Telemarketers SUCK, especially when they cant speak English - GoFuckYourself.com

Pete-KT · 11-29-2006, 07:34 AM

So i just got a call to the office from a telemarketer trying to sell me an ad in the yellow pages, First of all he was india had an accent worse then a Dell tech support and told me his name is John Anderson (hmm) so i let him speak his mind for a minute then i said, Do you allow Porn ads in the yellow pages? he siad No and hung up on me

MacDevilish · 11-29-2006, 07:42 AM

HA! Finally a way to get rid of telemarketers quickly! ;)!

DjSap · 11-29-2006, 07:52 AM

remember that back in sweden we had a do not call list that we could be added on, the telemarkets had to check it by law before calling. Don't you have that in the states?

i don't think i have received one telemarketing call in my three months in canada so far...

TSGlider · 11-29-2006, 07:52 AM

Whenever a telemarketer calls, yell, "Where's my fucking pizza," until he or she hangs up.

rodney25 · 11-29-2006, 08:35 AM

"Hey, this is your favorite DJ Mojo, any request you have for tonight?"

That's what I usually tell to them.

Mediachick · 11-29-2006, 08:44 AM

They call me often for newspapers. I either tell them Im blind or that I am an illiterate. They usually write me off the list after that.

Me: Hello?

TM: Hi Miss! Would you be interested into buying the Gazette for only 10.99 per month!

Me: Absolutely! Do yuo have it in Brail? Because im blind...

TM: Oh I see... uh, I mean; im sorry to hear that m'am. No we actually dont have it in Brail-

Me: What?? Well what about us blind people?? This is an outrage, are you telling me that the visually handicaped dont have a right to read the news??

TM: Well uh, no mam, its just that uh. well, uh ... gotta go!!!! *click*

DutchTeenCash · 11-29-2006, 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mediachick

They call me often for newspapers. I either tell them Im blind or that I am an illiterate. They usually write me off the list after that.

Me: Hello?

TM: Hi Miss! Would you be interested into buying the Gazette for only 10.99 per month!

Me: Absolutely! Do yuo have it in Brail? Because im blind...

TM: Oh I see... uh, I mean; im sorry to hear that m'am. No we actually dont have it in Brail-

Me: What?? Well what about us blind people?? This is an outrage, are you telling me that the visually handicaped dont have a right to read the news??

TM: Well uh, no mam, its just that uh. well, uh ... gotta go!!!! *click*

HAHAHAHA ok I gotta remember that one

11-29-2006, 07:34 AM	#1
Pete-KT Workin With The Devil Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: West Bloomfield, MI Posts: 51,532	Telemarketers SUCK, especially when they cant speak English So i just got a call to the office from a telemarketer trying to sell me an ad in the yellow pages, First of all he was india had an accent worse then a Dell tech support and told me his name is John Anderson (hmm) so i let him speak his mind for a minute then i said, Do you allow Porn ads in the yellow pages? he siad No and hung up on me

11-29-2006, 07:42 AM	#2
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Mediachick Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 897	They call me often for newspapers. I either tell them Im blind or that I am an illiterate. They usually write me off the list after that. Me: Hello? TM: Hi Miss! Would you be interested into buying the Gazette for only 10.99 per month! Me: Absolutely! Do yuo have it in Brail? Because im blind... TM: Oh I see... uh, I mean; im sorry to hear that m'am. No we actually dont have it in Brail- Me: What?? Well what about us blind people?? This is an outrage, are you telling me that the visually handicaped dont have a right to read the news?? TM: Well uh, no mam, its just that uh. well, uh ... gotta go!!!! click __________________ --MC-- Live High Def Video Chat Converts! ICQ: 276456001 The Complete Live Video Chat Solution