Introducing Smintair - world's first SMOKING ONLY airline...

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  • emjay
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2004
    • 4280

    #1

    Introducing Smintair - world's first SMOKING ONLY airline...

    Both passengers and crew will be free to light up from takeoff to landing with this new German airline www.smintair.com.

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  • BradM
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2003
    • 3397

    #2
    That has to be a joke.

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    • emjay
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2004
      • 4280

      #3
      Originally posted by BradM
      That has to be a joke.
      No joke. And when you think about it, this is niche targeting at its finest...
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      • Jace
        FBOP Class Of 2013
        • Jan 2004
        • 35562

        #4
        welcome to your SMINTAIR homepage.
        This web site is designed to inform interested parties about SMINTAIR's philosophy, aims, progress and current standing of affairs until able to offer tickets for the first flight between Düsseldorf-International (DUS) and Tokyo (NRT), scheduled for October 2007.
        not even open yet

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        • emjay
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2004
          • 4280

          #5
          "As the World's first airline re-allowing their guests to smoke, SMINTAIR is entering many uncovered niches in aviation, designed to give the traveller maximum pleasure out of their flight experience. SMINTAIR spends more than three times the amount usually invested on passenger's nourishment. Signature recipes created by internationally renowned chefs will make each meal a feast. Charming and beautiful flight attendants in uniforms designed by famous couturiers are there to take the very best care of you. Every two years, a new designer will be elected to keep the uniform design á la mode. SMINTAIR is currently talking to potential sponsors offering luxurious merchandise.

          Everything from caviar to clothes and smoker's utensils to jewellery will be offered for free consumption or at special duty free prices during our flights."

          Good luck to 'em...
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          • darksoul
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2002
            • 4997

            #6
            thats pretty neat
            I'll be a customer for sure.
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            • Why
              MFBA
              • Mar 2003
              • 7230

              #7
              US Government does not allow flights in the States to allow smoking... so that limits a lot of prime destinations for them.

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              • reynold
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Oct 2002
                • 51271

                #8
                That defines a true relaxing flight.

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                • TSGlider
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2006
                  • 673

                  #9
                  I think the U.S. tried this about 10 or 15 years ago...about five years after smoking was banned on all domestic flights. They went belly-up pretty quick.
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                  • VegasKingPin
                    Confirmed User
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 312

                    #10
                    now thats a airline that i would fly with all the time , i hate these long flights and you dying for a smoke and you cant do shit about it.. i think its a great idea

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                    • rounders
                      Confirmed User
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 2931

                      #11
                      i hate the smell of smoke
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                      • NinjaSteve
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                        • Dec 2003
                        • 11089

                        #12
                        no smoking please
                        ...

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                        • emjay
                          Confirmed User
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 4280

                          #13
                          Originally posted by rounders
                          i hate the smell of smoke
                          Well then obviously this airline will not be for you. This having been said, their website goes on to claim that "non-smokers will find the cabin air more refreshing than on any other flight with any other airline since we will be adding fresh outside air to the conditioning system."

                          Must be a very good aircon to deal with the smoke of 100+ smokers...
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                          • E$_manager
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                            • Apr 2006
                            • 13557

                            #14
                            I am sorry but the page is not openning. But if you ask me, i am against such airlines. (if it is really not a joke)
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                            • darksoul
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2002
                              • 4997

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Cristie
                              I am sorry but the page is not openning. But if you ask me, i am against such airlines. (if it is really not a joke)
                              good thing nobody asks you.
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                              • bizarrejan
                                Confirmed User
                                • May 2006
                                • 1487

                                #16
                                I would definatley use this airline

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                                • Kimo
                                  ...
                                  • Jan 2006
                                  • 11542

                                  #17
                                  that is awesome
                                  ...

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                                  • marketsmart
                                    HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                                    • Dec 2004
                                    • 20419

                                    #18
                                    orly? this is news to me...

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                                    • bobby666
                                      boots are my religion
                                      • Nov 2005
                                      • 21765

                                      #19
                                      seems to be a fake, no germans know that airline

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                                      • emjay
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Dec 2004
                                        • 4280

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by bobby666
                                        seems to be a fake, no germans know that airline
                                        That's because it is not yet launched. You can point your German friends to http://www.focus.de/reisen/trends-se...id_22377.html?
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                                        • chodadog
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Apr 2002
                                          • 9736

                                          #21
                                          It is for real. I doubt the BBC would be talking about if it weren't.

                                          http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/5121786.stm\

                                          I wonder how they'll solve issues related to the outflow valve. It was one of the major reasons smoking was banned from planes in the first place. The outflow valve is constnatly opening and closing to maintain cabin pressure. Nicotine can get stuck to the outflow valve and prevent it from opening or closing. It ends looking like someone's just scooped up some margarine and just lathered it all over the thing. It's really quite disgusting.

                                          But anyways. Blocked outflow valve = bad news. And it used to build up pretty quickly. I wonder how quick it will build up with every passenger flying having a smoke.
                                          26 + 6 = 1

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                                          • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                            (felis madjewicus)
                                            • Jul 2006
                                            • 20368

                                            #22
                                            i'm only interested if i can smoke pot and bust rails...

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                                            • emjay
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Dec 2004
                                              • 4280

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by bizarrejan
                                              I would definatley use this airline
                                              So would I, but unfortunatly only one route initially planned Dusseldorf-Tokyo which is wise, Japanese businessmen like a good smoke...

                                              Any conferences planned for Japan next year?
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                                              • Scott McD
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                                                • Nov 2002
                                                • 67798

                                                #24
                                                A long journey on a smoke filled plane ? No thanks...


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                                                • LiveDose
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                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                  • 25792

                                                  #25
                                                  Yuck....

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                                                  • thaifan99
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                                                    • Jul 2003
                                                    • 3029

                                                    #26
                                                    load of old crap!
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                                                    • thebossxxx
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                                                      • Dec 2005
                                                      • 3209

                                                      #27
                                                      I think its a good idea cuz 20% of adult americans do smoke and I think in europe it may be higher..Has to be marketed properly though..


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                                                      • carol.prime
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                                                        • Jul 2006
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                                                        #28
                                                        sounds cool...
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                                                        • L-Pink
                                                          working on my tan
                                                          • Mar 2005
                                                          • 39151

                                                          #29
                                                          I hope they have a masturbation section.

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                                                          • tony299
                                                            lurker
                                                            • Aug 2002
                                                            • 57021

                                                            #30
                                                            thats great best of luck to them

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