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What's the best way to get rid of a 1 night stand who keeps calling for more?

07-17-2002, 02:48 PM

How do you get rid of a past one nighter who is acting like a clinging vine of emotional need when all you wanted was some quick meaningless sex?

How do you do it without sounding like an asshole? I'm thinking of just showing up for a second one but pick my nose a lot or dont shower before or something rude.

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07-17-2002, 02:50 PM

tell her parents, or wait till she has to go back to school in september

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07-17-2002, 02:51 PM

You let her know where you lived?

Have another go at her, when you're done slap her
ass and tell her bus fare is under the pile of dirty dishes.
She should get the idea.

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07-17-2002, 02:52 PM

play along and get more meaningless sex
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07-17-2002, 02:52 PM

set her up with one of your friends, or bring up the idea to her and she'll get the point.
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07-17-2002, 02:55 PM

Tell him that you never meant to hurt his feelings and lead him on.

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07-17-2002, 02:56 PM

Be upfront and honest, like you should have been from the start. She may be hurt, but it will be less painful than getting brushed off.

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07-17-2002, 02:57 PM

Tell her that she's too easy and that you don't care to date sluts.
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07-17-2002, 02:59 PM

Say, "Look sis, mom is going to get really pissed when she hears about this. We should really break it off".

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07-17-2002, 03:02 PM

Tell her it was great, but her sister was better.
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07-17-2002, 03:13 PM

marcus, i'll take her off your hands as long as she is a non smoker under 250lbs...

give me a call bro.
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07-17-2002, 03:19 PM

I think my BO idea will work best.
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07-17-2002, 03:24 PM

Go get some of those white Med. gloves a BIG bottle of Lube. Set on the coffee table and invite her over.. Then tell her you are in to Ass Fisting. Now if she says OK... After you Ass Fist her come back and post here. We'll try something else. Next question?

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07-17-2002, 03:26 PM

Just tell her that you are not looking for anything serious right now.

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07-17-2002, 03:27 PM

Tell her you've asked some friends to pick her up for your next date and send around the bangbus boys
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07-17-2002, 03:28 PM

Originally posted by jimmyf
Go get some of those white Med. gloves a BIG bottle of Lube. Set on the coffee table and invite her over.. Then tell her you are in to Ass Fisting. Now if she says OK... After you Ass Fist her come back and post here. We'll try something else. Next question?

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07-17-2002, 03:44 PM

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07-17-2002, 03:52 PM

Just be straight with her that you aren't interested in riding off into the sunset with her, but if she wants to continue to have sex with you it's fine, but the minute she becomes annoying, poof!, she'll be gone like a fart in a firestorm.

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07-17-2002, 03:56 PM

Ok, go see her sit her down....but tell her the truth, you think she's beautiful, you are attracted to her and all but you don't want to get emotionally attached right now. You have alot of things that you should be concentrating on and a relationship requires time and attention that you can't give at this time.

Point finale... She shouldn't be offended and will still think you're responsible.

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07-17-2002, 03:56 PM

if she didn't know where you live well then there would be no reason to drop her ... guys don't drop chicks,WHATS WRONG WITH YOU...
whatever you do,do it niiice and easy and keep her in the black book,never know when you will get lonely...

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07-17-2002, 03:56 PM

ALL women want the sunset thing, and not (just) the sex, or...?
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07-17-2002, 04:02 PM

Just use these two words...

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07-17-2002, 04:04 PM

tell her she better go to the doctor and have herself checked
that will get rid of her
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07-17-2002, 04:07 PM

Originally posted by Marcus
How do you do it without sounding like an asshole?

Crazy thought... you're having one-night stands... maybe you are an asshole. At the very least, you should have made it clear off the bat that it was just one night of sex. Using people = not cool.

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07-17-2002, 04:47 PM

fuck her one more time, film it, post the pics here, then tell her you did.

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07-17-2002, 04:54 PM

Gawd, just be honest.

Tell her you are interested in having someone to fool around with casually, but not a relationship. Assuming you are interested in more casual sex with her, you win either way.

This is assuming that you were honest to begin with and didn't use any sort of indication that you were interested in a relationship to get her in the sack. If that is the case, then: Made.. bed.. lie

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07-17-2002, 04:57 PM

Well if she's not a slut you need to call her up, tap her again, wait till she falls alseep, then give her a nice sleepytime facial.

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07-17-2002, 05:04 PM

Ignore her....

Or just let her know you're too busy for anything serious....most likely if the sex was worth while she'll want to be friends and you'll keep fucking...

No matter what you're gonna have to end up ignoring her eventually or tell her get lost....cause after awhile she'll want more than casual sex.

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07-17-2002, 05:18 PM

Call Jerry Springer - tell them you're in love with .. hmm.. well, a Japanese sumo wrestler -- - and you need to break the news to this girl that you're no longer available, as you're going to have a sex change operation and move to Japan.

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07-17-2002, 06:49 PM

Tell her you get off on defecating on people. If she doesn't let you shit on her boobs, then tell you could never be in a serious relationship with someone that isn't into poop sex.

If she goes for it, well then maybe she's a keeper.
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07-17-2002, 06:52 PM

post her pics on your TGP with her phone number and address?

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07-17-2002, 06:56 PM

Originally posted by gothweb

Crazy thought... you're having one-night stands... maybe you are an asshole. At the very least, you should have made it clear off the bat that it was just one night of sex. Using people = not cool.

<font size=1>I agree.
But back to Marcus.. In future, don't give her your phone number? Your address.. anything!</font>

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07-17-2002, 06:56 PM

Forced deep throat should do it. Just a suggestion.

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07-17-2002, 06:57 PM

Originally posted by evildick
Tell her you get off on defecating on people. If she doesn't let you shit on her boobs, then tell you could never be in a serious relationship with someone that isn't into poop sex.

If she goes for it, well then maybe she's a keeper.

hold up... whats wrong with getting off on defecating on ppl??

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07-17-2002, 07:24 PM

Send her to me... I can guarantee she won't bother either of us anymore... I never seem to have the problem you do...
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07-17-2002, 07:42 PM

Meh.. it's no more important, IMHO, to make it clear that you're having a one night stand than it is for her to make it clear that she's going to follow you around like a puppy without a master.

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07-17-2002, 07:46 PM

Oh just change your number and be done with it.
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07-17-2002, 07:49 PM

Nono.. get a restraining order.. it's more fun.

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07-17-2002, 08:04 PM

Do What J Reaka always does..

Tell her your gay and your were just testing
the water to see if it's the same!
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07-17-2002, 08:28 PM

Originally posted by shanet12
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07-17-2002, 08:34 PM

i already offered to take her off your hands marcus...

give me a fuckin' call!
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07-17-2002, 10:11 PM

Tell her it was great, but her sister was better.

or tell her it was great, but her mother was even better that her and her sister.

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07-17-2002, 10:24 PM

Ask her if she fancies a threesome with your wife.

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