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JayJay · 07-16-2002, 08:25 AM

A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.

The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why I didn't get more meat, I'll just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I've hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?

If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.

I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then, all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man, those ducks really take off! Also, Baby Duck Hat is good for parties.

If you're a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you're out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, "Boy, these are good cigars!"

Pipecrew · 07-16-2002, 08:30 AM

Did you take the yellow pill this morning?

Cheshire · 07-16-2002, 08:31 AM

Who are you - Jack Handy?

Those were deep

funkmaster · 07-16-2002, 08:31 AM

... give me one good reason for not falling asleep now ... yahhhhnnnn .... zzzzzzzzz

Goonx · 07-16-2002, 08:45 AM

I'm not sure, but if its supposed to be funny please give me a signal or something so I will start laughing, otherwise I'll just think your retarted.

On seconed thought, I think your retarted either way, so:

FUCK OFF!

hartman · 07-16-2002, 09:12 AM

how about building a sand castle (or whatever you foreginers call em) in concrete and bricks. place the castle on the local beach and just wait for the first person that thinks he can kick it apart ..

or, fill a soccerball with concrete and place it on the local soccer field infront of the goal...

Evil Chris · 07-16-2002, 09:25 AM

Hey, I know you....
You're the guy who writes the text under the pics at
http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/

Miguel, right?

DarkJedi · 07-16-2002, 09:27 AM

you jokers need medical help

07-16-2002, 08:25 AM	#1
JayJay Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 3,739	Great Practical Jokes A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that you got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke. The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why I didn't get more meat, I'll just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I've hidden it. Good magic trick, huh? If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming. I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then, all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man, those ducks really take off! Also, Baby Duck Hat is good for parties. If you're a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you're out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, "Boy, these are good cigars!"

07-16-2002, 09:25 AM	#7
Evil Chris OG Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: 3rd from the Sun Posts: 13,247	Hey, I know you.... You're the guy who writes the text under the pics at http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/ Miguel, right? __________________ It PAYZE to post on GFY chris at payze.com \| Skype chriswrp

07-16-2002, 08:30 AM	#2
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	Did you take the yellow pill this morning?

07-16-2002, 08:31 AM	#3
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	Who are you - Jack Handy? Those were deep

07-16-2002, 08:31 AM	#4
funkmaster So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: shell beach Posts: 7,938	... give me one good reason for not falling asleep now ... yahhhhnnnn .... zzzzzzzzz

07-16-2002, 08:45 AM	#5
Goonx Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,048	I'm not sure, but if its supposed to be funny please give me a signal or something so I will start laughing, otherwise I'll just think your retarted. On seconed thought, I think your retarted either way, so: FUCK OFF!

07-16-2002, 09:12 AM	#6
hartman Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Engelholm,Skane,Sweden Posts: 82	how about building a sand castle (or whatever you foreginers call em) in concrete and bricks. place the castle on the local beach and just wait for the first person that thinks he can kick it apart .. or, fill a soccerball with concrete and place it on the local soccer field infront of the goal...

07-16-2002, 09:27 AM	#8
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,301	you jokers need medical help