of that spread !!!!

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Fuck.

Begs the question then ..... does it hurt afterwards when you get a hard on ?

Seriously ....

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Wait, did I miss something? I thought CTB was gay.

why?

all i have to say

but i dont think i could ever talk myself into doing that

I think I'm going to auction off my sig in January to raise money for a GFY vasectomy fund. I can think of at LEAST ten or so people on this board that NEVER need to breed!!!

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Only 10 ?

Fuck you must be tired dude.

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Notice the "at LEAST ten" clause! :thumbsup

illnever get it done...just put it in the mouth man

I had it done and it wasnt much hassle at all. But one thing I will say is your first wank afterwards is an incredible mix of pleasure and pain lol.

Well, if you start to get excited, just use non-sexual thoughts to slow it down... Baseball. Grandma. Grandma playing baseball. You get the idea...

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Grandma playing baseball .......

Hmmmmmmmmmm.

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