My favs 12, 21, 22 LOL !!
Excellent

Thanks for sharing :)

nice ones for sure


Mr. Romance

Some of those were great

I love this one,this happened to me at WaMu
8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife?s infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine.

lol my favorite is...

3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

This thread was a very pleasurable way to spend 10 minutes!

10 minutes? You must read very slowly

haha some of those are priceless!!

Oh that's hillarious, I'm forwarding this to some friends :)

Brad

Dope dope

I recognized it also...

hahaha those were great, thanks for sharing!!

My favorite 2
5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife?s infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine.

haha, the 8 is great

lol.. number six is really clever in a blonde sort of way

R

I'll have it printed for my self hehe, thanks for sharing:)

Those are some interesting quotes. :)

funny funny shit!!!