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  • SteveLightspeed
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 7940
    #1

    My kids first "business plan"

    We were driving around, and saw a sign like this:



    My daughter: "Hey Dad, why would people want to BUY ugly houses? That's stupid!"

    My son: "Wouldn't it be cheaper to just BUILD them? Hey, that's it! Let's build ugly houses and sell them to those stupid people!"
    Abra-cadabra!
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    • CyberHustler
      Masterbaiter
      • Feb 2006
      • 28742
      #2
      good luck....
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        • tony299
          lurker
          • Aug 2002
          • 57021
          #3
          I see it now lightspeed housing inc.

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            • bareskin
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              • Nov 2006
              • 619
              #4
              lmao it coulda been worse I suppose
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                • chaze
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                  • Aug 2002
                  • 9774
                  #5
                  Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                  We were driving around, and saw a sign like this:



                  My daughter: "Hey Dad, why would people want to BUY ugly houses? That's stupid!"

                  My son: "Wouldn't it be cheaper to just BUILD them? Hey, that's it! Let's build ugly houses and sell them to those stupid people!"
                  ha, kids are so funny.
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                    • ForteCash
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                      • Feb 2006
                      • 3278
                      #6
                      Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                      We were driving around, and saw a sign like this:



                      My daughter: "Hey Dad, why would people want to BUY ugly houses? That's stupid!"

                      My son: "Wouldn't it be cheaper to just BUILD them? Hey, that's it! Let's build ugly houses and sell them to those stupid people!"


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                        • Nismo
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                          • May 2002
                          • 4977
                          #7
                          Ahahahahahahaha. kids are great.
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                            • squishypimp
                              PostMaster General
                              • Aug 2006
                              • 10781
                              #8
                              lol, very funny.

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                                • HeadPimp
                                  Bad Mo-Fo
                                  • Jul 2001
                                  • 2772
                                  #9
                                  I love it! I am scared to see what my kid comes up with.

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                                    • shahab6
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                                      • Nov 2005
                                      • 1614
                                      #10
                                      thats funny, .

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                                        • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
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                                          #11

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                                            • BitAudioVideo
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                                              • Jul 2005
                                              • 1246
                                              #12
                                              half the builders out there have been building ugly houses since the dawn of time.
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                                                • corvette
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                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                  • 7880
                                                  #13
                                                  good one
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                                                    • sicone
                                                      Retired
                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                      • 18453
                                                      #14
                                                      thats a quick thinking mind hes got there

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                                                        • mikeyddddd
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                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                          • 16557
                                                          #15
                                                          Good one

                                                          We were driving by a cemetery and my kid said it would be a good place for a golf course.

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                                                            • E$_manager
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                                                              • Apr 2006
                                                              • 13557
                                                              #16
                                                              How old is she?
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                                                                • jimmy-3-way
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                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                  • 3861
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by tony404
                                                                  I see it now lightspeed housing inc.
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                                                                    • Scott McD
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                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                      • 67798
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                                                      My son: "Wouldn't it be cheaper to just BUILD them? Hey, that's it! Let's build ugly houses and sell them to those stupid people!"
                                                                      He's onto something there...


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                                                                        • Phoenix
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                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                          • 35475
                                                                          #19
                                                                          ha...im sure he will be a chip off the old block Steve


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                                                                            • Paysighting
                                                                              Registered User
                                                                              • Jul 2006
                                                                              • 850
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                                                              We were driving around, and saw a sign like this:



                                                                              My daughter: "Hey Dad, why would people want to BUY ugly houses? That's stupid!"

                                                                              My son: "Wouldn't it be cheaper to just BUILD them? Hey, that's it! Let's build ugly houses and sell them to those stupid people!"
                                                                              Good one...

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                                                                                • PMdave
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                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                  • 1517
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by ForteCash


                                                                                  classic. I want kids
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                                                                                    • nAtuRaLbEautY
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                                                                                      • May 2006
                                                                                      • 6107
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      kids... lol..
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                                                                                        • MyNameIsNobody
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                                                                                          • Dec 2005
                                                                                          • 2947
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          haha.. that's hilarious..

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                                                                                            • Przemek
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                                                                                              • Jul 2006
                                                                                              • 417
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Lol, so clever idea! I think your kids will be successful in life
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                                                                                                • Why
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                                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                                  • 7230
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  iv seen those ad's in differant cities. usually below it says 'and pretty ones too'

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                                                                                                    • Wiggles
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                                                                                                      • May 2004
                                                                                                      • 14423
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      hahha thats hilarious!
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                                                                                                        • just_beginner
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                                                                                                          • Sep 2004
                                                                                                          • 469
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          funny kids

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                                                                                                            • ico
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                                                                                                              • Oct 2006
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              hahahaha cute kids

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                                                                                                                • jasminexxx
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                                                                                                                  • Aug 2006
                                                                                                                  • 13816
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  funny kids

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                                                                                                                    • bopha
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                                                                                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                      • 1882
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Kids say the darndest things.

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                                                                                                                        • Big_D
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                                                                                                                          • Jun 2006
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                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          haha thats fucking great

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                                                                                                                            • mingsmoker
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                                                                                                                              • Nov 2006
                                                                                                                              • 41
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              but practically speaking... that's a NICE idea! duh!
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                                                                                                                                • reynold
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                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                  • 51271
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Listen to what the kids say..

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                                                                                                                                    • LittleSassy
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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      smart kids...lol

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                                                                                                                                            • King of Queens
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                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by jimmy-3-way
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                                                                                                                                                • BluewireAngie
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                                                                                                                                                    • kristin
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                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Honestly, I only saw the title of this thread and knew immediately who had started it.

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                                                                                                                                                        • B O B
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                                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2002
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                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          hahahah

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                                                                                                                                                            • rodney25
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                                                                                                                                                              When kids say the darnest thing..... we adults should listen.


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