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Sexy Beast
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You ever got bit by a dog?
Some chicks mini dog bit the hell out of me last night. Pissed.
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nope, i was always able to outrun them
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It's coming look busy
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Im pretty kinky, yet I refuse.....
Wait the tread title had a typo in it that said but and not bit... you ruined my damn haha.
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2 times, ear and upperleg, both chowchows who bit me
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Got bit in the ass by a german shepard once
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Heck ya, it aint fun but its part of growin up ! Bad Rover!
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My oldest bite my finger when giving him a treat ,it was my fault cant go on his blind side .
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#8 |
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I've been bit a few times.. the one that hurt the most was a fucking little Bischon that bit straight through my jeans and tore my fucking calf up! Totally unprovoked too, it was the strangest thing in the world, little guy just flipped.
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nope, i havent...
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#10 |
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ouch, I'd lose it if a fucking chow bit me anywhere on the face.. they have some fierce teeth and damn powerful jaws. I had one try to attack me once, had to fend it off with a fucking kitchen chair.
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Once, if you count a Yorkshire Terrier as a dog. Agressive little beast, spotted me and attacked my leg...got an infection afterwards, antibiotics for 10 days.
I was just walking on the street, I didn't even see this little fucker coming. |
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Yup, once. In the arm, and it sucked...
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you shoulda thrown it a toy to distract it while you ran
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I am a meat popsicle.
Join Date: Jul 2002
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Some random lady's dog came right up to me and bit me in the leg. Hurt like fuck. I have no idea how it didn't break skin.
Had a bruise the size of melon on my leg and it felt rock hard. It still feels odd there to this day.
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Twice, both times in the bends of my hand where the thumb meets the first finger. Took about a month to heal each time. Stupid bitches were fighting, water wouldn't break them up so I tried pulling them apart... big mistake.
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yup, a few times when I was a child... but then I grew up and the dog learned his lesson
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Let slip the dogs of war.
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I did the same stupid thing breaking up two of my Rottweilers fighting about a month back. They were fighting over a piece of cloth and I tried to grab it, but ended up with the cloth and one dog's mouth wrapped around my hand. Fucker wouldn't let go had to choke her almost out cold before she did. Split one finger wide open from the pressure.
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2 times...first time I was 3 and a HUGE dog bit my ass, second time I bent down to pet a dog and he jumped and grabbed my cheek....I was lucky....didn't scar....
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A few years back I was attacked by TWO rat terriers. Terrible little creatures...
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Twice, once on my foot and the once on my nose.
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when i was little, i was playing with my then, puppy Teddy Bear, and she snapped at my face and bit right through my bottom lip, i stood up and she just hung there...
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never got bitten by dogs.. got bitten by snakes.. fukin three times! ..one was not poisonous, one was a cold bite, one was injectin' ..whoa, it was one helluva ride!
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Never have, knock on wood.
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got bit on the ass on the bed, chased to the bed!!!
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#26 |
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I got bit by a friends beagel when I was about 18 .But I just bit the little fucker back.He never bit me again.
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Bit by a dalmation when I was little and it almost tore my ear off. And upperleg by some mutt.
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fortunately, not yet..
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got bit by a cocker spaniel when I was 10-11 on my thigh.. fucking bastard chased me into my own house and got me inside MY OWN HOME
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sue'em. lol
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Funny thing was ,I was about 10,over 35 years ago and I remember it to this day..just walking along and this angry dog came charging out of nowhere and chomped on my ass..freaked the shit out of me
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holy shit, that's worse than my story, the dog and I were running/playing together and out of nowhere bit me. I was about 12. I think dogs like that (German shepherd) are very inpredictable with kids.
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Let slip the dogs of war.
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Yes, I felt so scared and my body felt numb.. It's a terrifying experience
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I guess I've been very lucky!
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Yes, and I also bit a dog.
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bit by a dalmation on my hand, severed a tendon, fucking took forever to heal.
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yes, onlyone time, but it was a very small dog and it absolutely didnt hurt
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Never have..
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I am an Alien from space
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I got bit by a cops dog while playing basketball with his son. I was about 14, bouncing the ball up and down and the dog jumped humped. bit my throat and would not let go so I smacked him across they head. It was either that or I'd be dead.
later that day the dog was brought in the bush and shot by the owner.
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I have been bitten 5 times by stray dogs, when I was young. The place where was born stray dogs used to roam around loose. The first time I was bit by a dog, I had to get 14 big injection on my ass for protection against rabies.
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once, when I was in grade school...the bad thing is my playmates didn't try rescue me when this german shepherd started attacking me...i still have this scar in my lower left leg...
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never been bitten by a dog...! coz im afraid to be bitten hehhee
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I was only bitten by bees if that can consider as bite.
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Now with more Jayne
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not since I was a kid but I can still remember it hurting
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