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ForteCash · 04-07-2006, 09:26 AM

so, how should i do it?

BAKO · 04-07-2006, 09:26 AM

Why Dont you Go Fuck Yourself

Fetish Gimp · 04-07-2006, 09:26 AM

Paper cuts.

MonkeyG · 04-07-2006, 09:28 AM

cocaine :D Erowid

.... just kidding.. of course...

Raven · 04-07-2006, 09:37 AM

If you're really serious about dying, there are plenty of ways to accomplish the task.

But, remember....once you die, there's no changing your mind.

WebairGerard · 04-07-2006, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Fetish Gimp

Paper cuts.

OMG what a way to go!

DamageX · 04-07-2006, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raven

If you're really serious about dying, there are plenty of ways to accomplish the task.

But, remember....once you die, there's no changing your mind.

Actually, we don't know that yet.

triumph · 04-07-2006, 09:42 AM

Suicide is nothing to joke about!

If you are not joking get some professional help instead of posting on gfy.

ForteCash · 04-07-2006, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by triumph

Suicide is nothing to joke about!

If you are not joking get some professional help instead of posting on gfy.

heh, riiiight..

DamageX · 04-07-2006, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by triumph

Suicide is nothing to joke about!

If you are not joking get some professional help instead of posting on gfy.

What, you didn't know? GFY IS professional help. Suicide help line, helps you commit suicide faster.

gentmaster · 04-07-2006, 09:43 AM

Wire cable tethered to a tree trunk.

Climb inside your car with the cable wrapped around your neck. Roll up the window as high as it will go. Floor the gas.

ForteCash · 04-07-2006, 09:45 AM

awesome!

G-Rotica · 04-07-2006, 09:45 AM

Be a man. Eat a bullet.

juve20 · 04-07-2006, 09:47 AM

throw yourself of a bridge!

Libertine · 04-07-2006, 09:48 AM

mrthumbs strikes again.

Canibal-7 · 04-07-2006, 09:49 AM

Gravediggaz

So you wanna die, commit suicide
Dial 1-800-Cyanide line
Far as life, yo it ain't worth it
Put a rope around your neck and jerk it
The trick didn't work
Your life was fucked up from the first day of birth
After watching Jackie Gleason walk into a precinct
Gun down the captain for no fucking reason
And get some LSD or a drink from the bar
Get behind your wheel and crash the car
Like Desert Storm, got bombs for the war
confront an alligator, let it eat ya raw
Back to the function, riding the caboose to hell
BZZZZZT touched the third rail.
You fucked up chicken, now you just got fried
Cause it's a suicide

Six fucking devils stepped up playing brave God
Had the fucking nerve to try and enta my grave yard
I'm the Ryzarector, be my sacrafice
Commit suicide and I'll bring you back to life
The first was convinced
Stuck a water hose in his mouth at full blast so his head can explode
Second said hmmmm that's good but I can top it
Put an ax up to his head and then he chopped it
Blood shot out in every direction
The rest didn't know what to do, I made suggestions
Put a slug in your mug, overdose on a drug
Wet your hair stick a knife in the plug
Or be like Richard Pryor set your balls on fire
Better yet go hang yourself with a barbed wire
Three and Four fell deep into spell and
Ran to the zoo, locked themselves in a lion's den
Number Five said it ain't worth being alive
Smoked a dust suede, mixed it with cynaide
The only one to escape was number Six
He went home
Sat in the tub and slit his wrists
Yeah, more graves to dig. Goodbye
There's no need to cry...
... cause we all die

Raven · 04-07-2006, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by DamageX

Actually, we don't know that yet.

We don't?

Raven · 04-07-2006, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by triumph

Suicide is nothing to joke about!

If you are not joking get some professional help instead of posting on gfy.

The only ones who don't joke about suicide are not here to talk about it.

pornguy · 04-07-2006, 10:07 AM

I like the paper cuts idea.

Porko · 04-07-2006, 10:21 AM

still alive?

TheSaint · 04-07-2006, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gentmaster

Wire cable tethered to a tree trunk.

Climb inside your car with the cable wrapped around your neck. Roll up the window as high as it will go. Floor the gas.

Guy did that a year or two ago, severed his head. My personal favorite was another guy who wired up 2 shotguns to his alarm clock and went to sleep - never felt a thing.

G-Rotica · 04-07-2006, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by TheSaint

Guy did that a year or two ago, severed his head. My personal favorite was another guy who wired up 2 shotguns to his alarm clock and went to sleep - never felt a thing.

Electric shotguns?

blowme_DL · 04-07-2006, 10:33 AM

dont kill yah self man
your important in this world

IwantU Bryan · 04-07-2006, 10:35 AM

Blow Your Head off

sfera · 04-07-2006, 10:38 AM

can ihave ur sites before you do?

L-Pink · 04-07-2006, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ForteCash

so, how should i do it?

OD on penis pills, you big dick .......

ForteCash · 04-07-2006, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

OD on penis pills, you big dick .......

I tried, but my dick got so hard I had to put the gun down and fuck several fat women which made me even more depressed...

Maybe I should stage my own death, start a 2nd identity and leave the new me the life insurance policy and all my assets..

hmmm..

u-Bob · 04-07-2006, 06:10 PM

here you go

Fresh · 04-07-2006, 06:13 PM

dont do it. you will wake up to regret it

GatorB · 04-07-2006, 06:16 PM

Well this guy had dedication

"Police on Friday identified the man whose body a group of tourists aboard the Bay Spirit found floating in the bay this week during a sunset cruise as a 20-year-old from Spring Hill.

Jonathan Link left a suicide note in his car, parked at Bayshore and Bay to Bay boulevards, shortly before his death, Tampa police said. He also changed his outgoing message on his cell phone to say he would be going away for a long time and didn?t know if he would be back, police said.

At some point, he approached the balustrade. He snapped a novelty-style metal shackle onto his left ankle, attached it to a heavy object, put the key in his pocket and plunged into the water, police said. "

GatorB · 04-07-2006, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave Guru

dont do it. you will wake up to regret it

If he's successful he won't.

Pure Evil · 04-07-2006, 06:18 PM

either cyanide or a .50 caliber hollow point

Morgan · 04-07-2006, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fetish Gimp

Paper cuts.

ahhh fuck, lolol

Spunky · 04-07-2006, 07:09 PM

Snort an ounce of blow and jump off the tallest building in your city

Young · 04-07-2006, 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob

here you go

Don't forget these. Makes the struggle alot easier to deal with.

Kleo · 04-07-2006, 07:11 PM

Use pills...

Dagwolf · 04-07-2006, 07:15 PM

Through early morning fog I see

visions of the things to be

the pains that are withheld for me

I realize and I can see...

[REFRAIN]:

that suicide is painless

It brings on many changes

and I can take or leave it if I please.

I try to find a way to make

all our little joys relate

without that ever-present hate

but now I know that it's too late, and...

[REFRAIN]

The game of life is hard to play

I'm gonna lose it anyway

The losing card I'll someday lay

so this is all I have to say.

[REFRAIN]

The only way to win is cheat

And lay it down before I'm beat

and to another give my seat

for that's the only painless feat.

[REFRAIN]

The sword of time will pierce our skins

It doesn't hurt when it begins

But as it works its way on in

The pain grows stronger...watch it grin, but...

[REFRAIN]

A brave man once requested me

to answer questions that are key

is it to be or not to be

and I replied 'oh why ask me?'

[REFRAIN]

'Cause suicide is painless

it brings on many changes

and I can take or leave it if I please.

...and you can do the same thing if you please.

CherryLipsRosa · 04-07-2006, 08:42 PM

take a walk and forget about it

minusonebit · 04-07-2006, 09:02 PM

Get a big gun. (Not your cock). Walk into a police station. Shoot the desk sergeant in the head. Fire as many other shots as you can at the blue suits that are running around now. You're sure to be kilt this way.

woj · 04-07-2006, 09:08 PM

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Downtime · 04-07-2006, 09:24 PM

throw yourself out of a tall, tall building.

Ian · 04-07-2006, 09:30 PM

Stupid post.

I have heard that aspirin is a huge move.

You should be banned for life for even posting this.

It might be a joke for you but some people really do have problems above and beyond: "Always looking for traffic trades, link exchanges and business building."

I think Lens should be made aware of your presence and mind set.

Consider it done and good luck to you for the future.

kmanrox · 04-07-2006, 09:32 PM

quit being such a fucking pussy and do it already, THEN write about it

duh

Dirty Dane · 04-07-2006, 10:12 PM

The best way to kill yourself is to grow old and do what enjoy YOU in the rest of your life

madawgz · 04-07-2006, 10:19 PM

what if he really did something already

then what would you think about your stupid posts. assholes

Dirty Dane · 04-07-2006, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz

what if he really did something already

then what would you think about your stupid posts. assholes

Damn.. that happened with another guy last year at GFY I remember. Its not to joke about, I had 3 friends killed themself

Egomancer · 04-07-2006, 11:14 PM

Shoot yourself...

Egomancer

Warden · 04-07-2006, 11:15 PM

Go to sleep. You'll feel better tomorrow

Vitasoy · 04-07-2006, 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Dane

Damn.. that happened with another guy last year at GFY I remember. Its not to joke about, I had 3 friends killed themself

Yea someone actually did do this last year.

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