this kid went to the Enron school of business! - GoFuckYourself.com

jimmyf · 07-18-2002, 07:59 AM

Looks like this kid went to the Enron school of business!

A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old
farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The
next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news.
The donkey died."
Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."
The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
Kenny said, "OK, then just unload the donkey."
The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"
Kenny: "I'm going to raffle him off."
Farmer: "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
Kenny: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."
A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with
that dead donkey?"
Kenny: "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2 a piece and made a
profit of $898.00."
Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?"
Kenny: "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $2 back."

Gary · 07-18-2002, 08:03 AM

Not really, people who got fucked by Enron would have been happy with a dead Donkey.

jimmyf · 07-18-2002, 08:05 AM

You just might be right Gary

fuel123 · 07-18-2002, 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary
Not really, people who got fucked by Enron would have been happy with a dead Donkey.

At least then they would have something to eat.

fuel

RW316 · 07-18-2002, 08:16 AM

Crazy story.... hehe amusing at first... but Gary proves a good point

07-18-2002, 07:59 AM	#1
jimmyf OU812 Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: California Posts: 12,651	this kid went to the Enron school of business! Looks like this kid went to the Enron school of business! A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey died." Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back." The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." Kenny said, "OK, then just unload the donkey." The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?" Kenny: "I'm going to raffle him off." Farmer: "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" Kenny: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead." A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?" Kenny: "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2 a piece and made a profit of $898.00." Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?" Kenny: "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $2 back." __________________ Epic CashEpic Cash works for me Solar Cash Paysite Plugin Gallery of the day freesites,POTD,Gallery generator with free hosting

07-18-2002, 08:03 AM	#2
Gary Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kimmykims couch Posts: 6,110	Not really, people who got fucked by Enron would have been happy with a dead Donkey. __________________ Up to 35$ per join...!

07-18-2002, 08:05 AM	#3
jimmyf OU812 Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: California Posts: 12,651	You just might be right Gary __________________ Epic CashEpic Cash works for me Solar Cash Paysite Plugin Gallery of the day freesites,POTD,Gallery generator with free hosting

07-18-2002, 08:16 AM	#5
RW316 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,103	Crazy story.... hehe amusing at first... but Gary proves a good point