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Old 11-24-2006, 11:27 PM   #1
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OK.. So i am banging this girl....

who is crazier than a ferris wheel operator at a carnival... i had to kick her to the curb two weeks ago because she started the whole "you only call me when you want to fuck" bullshit... (meaning, i want you to make me feel special and all that)...

so, she has been calling me every few days since. no message, just call...

anyway, tonight i get a few beers in me and decide to call her. of course she wants me to come over. i tell her i can't, i have shit to do tomorrow. but, i do tell her we can hook up tomorrow...

now, although i told her that she needs to calm down with the craziness and that if she ever says (first paragraph) again, thats it... i already know what i am getting myself into..

so, my question is... how many of you will deal with a few days of drama and crazy girl antics for a great piece of ass?
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Old 11-24-2006, 11:28 PM   #2
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how many of you will deal with a few days of drama and crazy girl antics for a great piece of ass?
what, are you serious?

that's how it works.

girls are crazy, and girls who are crazy good in bed are crazier.
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Old 11-24-2006, 11:29 PM   #3
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Old 11-24-2006, 11:29 PM   #4
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We are not all nuts ... but sounds like you have crazy bitch on your ass . I hope she does not know where you live
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Old 11-24-2006, 11:30 PM   #5
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what, are you serious?

that's how it works.

girls are crazy, and girls who are crazy good in bed are crazier.
wow... you are right... as i was thinking about this.. the best sex i have had has always been with the most fucked up (in the head) girls...
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Old 11-24-2006, 11:31 PM   #6
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wow... you are right... as i was thinking about this.. the best sex i have had has always been with the most fucked up (in the head) girls...
anytime you need advice on crazy chicks, hit me up.

i've always literally attracted them like a magnet.
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Old 11-24-2006, 11:32 PM   #7
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All girls are some degree of crazy ,great piece of ass is rare keep her.
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Old 11-24-2006, 11:33 PM   #8
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so, my question is... how many of you will deal with a few days of drama and crazy girl antics for a great piece of ass?

I'm not aware that there is any other way to get ass.

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Old 11-24-2006, 11:33 PM   #9
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im stunned that u asked that question


for that
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Old 11-25-2006, 12:23 AM   #10
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First of all you are full of shit. Boyalley just told me you are queer as a football bat.

LOL j/k

Seriously, when I was younger I would put up with lots of drama for GOOD sex. These days, I just don't have it in me.

Drama = You're outta here!
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Old 11-25-2006, 02:47 AM   #11
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you could always just create more drama, sleep with her sister or best friend and make sure she finds out. When she confronts you deny and lie for even more drama.
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Old 11-25-2006, 02:51 AM   #12
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you will now be told you are playing with her in the good old fashioned yo-yo manner
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Old 11-25-2006, 02:54 AM   #13
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Old 11-25-2006, 03:09 AM   #15
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Old 11-25-2006, 05:33 AM   #16
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Old 11-25-2006, 06:06 AM   #17
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Old 11-25-2006, 06:28 AM   #18
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i deal with shit all the time....it sucks man. hahah gotta keep ur dick in ur pants
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Old 11-25-2006, 06:34 AM   #19
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get tons of crazy fucking out of her, then find a nice girl and settle down.
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Every man has to put up with some shit in order to get laid ... there are some easy ways sometimes but working on a girl is just normal... don't feel bad, just work on 5 at a time ;)
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Old 11-25-2006, 08:12 AM   #21
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There is a three grade scale. How many inputs does she give up? If its only one out three, she isn't worth keeping. The value goes up from there.
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Old 11-25-2006, 04:58 PM   #25
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Old 11-25-2006, 05:00 PM   #26
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sooner or later the day will come and you won't be able to to fuck anybody
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so, my question is... how many of you will deal with a few days of drama and crazy girl antics for a great piece of ass?

Watch Vanilla Sky. That should set you straight.
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Old 11-25-2006, 05:01 PM   #28
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Old 11-25-2006, 05:08 PM   #29
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Not all chicks are crazy. I've met a few that are very good in bed yet still have a head on their shoulders. If they are crazy, I just don't think its worth it. If you try and stick with a crazy one, then that good one you always wanted may come and go and you'll still be stuck with a crazy bitch.
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so, my question is... how many of you will deal with a few days of drama and crazy girl antics for a great piece of ass?
This thread needs pics.
Us men being what we are, how can we possibly adbvise you on this without seeing the suspect in question.
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Fuck I think I use to bang the same girl...lol

Lets see some pics
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i dont understand is it just that you want to fuck her, or do you want more marketsmart?
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who is crazier than a ferris wheel operator at a carnival... i had to kick her to the curb two weeks ago because she started the whole "you only call me when you want to fuck" bullshit... (meaning, i want you to make me feel special and all that)...

so, she has been calling me every few days since. no message, just call...

anyway, tonight i get a few beers in me and decide to call her. of course she wants me to come over. i tell her i can't, i have shit to do tomorrow. but, i do tell her we can hook up tomorrow...

now, although i told her that she needs to calm down with the craziness and that if she ever says (first paragraph) again, thats it... i already know what i am getting myself into..

so, my question is... how many of you will deal with a few days of drama and crazy girl antics for a great piece of ass?
Bck in the day the same shit used to happen to me!
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As someone posted earlier

good sex = crazy

that's always been the case. Never seen a drama-free, or even drama-lite who had her shit together who was as good in bed as lil miss uncle-fucked-me my life sucks insecure drama queen girls.

No offense to you, but keep fuckin her, she'll take off with some other guy soon enough. Those kind always do. Then you're off the hook!
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