I just talked to the Lord.

**jimthefiend** · 11-30-2006, 02:25 PM

You must also not listen to this for the sake of your eternal soul.

**MrIzzz** · 11-30-2006, 02:26 PM

i want to lose my virginity to a well hung black man

**BoyAlley** · 11-30-2006, 02:27 PM

Originally posted by MrIzzz

i want to lose my virginity to a well hung black man

I could have that arranged if you're willing to do it in front of a camera and sign a release.

**needlive** · 11-30-2006, 02:28 PM

Originally posted by jimthefiend

Also, we all die in '09. Fucking meteors.

Look I've already heard a thousand times that we'll die cause of meteors falling...

**MrIzzz** · 11-30-2006, 02:29 PM

Originally posted by BoyAlley

I could have that arranged if you're willing to do it in front of a camera and sign a release.

you just want to see my hairy buttocks

**squishypimp** · 11-30-2006, 02:32 PM

congrats....

**ForteCash** · 11-30-2006, 02:34 PM

Just what do you do for Epic anyhow???? And what's your salary?

**betabomb** · 11-30-2006, 02:36 PM

you hit my cervix fucker

**jimthefiend** · 11-30-2006, 02:39 PM

Originally posted by ForteCash

Just what do you do for Epic anyhow???? And what's your salary?

I am the Official Liason to the Kingdom of the Dark Lord Satan and I get paid in souls.

Like your moms for instance.

*shrug*

It's a living.

**JFK** · 11-30-2006, 02:41 PM

Funny thing, so did I........... Oh Lord wont you buy me ........I'm sure you know the rest

**jimthefiend** · 11-30-2006, 02:43 PM

This song goes out to FartyCash's mom.

http://www.*****************/dead.mp3

**BAKO** · 11-30-2006, 02:45 PM

Oh Lord here we go again

**ForteCash** · 11-30-2006, 02:45 PM

Originally posted by jimthefiend

I am the Official Liason to the Kingdom of the Dark Lord Satan and I get paid in souls.

Like your moms for instance.

*shrug*

It's a living.

Keep it up, and I will come out to "indy" and beat you in front of your queer son.

**jimthefiend** · 11-30-2006, 02:47 PM

Originally posted by ForteCash

Keep it up, and I will come out to "indy" and beat you in front of your queer son.

Anytime orphan.

**jimthefiend** · 11-30-2006, 02:48 PM

I have a daughter btw you fucking gonad.

**ForteCash** · 11-30-2006, 02:50 PM

Originally posted by jimthefiend

I have a daughter btw you fucking gonad.

Then maybe I'll bind and gag her, wait for her to turn 18, then fuck her in front of your tear streaming eyes...

**mattz** · 11-30-2006, 02:52 PM

thanks for the cool songs -

**jimthefiend** · 11-30-2006, 02:53 PM

Originally posted by ForteCash

Then maybe I'll bind and gag her, wait for her to turn 18, then fuck her in front of your tear streaming eyes...

You should listen to this song. Its romantic. IMHO

http://www.*****************/naturecrap/mommy.mp3

**ForteCash** · 11-30-2006, 02:57 PM

Originally posted by jimthefiend

You should listen to this song. Its romantic. IMHO

http://www.*****************/naturecrap/mommy.mp3

I wouldnt ever click a link you posted. though I would fuck your daughter

(after she's 18 of course, unlike your grandpa did with you)

**jimthefiend** · 11-30-2006, 02:58 PM

Originally posted by ForteCash

I wouldnt ever click a link you posted. though I would fuck your daughter

(after she's 18 of course, unlike your grandpa did with you)

No worries, I'll be nice and post the lyrics then.

Yesterday, as I went out of the house
I saw a body lying down quiet as a mouse
Lying face down in the sewer
I got up closer and realized that I knew her
All her organs coming from her inside
Slashed up skin sliced up hide
Turned her over and saw the tire tracks on her head
That's when I realized she was dead
I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead
I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead

Twisted body chopped off feet
Her body was minced meat
Bugs crawling on her arms
She's dead, can't do no harm
Gnarled up legs, broken and bent
Her last breath has been spent

I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead
I watched her as she bled
Chewed off toes on her chopped off feet
I took a picture cause I thought it was neat
But the thing I like seeing the best
Was the rodents using her hair as a nest
I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead
I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead

I saw your mommy nnd your mommy's dead
I saw her lying in a pool of red
I think it's the greatest thing I'll ever see
Your dead mommy lying in front of me
I'll always remember her lying dead on the floor
I hope she dies twenty times more
I saw your mommy and your mommy is dead
I saw your mommy and your mommy is dead

**suicidemessiah** · 11-30-2006, 03:03 PM

id take your soul!!!

**Kimo** · 11-30-2006, 03:19 PM

Originally posted by MrIzzz

i want to lose my virginity to a well hung black man

I just talked to the Lord.

I just talked to the Lord.

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