A bird just flew into my house - GoFuckYourself.com

fuzebox · 11-23-2006, 01:03 PM

I just had a bird fly right through the window (the windows here are this weirdass design where they open like venetian blinds, the openings are only 4" apart, no idea how the fucker got in)...

Was flapping around going crazy, I had to basically chase it downstairs with a broom and out the front door, but it kept wanting to fly up instead of down...

I don't know why this keeps happening to me (if any of you remember my thread from last year about a bat in an airport terminal...

Sly · 11-23-2006, 01:04 PM

Catch it, put it on a spit and roast away. :-)

TG Rebecca · 11-23-2006, 01:08 PM

at our old house we use to have birds fly into our closed glass sliding door. use to scare the heck out of me all the time. i swear it was the same stupid bird each time.

luckily it never did it hard enough to hurt itself, just to scare me

he-fox · 11-23-2006, 01:10 PM

Remember the 60's flick "The Birds" by Hitchcock? ...maybe it's just the beginning...

fuzebox · 11-23-2006, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by he-fox

Remember the 60's flick "The Birds" by Hitchcock? ...maybe it's just the beginning...

Oh shit

I have a shitload of birds in this yard, I can see two right outside my office window now... starting to freak me out.

martinsc · 11-23-2006, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by he-fox

Remember the 60's flick "The Birds" by Hitchcock? ...maybe it's just the beginning...

Neutralizator · 11-23-2006, 01:56 PM

Well if birds attack you,you can always drink red bull and piss on them

Pipecrew · 11-23-2006, 02:27 PM

I hope your not superstitious! because a bird flying in your house means a death in the family coming.

11-23-2006, 02:28 PM

In my old house I had a squirrel fall down the chimney and get into the house. Fucker shit all over the place and it took me 3 hours to get it out of the house. I was building barricades out of empty beer cases and moving furniture around to try to corral it out the front door with a broom. Little bastard would run right through my legs instead of heading for the door.

Finally had the sense to buy a cap for the top of the chimney.

fuzebox · 11-23-2006, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evildick

I was building barricades out of empty beer cases and moving furniture around to try to corral it out the front door with a broom. Little bastard would run right through my legs instead of heading for the door.

Ok, that so beats my chasing it down the stairs story... Although I felt like Zorro waving that broom handle on the stairs

thebossxxx · 11-23-2006, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by he-fox

Remember the 60's flick "The Birds" by Hitchcock? ...maybe it's just the beginning...

Great flick, still freaks me out if I see it this day...

marketsmart · 11-23-2006, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by he-fox

Remember the 60's flick "The Birds" by Hitchcock? ...maybe it's just the beginning...

hahaa

Aan_Missy · 11-23-2006, 03:31 PM

That would scare the hell out of me. I hated that fucking movie, gave me chills.

Furious_Female · 11-23-2006, 03:32 PM

I'd love to see a video of that

We had that happen a few times when I was little. My mom would clean and leave the doors/windows open to get fresh air in and clean the screens, so they'd fly in. Scared me

viva celebs · 11-23-2006, 03:32 PM

thats dinner sorted then

free4porn · 11-23-2006, 03:38 PM

my cat brings in bird still alive :/

Matt 26z · 11-23-2006, 04:09 PM

Tourettes Guy shows how to take care of that...

http://www.tourettesguy.com/videos/birdinthehouse/

Scott McD · 11-23-2006, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew

I hope your not superstitious! because a bird flying in your house means a death in the family coming.

RSS · 11-23-2006, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by he-fox

Remember the 60's flick "The Birds" by Hitchcock? ...maybe it's just the beginning...

oh, no

Vitasoy · 11-23-2006, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew

I hope your not superstitious! because a bird flying in your house means a death in the family coming.

First time I heard of this

Hollywood376 · 11-23-2006, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox

Was flapping around going crazy, I had to basically chase it downstairs with a broom and out the front door, but it kept wanting to fly up instead of down...

"Bird Flew", I think it's caused by Asians.

Paparazzi · 11-23-2006, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt 26z

Tourettes Guy shows how to take care of that...

http://www.tourettesguy.com/videos/birdinthehouse/

shekinah · 11-23-2006, 06:17 PM

Happens to me most of the time .. my cat jumped over it and ate the poor birdie..

Yanto · 11-23-2006, 06:27 PM

You should be expecting a lot of people in your home soon. Do some charity in form of money or work, to avoid something bad.

mattz · 11-23-2006, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox

Ok, that so beats my chasing it down the stairs story... Although I felt like Zorro waving that broom handle on the stairs

haha now thats something funny to picture

11-23-2006, 01:03 PM	#1
fuzebox making it rain Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle Posts: 22,136	A bird just flew into my house I just had a bird fly right through the window (the windows here are this weirdass design where they open like venetian blinds, the openings are only 4" apart, no idea how the fucker got in)... Was flapping around going crazy, I had to basically chase it downstairs with a broom and out the front door, but it kept wanting to fly up instead of down... I don't know why this keeps happening to me (if any of you remember my thread from last year about a bat in an airport terminal...

11-23-2006, 01:04 PM	#2
Sly Let's do some business! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 31,339	Catch it, put it on a spit and roast away. :-) __________________ Vacares - Web Hosting, Domains, O365, Security & More - Paxum and BTC Accepted Windows VPS now available Great for TSS, Nifty Stats, remote work, virtual assistants, etc. Click here for more details.

11-23-2006, 01:08 PM	#3
TG Rebecca Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 2,450	at our old house we use to have birds fly into our closed glass sliding door. use to scare the heck out of me all the time. i swear it was the same stupid bird each time. luckily it never did it hard enough to hurt itself, just to scare me __________________ ICQ: 263-993 \| AIM: TG Rep Rebecca Email: [email protected]

11-23-2006, 03:31 PM	#13
Aan_Missy Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 161	That would scare the hell out of me. I hated that fucking movie, gave me chills. __________________ HENTAI / CARTOON program featuring upto 60% REVSHARE Adult Art Network Revenue Share Program Cascade Billing using Paycom, CCBill, WTS & 2000 Charge, weekly payouts via ePassporte & Wire FHG's with thumbs & descriptions, RSS 2.0 support and free cartoon content! ICQ:239-440-208

11-23-2006, 03:32 PM	#14
Furious_Female Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Upstate, New York Posts: 8,187	I'd love to see a video of that We had that happen a few times when I was little. My mom would clean and leave the doors/windows open to get fresh air in and clean the screens, so they'd fly in. Scared me __________________ Skype: j3nn.com ICQ 160370494 My current favorite high-converting sponsor: CrakRevenue

11-23-2006, 01:10 PM	#4
he-fox Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Playa del Carmen, Mexico Posts: 2,884	Remember the 60's flick "The Birds" by Hitchcock? ...maybe it's just the beginning...

11-23-2006, 01:56 PM	#7
Neutralizator Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 101	Well if birds attack you,you can always drink red bull and piss on them

11-23-2006, 02:27 PM	#8
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	I hope your not superstitious! because a bird flying in your house means a death in the family coming.

11-23-2006, 02:28 PM	#9
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	In my old house I had a squirrel fall down the chimney and get into the house. Fucker shit all over the place and it took me 3 hours to get it out of the house. I was building barricades out of empty beer cases and moving furniture around to try to corral it out the front door with a broom. Little bastard would run right through my legs instead of heading for the door. Finally had the sense to buy a cap for the top of the chimney.

11-23-2006, 03:32 PM	#15
viva celebs Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: United Kingdom of Great Britain, Northern Ireland and protectorates Posts: 681	thats dinner sorted then

11-23-2006, 03:38 PM	#16
free4porn Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 4,654	my cat brings in bird still alive :/ __________________ Switch To Fling Now! I'm on 1:201 paid signups sending little traffic! Make $$$ Free Porn

11-23-2006, 04:09 PM	#17
Matt 26z So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: ¤ª"˜¨๑۩۞۩๑¨˜"ª¤ Posts: 18,481	Tourettes Guy shows how to take care of that... http://www.tourettesguy.com/videos/birdinthehouse/

11-23-2006, 06:17 PM	#23
shekinah Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 8,452	Happens to me most of the time .. my cat jumped over it and ate the poor birdie.. __________________ [Web Design \| Development \| Programming \| Content Writing ] ICQ: 238-890-469

11-23-2006, 06:27 PM	#24
Yanto Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Asia Pacific Region Posts: 523	You should be expecting a lot of people in your home soon. Do some charity in form of money or work, to avoid something bad. __________________ [B][COLOR="Orange"]Contact me Yanto - Skype: yanto_webcashassoc