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HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
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OK.. So i am banging this girl....
who is crazier than a ferris wheel operator at a carnival... i had to kick her to the curb two weeks ago because she started the whole "you only call me when you want to fuck" bullshit... (meaning, i want you to make me feel special and all that)...
so, she has been calling me every few days since. no message, just call... anyway, tonight i get a few beers in me and decide to call her. of course she wants me to come over. i tell her i can't, i have shit to do tomorrow. but, i do tell her we can hook up tomorrow... now, although i told her that she needs to calm down with the craziness and that if she ever says (first paragraph) again, thats it... i already know what i am getting myself into.. so, my question is... how many of you will deal with a few days of drama and crazy girl antics for a great piece of ass? |
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Ask me about negative cash flow
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that's how it works. girls are crazy, and girls who are crazy good in bed are crazier. |
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Show Yer Tits!
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Fuck the shit out of her dude...
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We are not all nuts ... but sounds like you have crazy bitch on your ass . I hope she does not know where you live
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HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
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Ask me about negative cash flow
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i've always literally attracted them like a magnet. |
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All girls are some degree of crazy ,great piece of ass is rare keep her.
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2hp
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Make STACK$
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im stunned that u asked that question
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First of all you are full of shit. Boyalley just told me you are queer as a football bat.
LOL j/k Seriously, when I was younger I would put up with lots of drama for GOOD sex. These days, I just don't have it in me. Drama = You're outta here! |
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you could always just create more drama, sleep with her sister or best friend and make sure she finds out. When she confronts you deny and lie for even more drama.
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Now with more Jayne
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you will now be told you are playing with her in the good old fashioned yo-yo manner
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working on my tan
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I subscribe to the "camel/water theory" regarding pussy. Get as much as you can now in case you run into a dry spell. I hope this helps.
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your way or the highway
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If the pussy is good...deal with it while you can!
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You are really gay, aren't you?
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Fatal Attraction ...
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i deal with shit all the time....it sucks man. hahah gotta keep ur dick in ur pants
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get tons of crazy fucking out of her, then find a nice girl and settle down.
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Every man has to put up with some shit in order to get laid ... there are some easy ways sometimes but working on a girl is just normal... don't feel bad, just work on 5 at a time ;)
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your a gay ha?!!
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There is a three grade scale. How many inputs does she give up? If its only one out three, she isn't worth keeping. The value goes up from there.
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Is on the 1
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Just be 10 times crazier back .... w0rks everytime.
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sooner or later the day will come and you won't be able to to fuck anybody
so fuck every1 and everytime you can
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Watch Vanilla Sky. That should set you straight. |
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A freakin' legend!
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What he said.
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All chicks are crazy! If she's a good fuck, just deal with it. Be like, "oh yeah baby, you're special....now roll over so I can stick it in your ass". It's all good.
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Not all chicks are crazy. I've met a few that are very good in bed yet still have a head on their shoulders. If they are crazy, I just don't think its worth it. If you try and stick with a crazy one, then that good one you always wanted may come and go and you'll still be stuck with a crazy bitch.
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Us men being what we are, how can we possibly adbvise you on this without seeing the suspect in question.
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Fuck I think I use to bang the same girl...lol
Lets see some pics |
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girls are crazy dude....
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dude...just do till you get tired
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perhaps you should try a 3some with her mom?
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lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
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i dont understand is it just that you want to fuck her, or do you want more marketsmart?
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hmmmmmmmm depends on many things.
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Retired
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oh my god, you need to wake the fuck up
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As someone posted earlier
good sex = crazy that's always been the case. Never seen a drama-free, or even drama-lite who had her shit together who was as good in bed as lil miss uncle-fucked-me my life sucks insecure drama queen girls. No offense to you, but keep fuckin her, she'll take off with some other guy soon enough. Those kind always do. Then you're off the hook! |
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Tie that bitch's mouth and engage her into a sizzling hot bondage sex..
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just don't get her pregnant or you are fucked!
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