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ForteCash · 12-04-2006, 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by LadyMischief

Sheesh, nice of you to dictate what housewives do. I'm a housewife, but I ALSO work a full-time position (from home), so does that mean I technically have two jobs?

great job! I'll be a house-husband someday as well

I do most of the cooking

PKJIM · 12-04-2006, 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

I'm reasonably sure what he wants you to believe is this series conflicting statements:

1) He made 60k at like 3 years old or something.
2) He's sold 100k in domains on GFY this year alone.
3) He currently makes more than most doctors.
4) His wife is going to make 400k out of the gate after applying for a degree online.
5) When she cheats on him, he will beat her and have her harrassed by a P.I.
6) After beating her, he will get alimoney, although he clearly pretends to be the one with the money.

just be careful not to call him out....he will beat you up.....just ask jtf...hahahahahahah

sixstringmoneymachine · 12-04-2006, 07:29 AM

You guys are actually over-analyzing things. It all starts with what he's selling...and he firmly believes it. Enough said...after that, how can anything out of him be a lie or even remotely false?

BOSS1 · 12-04-2006, 07:38 AM

Just one simple question ForteCash, is your name Brandon?

Rhesus · 12-04-2006, 08:01 AM

My take: FC had a first date with somebody who's in med school, his brain is too small to understand what a medical career really looks like. He realises he's in an position inferior to hers and feels proud to have been close to a person who is obviously going to rank higher on both the socio-economic scales in his community and the scale of intelligence. For a nitwit like him, that translates into salaries he doesn't even have the slightest know-how of.

Result: numerous GFY posts and a whole herd of sheep crowding around him.

CaptainWolfy · 12-04-2006, 08:01 AM

what is this all about?

ayrola · 12-04-2006, 08:07 AM

hmm hot

SxDx · 12-04-2006, 08:09 AM

wow, this thread got a lot of responses.

scottybuzz · 12-04-2006, 08:49 AM

how does thie thread get more responces that the average business thread?

ForteCash · 12-04-2006, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by scottybuzz

how does thie thread get more responces that the average business thread?

'Cause I'm special

BOSS1 · 12-04-2006, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash

'Cause I'm special

is ur name Brandon?

ForteCash · 12-04-2006, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by BOSS1

is ur name Brandon?

Why? heh, hit me up on icq.

I'm on the MoreNiche.com testimonials page

SuckOnThis · 12-04-2006, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash

Actually, I used the penis enlargement techniques for a year before I decided to market them, and yes they work. Keep it up and I'll sue your sorry ass, I've done it before and I'll do it again. I don't even care if I lose, I'll do it just to make you spend many g's in court bitch

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Originally Posted by ForteCash

I've gained over 1.25 iches erect and nearly a full inch in girth. My wife, whom I've been with for 9 years, before the program, attaests to this. And to make it all sweeter, she's going to be a doctor in 1 more year

Whoop!

Mrs. ForteCash · 12-04-2006, 10:44 AM

All you jealous nobodies need to shut up. I am world-renowned doctor who makes 400k a year in med school.

edgeprod · 12-04-2006, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

... what the fuck? this guy needs to just give up. caught in yet ANOTHER lie!

pathetic.

JackL · 12-04-2006, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by BOSS1

Just one simple question ForteCash, is your name Brandon?

Contact info from fortecash.com a little bit down the first page

Contact us at our Marketing Dept:
# email: [email protected]
# ICQ: 63935693 (authorization required so make yourself known)
# Phone: 1-800-488-2570
# Fax: 573-474-4193
# International phone: 001-816-233-6770

FunkyDog · 12-04-2006, 12:26 PM

If your wife starts at 400k count on it she's fucking her boss

jimthefiend · 12-04-2006, 12:28 PM

I fucked her.

Fluid · 12-04-2006, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash

She's essentially one now, just not getting paid yet. Working 15 hour days though on her rotations. My hands will be strong enough to crush a cue ball with all the feet rubbing I've been doing.

I gotta ask..even though I already know the answer.
In what world does a doctor start at 400k? Most doctor's, surgeons and even plastic surgeons don't even make half that salary after 10 yrs experience. And in what world does any 3 doctors in KC make that combined?

Fluid · 12-04-2006, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash

I would never do anything like that, but I could practice my MMA on the other guy though

MMA in this case means making mommy ashamed?

uno · 12-04-2006, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash

it was wwwbookmark typo domain, sorry I posted it wrong. I have however sold over 100k in domains from gfy over the past 2 years

What was your name before?

Join Date: Feb 2006

edgeprod · 12-04-2006, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by uno

What was your name before?

Join Date: Feb 2006

Predictable answers:

"Oh, it's super-secret, only the MODS know."
"I can't tell you."
"Beat me in an MMA match, and you can know."
"Oh, you've heard of me for SURE!"

Real answer:

He's some guy pretending he's been in the industry for a while, when it's obvious he just arrived. In a few years, he'll look back and see how ridiculous it was to pretend otherwise .. like we can't tell from a mile away.

uno · 12-04-2006, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Tempest

I was wondering if I was the only one that felt that way.

Definitely not.

ForteCash · 12-04-2006, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

Predictable answers:

"Oh, it's super-secret, only the MODS know."
"I can't tell you."
"Beat me in an MMA match, and you can know."
"Oh, you've heard of me for SURE!"

Real answer:

He's some guy pretending he's been in the industry for a while, when it's obvious he just arrived. In a few years, he'll look back and see how ridiculous it was to pretend otherwise .. like we can't tell from a mile away.

http://weeklywire.com/ww/01-24-00/boston_feature_1.html

This interview was conducted in Jan 2000.

Also, I have several other nicks on here, but I only use FC now

edgeprod · 12-04-2006, 01:20 PM

If you say so.

You've lost ALL credibility here. You're about 50 lies over the limit.

Get your stories straight, and remember: "Got an issue? Get a tissue."

ForteCash · 12-04-2006, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

If you say so.

You've lost ALL credibility here. You're about 50 lies over the limit.

Get your stories straight, and remember: "Got an issue? Get a tissue."

http://weeklywire.com/ww/01-24-00/boston_feature_1.html

ForteCash · 12-04-2006, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash

http://weeklywire.com/ww/01-24-00/boston_feature_1.html

Oh wait, here's yet another interview by MSNBC in june 2003, which was conducted while I was in vegas for a the first "Liddell vs Couture" UFC fight

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3077050/

This interview was my feedback and opinion regarding the logitude penis pill scam when they were busted by the fed's in 2003

edgeprod · 12-04-2006, 01:28 PM

Sorry, credibility = zero.

You are probably THE single biggest bullshitter out of ALL of the recent surfer joins.

Amusing link:

https://gfy.com/11446399-post76.html

ForteCash · 12-04-2006, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

Sorry, credibility = zero.

You are probably THE single biggest bullshitter out of ALL of the recent surfer joins.

http://weeklywire.com/ww/01-24-00/boston_feature_1.html

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3077050/

edgeprod · 12-04-2006, 01:32 PM

"No, seriously, please believe me!"

edgeprod · 12-04-2006, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by lazycash

I've done an exhaustive search to come up with a picture of Fortecash in preparation for placement in my sig, most likely will occur soon at the rate he's going.

Isn't this him? Looks more like a guy who would be sweet on Boy Alley rather than someone who claims to have a wife, but the name matches.

You never know, with everything else being such bullshit, maybe he made up a picture, too ... but it's nice and sig-sized already!

edgeprod · 12-04-2006, 01:37 PM

This you? Hope so, it's a tidy sum!

http://caselaw.lp.findlaw.com/script...l=9073101_2001

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John Reece appeals the judgment of the trial court in favor of the Clay County Public Administrator, Beverly Sue Ryan, as Conservator for the Estate of Brandon Shane Reece (Petitioner), in her action for discovery of assets. The judgment against Mr. Reece awarded Petitioner $7,820,000 in actual damages and $4,092,085.38 in prejudgment interest. The judgment also imposed a constructive trust on certain property held by Mr. Reece for the benefit of Brandon Reece's estate. Because the trial court lacked subject matter jurisdiction over Petitioner's discovery of assets claims against Mr. Reece, the judgment is reversed, and the case is remanded with directions to dismiss the claims against him.

ForteCash · 12-04-2006, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

"No, seriously, please believe me!"

http://weeklywire.com/ww/01-24-00/boston_feature_1.html

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3077050/

edgeprod · 12-04-2006, 01:42 PM

Is this you, getting slammed for spamming?

http://www.webservertalk.com/archive...-4-187820.html

(note: personal information for posting here, still exists at the URL)

Quote:

This is an open request to everyone who ever reads this to throw
Lightship.net in its entirety into your deny tables and blocklists.
SPEWS, please expand your record, it is much too small.
Atriks must die, and Lightship should die with them.
Of course Atriks will eventually just move on, but maybe Lightship's charred
corpse will serve as a fitting reminder for whomever is foolish enough to
take them on next.

.. snip ..

In an MAIL-ARCHIVE.COM posting it was noted that the
registrations for the domains FUCINGBOYS.COM, 2XXXX.COM
and THEMAIL.COM all had the same 119 Langford Road
registrant address. Also noted that the domains were
created "last July" (July 1999).

Now both domains have the following registrant info:
Reece Marketing Inc.
****
**** MO 64501
******
[email protected]

created: 16 Jul 1999
updated: 22 Mar 2004
ns1.rmig.net [216.185.106.103]
ns2.rmig.net [216.185.106.104]

The 216.185.96.0/19 network is allocated to:
ThePlanet.com Internet Services, Inc.
1333 North Stemmons Freeway Ste 110
Dallas TX 75207

Did Haberstroh sell/transfer those domains to Reece?

REECEMARKTEING.COM
Reece Marketing Inc
Brandon Reece
****
***** MO 64501 US
*****
***** fax
[email protected]

created: 02 Mar 2002
updated: 31 Mar 2004
ns1.rmig.net [64.124.204.26]
ns1.rmig.net [64.124.204.25]

edgeprod · 12-04-2006, 01:43 PM

Your wife's MySpace profile confirms some of the stuff you've said:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...did=804 66647

A) She's your wife.
B) She's hot.
C) She's in medical school.

I owe you an apology on all points there! I'm shocked, but I'll definitely extend you the apology on those points.

More research to come.

ForteCash · 12-04-2006, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

Is this you, getting slammed for spamming?

http://www.webservertalk.com/archive...-4-187820.html

(note: personal information for posting here, still exists at the URL)

No, we dont spam, but we did some lists through naughty mail in 99 that did pretty good. We also have an opt-in newsletter called Mens Wellness Newsletter (see menswellnessnewsletter.com) that we mail to monthly.

edgeprod · 12-04-2006, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash

No, we dont spam, but we did some lists through naughty mail in 99 that did pretty good. We also have an opt-in newsletter called Mens Wellness Newsletter (see menswellnessnewsletter.com) that we mail to monthly.

Fair enough. I got confused because the contact information matched perfectly. I'll take you at your word that it isn't you.

ForteCash · 12-04-2006, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

Your wife's MySpace profile confirms some of the stuff you've said:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...did=804 66647

A) She's your wife.
B) She's hot.
C) She's in medical school.

I owe you an apology on all points there! I'm shocked, but I'll definitely extend you the apology on those points.

More research to come.

I used to have a myspace page also, but it got shut down

I put a lot of work into it and it was just deleted.. I'll never have another myspace page I put that much work into again

Sly · 12-04-2006, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

Sorry, credibility = zero.

You are probably THE single biggest bullshitter out of ALL of the recent surfer joins.

This guy is pretty good, but he doesn't hold a candle to MetaFormX. He lied, bluffed, and antagonized for years. Got caught. Denied. Got caught again. Finally decided he was finished with deceit, created a sob story, and people bought it and excused him from years of lies.

He had the system down.

edgeprod · 12-04-2006, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash

I used to have a myspace page also, but it got shut down

I put a lot of work into it and it was just deleted.. I'll never have another myspace page I put that much work into again

It's lame when they do that, for sure. You can save the major stuff to notepad to preserve against it .. that's what I do, at least.

edgeprod · 12-04-2006, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

This guy is pretty good, but he doesn't hold a candle to MetaFormX. He lied, bluffed, and antagonized for years. Got caught. Denied. Got caught again. Finally decided he was finished with deceit, created a sob story, and people bought it and excused him from years of lies.

He had the system down.

Well, the funny thing is ... clearly, ForteCash has created some whoppers, but he's been at least partially vindicated by the research I just did.

edgeprod · 12-04-2006, 01:51 PM

By the way --- just to make this clear, it would be completely CLASSLESS is someone started talking shit to the guy's wife on MySpace, especially pasting the stuff where he threatened her, etc.

You wouldn't like it if it happened to you, guys, so tread lightly and think twice.

ForteCash · 12-04-2006, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

By the way --- just to make this clear, it would be completely CLASSLESS is someone started talking shit to the guy's wife on MySpace, especially pasting the stuff where he threatened her, etc.

You wouldn't like it if it happened to you, guys, so tread lightly and think twice.

Thanks

Also, I never said anything i havent said to her. if she ever cheated (which she wont ) I would hire a PI and beat the other guy up severely

I love that woman more than life, and we've been together almost ten years now. You learn a lot about people in that amount of time =)

Sly · 12-04-2006, 01:54 PM

By the way, I don't really think the guy is outright lying. Just stretching reality.

edgeprod · 12-04-2006, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash

Thanks

Also, I never said anything i havent said to her. if she ever cheated (which she wont ) I would hire a PI and beat the other guy up severely

Regardless of what you've said or haven't said, I consider GFY "neutral ground" -- most people here are just playing a role, and would likely buy you a beer at a show. It's not really for public consumption.

It'd make someone a bit of a scumbag to contact her with anything from here.

CC · 12-04-2006, 01:58 PM

Holy crap, can I just say THANK YOU for the entertainment? Liar or not, this is fucking funny

ForteCash · 12-04-2006, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

Regardless of what you've said or haven't said, I consider GFY "neutral ground" -- most people here are just playing a role, and would likely buy you a beer at a show. It's not really for public consumption.

It'd make someone a bit of a scumbag to contact her with anything from here.

Sounds good, I never take anything on forums too serious or personal

edgeprod · 12-04-2006, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash

Sounds good, I never take anything on forums too serious or personal

It's kind of scary, but a LOT of people here do ...

Anthony · 12-04-2006, 02:15 PM

We had a name for Fortecash back in the day...

Newbie Supernova.

ForteCash · 12-04-2006, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

We had a name for Fortecash back in the day...

Newbie Supernova.

isnt everyone a newbie at some point?

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12-04-2006, 07:29 AM	#153
sixstringmoneymachine Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 199	You guys are actually over-analyzing things. It all starts with what he's selling...and he firmly believes it. Enough said...after that, how can anything out of him be a lie or even remotely false?

12-04-2006, 07:38 AM	#154
BOSS1 Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Montreal / Sparta Posts: 4,331	Just one simple question ForteCash, is your name Brandon?

12-04-2006, 08:01 AM	#155
Rhesus Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 2,009	My take: FC had a first date with somebody who's in med school, his brain is too small to understand what a medical career really looks like. He realises he's in an position inferior to hers and feels proud to have been close to a person who is obviously going to rank higher on both the socio-economic scales in his community and the scale of intelligence. For a nitwit like him, that translates into salaries he doesn't even have the slightest know-how of. Result: numerous GFY posts and a whole herd of sheep crowding around him.

12-04-2006, 08:01 AM	#156
CaptainWolfy Playa Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Somewhere on the Earth Posts: 8,439	what is this all about?

12-04-2006, 10:44 AM	#164
Mrs. ForteCash Registered User Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 35	All you jealous nobodies need to shut up. I am world-renowned doctor who makes 400k a year in med school.

12-04-2006, 12:26 PM	#167
FunkyDog Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 541	If your wife starts at 400k count on it she's fucking her boss

12-04-2006, 12:28 PM	#168
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	I fucked her.

12-04-2006, 01:20 PM	#175
edgeprod Permanently Gone Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 10,019	If you say so. You've lost ALL credibility here. You're about 50 lies over the limit. Get your stories straight, and remember: "Got an issue? Get a tissue."

12-04-2006, 01:28 PM	#178
edgeprod Permanently Gone Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 10,019	Sorry, credibility = zero. You are probably THE single biggest bullshitter out of ALL of the recent surfer joins. Amusing link: https://gfy.com/11446399-post76.html

12-04-2006, 01:32 PM	#180
edgeprod Permanently Gone Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 10,019	"No, seriously, please believe me!"

12-04-2006, 01:43 PM	#185
edgeprod Permanently Gone Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 10,019	Your wife's MySpace profile confirms some of the stuff you've said: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...did=804 66647 A) She's your wife. B) She's hot. C) She's in medical school. I owe you an apology on all points there! I'm shocked, but I'll definitely extend you the apology on those points. More research to come.

12-04-2006, 01:51 PM	#192
edgeprod Permanently Gone Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 10,019	By the way --- just to make this clear, it would be completely CLASSLESS is someone started talking shit to the guy's wife on MySpace, especially pasting the stuff where he threatened her, etc. You wouldn't like it if it happened to you, guys, so tread lightly and think twice.

12-04-2006, 01:58 PM	#196
CC Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 1,690	Holy crap, can I just say THANK YOU for the entertainment? Liar or not, this is fucking funny