Fleshlight is old... Promote HandyBags instead!

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  • ForteCash
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2006
    • 3278

    #1

    Fleshlight is old... Promote HandyBags instead!

    I'm coming out with a new product called "handybags".. Its a set of rubber tits you can fuck that look like purses and handbags

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  • Wiggles
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • May 2004
    • 14423

    #2
    can you put your makeup in it too? ;)
    no sig

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    • who
      So Fucking Banned
      • Aug 2003
      • 19593

      #3
      Can you extract milk from them, turn it into cheese, cut it into cubes and serve it at a dinner party with toothpicks in each cube?

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      • ForteCash
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2006
        • 3278

        #4
        Originally posted by who
        Can you extract milk from them, turn it into cheese, cut it into cubes and serve it at a dinner party with toothpicks in each cube?
        awesome idea!

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        • alexg
          IL4L.com
          • Aug 2003
          • 11287

          #5
          nice idea....
          that would sell...

          Find fuck buddies in your area!

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          • Zuzana Designs
            All Your Design Needs
            • Feb 2005
            • 20896

            #6
            lol good idea

            Website Design - Consulting - Development
            sarah [at] zuzanadesigns.com - See Our Work

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            • ForteCash
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2006
              • 3278

              #7
              Originally posted by Zuzana Designs
              lol good idea
              HANDY BAGS!!!!!

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              • CyberHustler
                Masterbaiter
                • Feb 2006
                • 28739

                #8
                why would a guy have a purse? why would a woman have a purse that you can titty fuck?
                “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                • CyberHustler
                  Masterbaiter
                  • Feb 2006
                  • 28739

                  #9
                  oooooooooh, its for straight cross-dressers?

                  serious question
                  “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                  • Miguel T
                    ♦ Web Developer ♦
                    • May 2005
                    • 12473

                    #10
                    Hehehe, sounds pretty interesting!

                    Full Stack Webdeveloper: HTML5/CSS3, jQuery, AJAX, ElevatedX, NATS, MechBunny, Wordpress

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                    • ForteCash
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2006
                      • 3278

                      #11
                      Originally posted by BuySexProducts
                      why would a guy have a purse? why would a woman have a purse that you can titty fuck?
                      It's not a purse, it's european!!!!

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                      • djroof
                        JuicyDevils.gr Owner
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 25505

                        #12
                        lol.... nice idea...

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                        • DBS.US
                          Geo Cities
                          • Aug 2003
                          • 11843

                          #13
                          http://www.handybag.com/
                          Have an unused domain? Make a Free Chaturbate White Label site and be making money tonight

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                          • ForteCash
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2006
                            • 3278

                            #14
                            Originally posted by DBS.US
                            heheh

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                            • BusterBunny
                              perverted justice decoy
                              • Aug 2005
                              • 19291

                              #15
                              my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                              • ForteCash
                                Confirmed User
                                • Feb 2006
                                • 3278

                                #16
                                Originally posted by BusterBunny

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                                • QuaWee
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 5791

                                  #17
                                  very innovative lol
                                  i luv mainstream

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                                  • madawgz
                                    8.8.8.8
                                    • Mar 2006
                                    • 30509

                                    #18
                                    i still havnt tried a fleshlight
                                    TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                    • ForteCash
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2006
                                      • 3278

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by madawgz
                                      i still havnt tried a fleshlight
                                      neither have I, and I'm confident in saying I never will

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                                      • Aneros Josh
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Aug 2005
                                        • 2038

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by ForteCash
                                        neither have I, and I'm confident in saying I never will
                                        You are starting a thread talking about how the Fleshlight is old and to promote the new and supposedly better product but you haven't even tested the Fleshlight?

                                        I don't need to do any convincing. People that use our product love it...hands down.

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                                        • ForteCash
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2006
                                          • 3278

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by FleshJosh
                                          You are starting a thread talking about how the Fleshlight is old and to promote the new and supposedly better product but you haven't even tested the Fleshlight?

                                          I don't need to do any convincing. People that use our product love it...hands down.
                                          Hey man, this thread was a joke for christs sake you really think I'm making rubber tits that fit into handbags?


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                                          • Aneros Josh
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Aug 2005
                                            • 2038

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by ForteCash
                                            Hey man, this thread was a joke for christs sake you really think I'm making rubber tits that fit into handbags?

                                            How would I know you're not being serious? After reading your other incoherent bashing of our product in other threads, I wouldn't put it past you.

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                                            • ForteCash
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2006
                                              • 3278

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by FleshJosh
                                              How would I know you're not being serious? After reading your other incoherent bashing of our product in other threads, I wouldn't put it past you.
                                              Great job

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                                              • ForteCash
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Feb 2006
                                                • 3278

                                                #24
                                                Handy Bagz!!!!!

                                                NO PILLS - NO EXPENSIVE STRETCHERS - JUST REAL EXERCISES THAT WORK!
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