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Paul-HushMoney · 11-28-2006, 12:08 PM

Riddle me this Batman.

Why do lesbians use dildos? And why do bull dykes look like men?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Paul-HushMoney · 11-28-2006, 12:09 PM

I mean, wouldn't it make more sense for them to use a fleshlight or a pocket pussy?

Jakke PNG · 11-28-2006, 12:11 PM

Umm.. how about, "It feels good"?
Lesbians probably like the sensation of a cock, they just don't like the men who are attached to them.

artman · 11-28-2006, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul-Hodough

I mean, wouldn't it make more sense for them to use a fleshlight or a pocket pussy?

how would it make more sense to use a fleshlight or pocketpuss?

evilangelalex · 11-28-2006, 12:31 PM

A lot of it's probably force of habit, or they live in a land where flashlights and pocket pussies don't exist yet...

squishypimp · 11-28-2006, 12:32 PM

so many questions, so little time

RobertD · 11-28-2006, 12:34 PM

Sex when and how they want it without all the male drama bullshit?

TheLegacy · 11-28-2006, 12:35 PM

hehe.. oldest question.. since being lesbian they have made their decision... not sure they see it much as a dildo than an extra long tongue or finger. When they buy a dildo to use, lesbians do NOT buy one that has an appearance of a dick with veins etc. usually it is generic and on the outset, has no similarities to an actual penis.

TheLegacy · 11-28-2006, 12:41 PM

why do bull dykes look like men?

- actually the idea is, that in lesbians eyes the perfect man has boobs and the mentality of a girl. We think they are imitating us, instead we are imperfect - the bull dyke is the perfect woman who is more stronger in character and in demands for those women who like to be "taken"

you seriously have to rid yourself that lesbians in anyway want a man - or wish to be like men - they are on a whole new playing field that men can't comprehend - and it is easy to think - if they only had a man (or you) then they would want men. LOL.. how silly.. it would be like saying that a gay man is fooling himself by saying, "if only that straight guy had sex with me he would never go back to a women".

that is exactly how a lesbian feels about sex with men, is how you feel about having sex with men...that is one of the few similarities you may have with a bull dyke

Sarah_Jayne · 11-28-2006, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

Umm.. how about, "It feels good"?
Lesbians probably like the sensation of a cock, they just don't like the men who are attached to them.

yeah exactly..it feels good and still feels good without a man actually attached..why do straight men stroke their own dicks?

PornExcellenceAlison · 11-28-2006, 12:48 PM

LOL to men trying to theorize about lesbians!

Drake · 11-28-2006, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by TheLegacy

hehe.. oldest question.. since being lesbian they have made their decision... not sure they see it much as a dildo than an extra long tongue or finger. When they buy a dildo to use, lesbians do NOT buy one that has an appearance of a dick with veins etc. usually it is generic and on the outset, has no similarities to an actual penis.

I didn't know that

Holly · 11-28-2006, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

Lesbians probably like the sensation of a cock, they just don't like the men who are attached to them.

Change "lesbians" to "women" and I totally agree.

TheLegacy · 11-28-2006, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike33

I didn't know that

not that I am a total expert but I have had many discussions with lesbians including doing photoshoots/films etc. over the years. Just seems to be a common answer I get to that question. May not be for all of them, but when they do go out and buy a strapon as an example - they do not want it to look like a man's penis in anyway - so they generally choose the smooth ones if they can with different colors so that they can keep the mental image cleaner.

guys could easily understand a lesbian if only they put themselves in the shoes of what if a gay man hit on you? how would you feel? its the same feeling as a girl who is a lesbian feels if a guy hits on her. Kiss her and she just might puke on you.

PornExcellenceAlison · 11-28-2006, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by TheLegacy

May not be for all of them, but when they do go out and buy a strapon as an example - they do not want it to look like a man's penis in anyway - so they generally choose the smooth ones if they can with different colors so that they can keep the mental image cleaner.

I don't know if I would call myself an expert either, but I sold sex toys for a couple of years, and almost NOBODY bought the giant, veiny "flesh" colored dongs - not straight women, not lesbians, and only a few gay men. A lot of women, period, think that penises are kinda gnarly.

LA Mike · 11-28-2006, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

Umm.. how about, "It feels good"?
Lesbians probably like the sensation of a cock, they just don't like the men who are attached to them.

LMAO.... so true

4Man · 11-28-2006, 01:34 PM

Beacause they are FUCKIN LESBIANS>

Quagmire · 11-28-2006, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by PornExcellenceAlison

I don't know if I would call myself an expert either, but I sold sex toys for a couple of years, and almost NOBODY bought the giant, veiny "flesh" colored dongs - not straight women, not lesbians, and only a few gay men. A lot of women, period, think that penises are kinda gnarly.

If you were crammed in a cloth sack all day you probably would look kinda gnarly too.

TheLegacy · 11-28-2006, 02:16 PM

being a lesbian means never having to say your sorry

thebossxxx · 11-28-2006, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul-Hodough

Riddle me this Batman.

Why do lesbians use dildos? And why do bull dykes look like men?

Inquiring minds want to know.

umm Probablly cuz they dont like male cock...

Ohface · 11-28-2006, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

Umm.. how about, "It feels good"?
Lesbians probably like the sensation of a cock, they just don't like the men who are attached to them.

Couldn't have said it better!

ridikuloz · 11-28-2006, 08:07 PM

I want a free fleshlight.

Kimo · 11-28-2006, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by ridikuloz

I want a free fleshlight.

that was random

kezia · 11-28-2006, 08:43 PM

Maybe that "dildo" will makes them happy!!

GAMEFINEST · 11-28-2006, 09:15 PM

dumb question

Dagwolf · 11-28-2006, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

yeah exactly..it feels good and still feels good without a man actually attached..why do straight men stroke their own dicks?

To avoid emotional entanglement.

CunningStunt · 11-28-2006, 09:51 PM

bull dykes are boring. lipstick lesbians kissing are hot, not to mention a nice keyword combo

MandyBlake · 11-28-2006, 10:09 PM

cuz they feel good. just cuz they don't want a man doesn't mean they can't use a dick.

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