Snippy snip time!!! Woohoo! - GoFuckYourself.com

RRRED · 12-01-2006, 08:45 AM

Well I'm leaving now to take my boyfriend, Doug, to get his... well.. you figure it out. I'll be out a good part of today

PornExcellenceAlison · 12-01-2006, 09:59 AM

To get his... hair cut with craft shears? That does sound fun!

lazycash · 12-01-2006, 10:05 AM

No kids for you Rrred?

WiredGuy · 12-01-2006, 10:18 AM

Hmmmmm, dating you has its consequences it seems!!
WG

Psycho_x · 12-01-2006, 10:20 AM

OUCH,I can see where dating you can be painfull.

xclusive · 12-01-2006, 10:21 AM

well if the doctor is going to use those, I think you might want to go to another doctor

Wiggles · 12-01-2006, 10:56 AM

i squirmed in my chair reading this.

Zebra · 12-01-2006, 11:13 AM

Damn, if that was a prerequisite to having sex, I would still be a virgin!

Karupted Charles · 12-01-2006, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Hmmmmm, dating you has its consequences it seems!!
WG

The dating isn't what has the consequences

JD · 12-01-2006, 11:47 AM

note to self: Don't date RRRED

4Man · 12-01-2006, 11:48 AM

WTF is that?

SmokeyTheBear · 12-01-2006, 12:03 PM

jusy curious , was it a mutual agrrement , a prerequisite to sex or a "he got sick of you nagging " thing

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-01-2006, 12:08 PM

worst. picture. ever.

evilangelalex · 12-01-2006, 12:17 PM

I wonder if you can sign up to be a foreskin donor?

Kimo · 12-01-2006, 12:26 PM

dude as soon as i read the title i knew this would be bad

Vegas Ken · 12-01-2006, 01:11 PM

Holy Smoke!
What kind of twisted Urologist are you taking him too?

SxDx · 12-01-2006, 01:22 PM

RRRED · 12-01-2006, 08:55 PM

Omg so I'm being all funny this morning about the whole thing before we leave... I'm kinda dreading it in a way cuz I have witnesses him with a head cold once and he was like a different person. Not very nice and just wayyyyyy too whiny so I assume the next few days will be hell.

From the hour drive to get there and then the 45 min we were early, my dizzyness and queaziness was getting worse and worse to the point where I had serious doubts that I would actually be able to sit there and hold his hand.

He was as brave as could be. He was a bit scared for sure but being such a trooper about it. I felt fucking horrible cuz one nurse kept looking at me at times real close and even asked him who his driver was gonna be.. lol... the other nurse straight up asked me if I was ok... My face mustve been some shade of gray or something.

Thank god last minute I pulled it together enough and I didn't pass out or vomit. Although when the torch came out and I smelled burning sperm tubes, my equalibrium definitely took a few spins.

He was so brave and he's so wonderful and I'm so proud. It all went well and it was a very easy procedure all in all. He's downtown at a web design meeting right now and I wish he'd lay down. I'd hate to see him swell up like a couple grapefruits and be in any pain. And I really hope he keeps his trap shut at the meeting cuz the vicodin had him making no sense whatsoever.. lol

I'm so very proud of him and I'm going to spoil him rotten all weekend long.

Anyway thought I'd share for those of you thinking of getting it done. All juice no seeds. Woot!

Spunky · 12-01-2006, 08:58 PM

Damn..you have him whipped pretty good

Mr Pheer · 12-01-2006, 10:04 PM

It aint so bad, I got mine done about 6 months ago. I did have a little swelling for a couple of weeks though but it went away and now its like nothing ever happened.

SteveLightspeed · 12-01-2006, 10:06 PM

Holy shit, does HE know about this thread Rrred?

CyberHustler · 12-01-2006, 10:07 PM

scary shit

RRRED · 12-01-2006, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

Holy shit, does HE know about this thread Rrred?

Hehe yeah he was sitting here when I wrote it. He's not ashamed or embarassed and he actually got a big kick out of the responses when we got back.

He's 37 and has a sweet little 7 yr old boy and he's definitely happy with the decision to go through with it.

I asked him yesterday what he would do if I begged at the last minute for him not to do it etc etc.. and he said "Uh, change my number?" hahaha

I can't wait for the sex now knowing there will never be that big worry. We are both D-U-N DONE.

EdgeXXX · 12-01-2006, 10:14 PM

I don't know which is worse... the actual events in this thread or the fact that when I first read the thread title and saw RRRED's name, the first thing I thought of was castration...

SteveLightspeed · 12-01-2006, 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED

Hehe yeah he was sitting here when I wrote it. He's not ashamed or embarassed and he actually got a big kick out of the responses when we got back.

He's 37 and has a sweet little 7 yr old boy and he's definitely happy with the decision to go through with it.

I asked him yesterday what he would do if I begged at the last minute for him not to do it etc etc.. and he said "Uh, change my number?" hahaha

I can't wait for the sex now knowing there will never be that big worry. We are both D-U-N DONE.

Well, as soon as he is over the AGONIZING PAIN, you can play the "let TRY to get pregnant" game. Its fun when you know you can't! Let the good times roll!

LS

BusterBunny · 12-01-2006, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornExcellenceAlison

To get his... hair cut with craft shears? That does sound fun!

i lol'd

SmokeyTheBear · 12-01-2006, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED

Hehe yeah he was sitting here when I wrote it. He's not ashamed or embarassed and he actually got a big kick out of the responses when we got back.

He's 37 and has a sweet little 7 yr old boy and he's definitely happy with the decision to go through with it.

I asked him yesterday what he would do if I begged at the last minute for him not to do it etc etc.. and he said "Uh, change my number?" hahaha

I can't wait for the sex now knowing there will never be that big worry. We are both D-U-N DONE.

You didn't answer my question

or was it to personal.. ?

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 12-01-2006, 11:09 PM

that makes me shiver.

Daruma · 12-01-2006, 11:12 PM

after the next kid - the same for me

any side affects?

Meaty&Needy · 12-01-2006, 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

Well, as soon as he is over the AGONIZING PAIN, you can play the "let TRY to get pregnant" game. Its fun when you know you can't! Let the good times roll!

LS

Yeah, thats what I'm talkin bout! For now, she's following me around with a bag of frozen peas and a bottle of vicodin.

Hey...last time i looked there was 12 vicodins in there....RRRED!?!

Spunky · 12-01-2006, 11:19 PM

Damn women..shakes fist in air

RRRED · 12-01-2006, 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

jusy curious , was it a mutual agrrement , a prerequisite to sex or a "he got sick of you nagging " thing

Actually none of those.. we had sat down and started discussing what method we were gonna use for birth control... and this one was my favorite alternative

So I did the ole bat the eyelashes trick and YAY I won!!

No really it was one of the options along with birth control pills, condoms, etc and we just both thought permanent birth control would fit both our lives just fine. Obviously if I were to get my tubes tied or whatever, it would have cost much more and that's total surgery. This made much more sense.

I was going to be funny and post the procedure from youtube on here but I don't want him seeing it for at least a week. If I had a better angle and would have seen that much I would have been passed out in the floor guaranteed. It was worse than watching the beheading videos or that guy who got raped and died by that horse.

Sly · 12-01-2006, 11:26 PM

RRRED does this mean we can't make out anymore?

RRRED · 12-01-2006, 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

RRRED does this mean we can't make out anymore?

Only if you get a vasectomy

Daruma · 12-01-2006, 11:33 PM

seriously

any side affects?
does it taste the same to you??
will my wife complain someday?

Sly · 12-01-2006, 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED

Only if you get a vasectomy

Is that your definition of making out? Fuck! I missed that shot.

J. Falcon · 12-01-2006, 11:34 PM

grown men shouldnt have to go through with that.

SmokeyTheBear · 12-01-2006, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED

Actually none of those.. we had sat down and started discussing what method we were gonna use for birth control... and this one was my favorite alternative

So I did the ole bat the eyelashes trick and YAY I won!!

No really it was one of the options along with birth control pills, condoms, etc and we just both thought permanent birth control would fit both our lives just fine. Obviously if I were to get my tubes tied or whatever, it would have cost much more and that's total surgery. This made much more sense.

I was going to be funny and post the procedure from youtube on here but I don't want him seeing it for at least a week. If I had a better angle and would have seen that much I would have been passed out in the floor guaranteed. It was worse than watching the beheading videos or that guy who got raped and died by that horse.

ahh i didnt know the tubes tying was more expensive.. i dont know much about this area at all. The guy can't nut after right ? that would umm , not work for me.. lol

For a woman there is no differnece i would think in sexual performance/gratification with woman tubes tied compared with those that arent but i would have to think it would have some effect on me if i couldn't jizz. It would be like someone taking away the last bite of ice cream in your bowl or stealing the cherry..

p.s. maybe your bf shouldnt read the above, but i suppose he has prob already thought about it.. dont wanna freak him out though, most sexual problems begin in the brain lol

SmokeyTheBear · 12-01-2006, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon

grown men shouldnt have to go through with that.

ungrown men should ?

RRRED · 12-01-2006, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daruma

seriously

any side affects?
does it taste the same to you??
will my wife complain someday?

This was only done like 12 hours ago.. so right now he tastes like a bag of frozen peas...

http://blog.rrredthumbs.com/?p=19 He wrote this blog post about a month ago and he said he's going to write a followup in the next day or two. I'm really amazed on how good he's doing. He's just sitting around talking loopy off pain drugs with frozed veggies in his pants.

Yngwie · 12-01-2006, 11:40 PM

hell, I did got that done when I didn't have a gf. I don't want kids and I sure as fuck don't want an accident. So snip snip snip.. I'm now kid safe lol

SmokeyTheBear · 12-01-2006, 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yngwie

hell, I did got that done when I didn't have a gf. I don't want kids and I sure as fuck don't want an accident. So snip snip snip.. I'm now kid safe lol

wow . i have never heard of that b4 .. must make jerking off less messy also

Meaty&Needy · 12-01-2006, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

ahh i didnt know the tubes tying was more expensive.. i dont know much about this area at all. The guy can't nut after right ? that would umm , not work for me.. lol

No way! There'd be no fucking way I'd do that if that were the case! Everything is the same, but no more kids. Like she said, 'All juice and no seeds'

Sly · 12-01-2006, 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

wow . i have never heard of that b4 .. must make jerking off less messy also

I'm pretty sure you nut, just no swimmers.

SteveLightspeed · 12-01-2006, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daruma

seriously

any side affects?
does it taste the same to you??
will my wife complain someday?

I asked my doctor if my sperm would taste the same...

I think his head is still spinning!

Daruma · 12-01-2006, 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

I asked my doctor if my sperm would taste the same...

I think his head is still spinning!

J. Falcon · 12-01-2006, 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

ungrown men should ?

¡Fuck no

Yngwie · 12-01-2006, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

wow . i have never heard of that b4 .. must make jerking off less messy also

actually, it's just as messy. by getting snipped you don't stop blowing your load. You just have no sperm mixed in with the "load"

Yngwie · 12-01-2006, 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

I'm pretty sure you nut, just no swimmers.

yep, that would be right.

SmokeyTheBear · 12-01-2006, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yngwie

actually, it's just as messy. by getting snipped you don't stop blowing your load. You just have no sperm mixed in with the "load"

oh shit haha i guess i'm misinformed lol.. so is there any difference ? i wonder why they dont just put a little "y" vavle in so you can change back if you want.. a little diversion tube.. maybe even have it fill up a tiny bag so you could sell it

12-01-2006, 08:45 AM	#1
RRRED Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA Posts: 6,754	Snippy snip time!!! Woohoo! Well I'm leaving now to take my boyfriend, Doug, to get his... well.. you figure it out. I'll be out a good part of today

12-01-2006, 10:05 AM	#3
lazycash Troll Patrol Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Local Socal Posts: 15,214	No kids for you Rrred? __________________ "WTF, on google you can find the answer to every question in human history, EXCEPT how to convert cams.. Its crazy..." VenusBlogger

12-01-2006, 10:18 AM	#4
WiredGuy Pounding Googlebot Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 34,482	Hmmmmm, dating you has its consequences it seems!! WG __________________ I play with Google.

12-01-2006, 10:20 AM	#5
Psycho_x Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 697	OUCH,I can see where dating you can be painfull. __________________

12-01-2006, 10:21 AM	#6
xclusive Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 35,218	well if the doctor is going to use those, I think you might want to go to another doctor __________________ I support MediumPimpin.com / Shemp's Outlawtgp.com /

12-01-2006, 09:59 AM	#2
PornExcellenceAlison Registered User Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Toronto Posts: 42	To get his... hair cut with craft shears? That does sound fun!

12-01-2006, 10:56 AM	#7
Wiggles Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 14,423	i squirmed in my chair reading this. __________________ no sig

12-01-2006, 11:13 AM	#8
Zebra Banned from Kimmy's couch Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Down at Fraggle Rock Posts: 5,091	Damn, if that was a prerequisite to having sex, I would still be a virgin! __________________ Old School

12-01-2006, 11:47 AM	#10
JD Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 22,651	note to self: Don't date RRRED

12-01-2006, 11:48 AM	#11
4Man Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,830	WTF is that?

12-01-2006, 12:03 PM	#12
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	jusy curious , was it a mutual agrrement , a prerequisite to sex or a "he got sick of you nagging " thing __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

12-01-2006, 12:08 PM	#13
Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Tinseltown NL Posts: 16,502	worst. picture. ever.

12-01-2006, 12:17 PM	#14
evilangelalex Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 242	I wonder if you can sign up to be a foreskin donor? __________________ [email protected] Affiliate Rep ICQ#386601011

12-01-2006, 12:26 PM	#15
Kimo ... Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Maryland ICQ:87038677 Posts: 11,542	dude as soon as i read the title i knew this would be bad __________________ ...

12-01-2006, 01:11 PM	#16
Vegas Ken Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 4,151	Holy Smoke! What kind of twisted Urologist are you taking him too? __________________ Skype: vegas_ken

12-01-2006, 01:22 PM	#17
SxDx Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: SoFla Posts: 2,254	__________________ Hundies.com - $35/Trial Signup - All Exclusive!! scott (at) dnav.com (dot) com ICQ: 242-444-884

12-01-2006, 08:55 PM	#18
RRRED Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA Posts: 6,754	Omg so I'm being all funny this morning about the whole thing before we leave... I'm kinda dreading it in a way cuz I have witnesses him with a head cold once and he was like a different person. Not very nice and just wayyyyyy too whiny so I assume the next few days will be hell. From the hour drive to get there and then the 45 min we were early, my dizzyness and queaziness was getting worse and worse to the point where I had serious doubts that I would actually be able to sit there and hold his hand. He was as brave as could be. He was a bit scared for sure but being such a trooper about it. I felt fucking horrible cuz one nurse kept looking at me at times real close and even asked him who his driver was gonna be.. lol... the other nurse straight up asked me if I was ok... My face mustve been some shade of gray or something. Thank god last minute I pulled it together enough and I didn't pass out or vomit. Although when the torch came out and I smelled burning sperm tubes, my equalibrium definitely took a few spins. He was so brave and he's so wonderful and I'm so proud. It all went well and it was a very easy procedure all in all. He's downtown at a web design meeting right now and I wish he'd lay down. I'd hate to see him swell up like a couple grapefruits and be in any pain. And I really hope he keeps his trap shut at the meeting cuz the vicodin had him making no sense whatsoever.. lol I'm so very proud of him and I'm going to spoil him rotten all weekend long. Anyway thought I'd share for those of you thinking of getting it done. All juice no seeds. Woot!

12-01-2006, 08:58 PM	#19
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,944	Damn..you have him whipped pretty good __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

12-01-2006, 10:04 PM	#20
Mr Pheer Retired Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 21,257	It aint so bad, I got mine done about 6 months ago. I did have a little swelling for a couple of weeks though but it went away and now its like nothing ever happened. __________________ 2 lifeguards for Jessica

12-01-2006, 10:06 PM	#21
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	Holy shit, does HE know about this thread Rrred? __________________ Abra-cadabra!

12-01-2006, 10:07 PM	#22
CyberHustler Masterbaiter Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 26,180	scary shit

12-01-2006, 10:14 PM	#24
EdgeXXX Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Secretely plotting a hostile takeover Posts: 5,816	I don't know which is worse... the actual events in this thread or the fact that when I first read the thread title and saw RRRED's name, the first thing I thought of was castration... __________________ . . . . I have a sig

12-01-2006, 11:09 PM	#28
Mr.Right - Banned For Life I guarantee it Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 18,314	that makes me shiver.

12-01-2006, 11:12 PM	#29
Daruma Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: PandaLand™ Posts: 3,494	after the next kid - the same for me any side affects? __________________ RIP TD

12-01-2006, 11:19 PM	#31
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,944	Damn women..shakes fist in air __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

12-01-2006, 11:26 PM	#33
Sly Let's do some business! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 31,329	RRRED does this mean we can't make out anymore? __________________ Vacares - Web Hosting, Domains, O365, Security & More - Paxum and BTC Accepted Windows VPS now available Great for TSS, Nifty Stats, remote work, virtual assistants, etc. Click here for more details.

12-01-2006, 11:33 PM	#35
Daruma Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: PandaLand™ Posts: 3,494	seriously any side affects? does it taste the same to you?? will my wife complain someday? __________________ RIP TD

12-01-2006, 11:34 PM	#37
J. Falcon www.AdultCopywriters.com Industry Role: Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 31,618	grown men shouldnt have to go through with that. __________________ Adult Copywriters SEO Content for Porn Sites sales at adultcopywriters dot com

12-01-2006, 11:40 PM	#41
Yngwie I am an Alien from space Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 11,118	hell, I did got that done when I didn't have a gf. I don't want kids and I sure as fuck don't want an accident. So snip snip snip.. I'm now kid safe lol __________________ ICQ: 16544251 - Skype: gator37 @ eastlink.ca - email: yngwie @ isys.ca