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  • fuzebox
    making it rain
    • Oct 2003
    • 22351

    #1

    A bird just flew into my house

    I just had a bird fly right through the window (the windows here are this weirdass design where they open like venetian blinds, the openings are only 4" apart, no idea how the fucker got in)...

    Was flapping around going crazy, I had to basically chase it downstairs with a broom and out the front door, but it kept wanting to fly up instead of down...

    I don't know why this keeps happening to me (if any of you remember my thread from last year about a bat in an airport terminal...
  • Sly
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    • Sep 2004
    • 31376

    #2
    Catch it, put it on a spit and roast away. :-)
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    • TG Rebecca
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      • Aug 2006
      • 2450

      #3
      at our old house we use to have birds fly into our closed glass sliding door. use to scare the heck out of me all the time. i swear it was the same stupid bird each time.

      luckily it never did it hard enough to hurt itself, just to scare me

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      • he-fox
        Confirmed User
        • Jun 2006
        • 2884

        #4
        Remember the 60's flick "The Birds" by Hitchcock? ...maybe it's just the beginning...

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        • fuzebox
          making it rain
          • Oct 2003
          • 22351

          #5
          Originally posted by he-fox
          Remember the 60's flick "The Birds" by Hitchcock? ...maybe it's just the beginning...
          Oh shit

          I have a shitload of birds in this yard, I can see two right outside my office window now... starting to freak me out.

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          • martinsc
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Jun 2005
            • 27047

            #6
            Originally posted by he-fox
            Remember the 60's flick "The Birds" by Hitchcock? ...maybe it's just the beginning...
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            • Neutralizator
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2006
              • 101

              #7
              Well if birds attack you,you can always drink red bull and piss on them

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              • Pipecrew
                Master of Gfy.com
                • Feb 2002
                • 14888

                #8
                I hope your not superstitious! because a bird flying in your house means a death in the family coming.

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                • evildick

                  #9
                  In my old house I had a squirrel fall down the chimney and get into the house. Fucker shit all over the place and it took me 3 hours to get it out of the house. I was building barricades out of empty beer cases and moving furniture around to try to corral it out the front door with a broom. Little bastard would run right through my legs instead of heading for the door.

                  Finally had the sense to buy a cap for the top of the chimney.

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                  • fuzebox
                    making it rain
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 22351

                    #10
                    Originally posted by evildick
                    I was building barricades out of empty beer cases and moving furniture around to try to corral it out the front door with a broom. Little bastard would run right through my legs instead of heading for the door.
                    Ok, that so beats my chasing it down the stairs story... Although I felt like Zorro waving that broom handle on the stairs

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                    • thebossxxx
                      Confirmed User
                      • Dec 2005
                      • 3209

                      #11
                      Originally posted by he-fox
                      Remember the 60's flick "The Birds" by Hitchcock? ...maybe it's just the beginning...
                      Great flick, still freaks me out if I see it this day...


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                      • marketsmart
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                        • Dec 2004
                        • 20419

                        #12
                        Originally posted by he-fox
                        Remember the 60's flick "The Birds" by Hitchcock? ...maybe it's just the beginning...
                        hahaa

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                        • Aan_Missy
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                          • Sep 2006
                          • 161

                          #13
                          That would scare the hell out of me. I hated that fucking movie, gave me chills.
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                          • Furious_Female
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                            • Oct 2002
                            • 8187

                            #14
                            I'd love to see a video of that

                            We had that happen a few times when I was little. My mom would clean and leave the doors/windows open to get fresh air in and clean the screens, so they'd fly in. Scared me
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                            • viva celebs
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                              • Jan 2006
                              • 681

                              #15
                              thats dinner sorted then

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                              • free4porn
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                                • Jun 2005
                                • 4654

                                #16
                                my cat brings in bird still alive :/
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                                • Matt 26z
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Apr 2002
                                  • 18481

                                  #17
                                  Tourettes Guy shows how to take care of that...

                                  http://www.tourettesguy.com/videos/birdinthehouse/

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                                  • Scott McD
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Nov 2002
                                    • 67798

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Pipecrew
                                    I hope your not superstitious! because a bird flying in your house means a death in the family coming.


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                                    • RSS
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                                      • May 2006
                                      • 533

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by he-fox
                                      Remember the 60's flick "The Birds" by Hitchcock? ...maybe it's just the beginning...
                                      oh, no


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                                        • Oct 2003
                                        • 58202

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Pipecrew
                                        I hope your not superstitious! because a bird flying in your house means a death in the family coming.
                                        First time I heard of this


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                                        • Hollywood376
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                                          • Jul 2005
                                          • 1154

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by fuzebox
                                          Was flapping around going crazy, I had to basically chase it downstairs with a broom and out the front door, but it kept wanting to fly up instead of down...
                                          "Bird Flew", I think it's caused by Asians.

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                                          • Paparazzi
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                                            • Mar 2002
                                            • 3488

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Matt 26z
                                            Tourettes Guy shows how to take care of that...

                                            http://www.tourettesguy.com/videos/birdinthehouse/

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                                            • shekinah
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                                              • May 2006
                                              • 8452

                                              #23
                                              Happens to me most of the time .. my cat jumped over it and ate the poor birdie..

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                                              • Yanto
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Aug 2006
                                                • 523

                                                #24
                                                You should be expecting a lot of people in your home soon. Do some charity in form of money or work, to avoid something bad.

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                                                • mattz
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                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                  • 7697

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by fuzebox
                                                  Ok, that so beats my chasing it down the stairs story... Although I felt like Zorro waving that broom handle on the stairs
                                                  haha now thats something funny to picture

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