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a1ka1ine · 07-15-2002, 12:32 PM

i put up a feedback form in my members area and got a message right away -

"she is the most beautiful thing i have ever seen, please do more of her, i dont care what"

:-/

i think he may turn out to be a stalker! =)

goddab mi · 07-15-2002, 03:11 PM

I am having to look up obsessive, and I am guessing that maybe I am obsessive with my member. I pet it every night, and naming it Vlad (well, my girlfriend was screaming Vlad one night when we were making sex, she said that was her name for my member, but her sister was telling me that she had old boyfriend name Vlad, so I am not sure if she is lying or not).

I am only 19 for 4 more days, so I am hearing that it is normal to pet my member every night. Am I obsessive, or no? Will it stop when I become a man on Friday?

eru · 07-15-2002, 03:18 PM

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Originally posted by goddab mi
I am having to look up obsessive, and I am guessing that maybe I am obsessive with my member. I pet it every night, and naming it Vlad (well, my girlfriend was screaming Vlad one night when we were making sex, she said that was her name for my member, but her sister was telling me that she had old boyfriend name Vlad, so I am not sure if she is lying or not).

I am only 19 for 4 more days, so I am hearing that it is normal to pet my member every night. Am I obsessive, or no? Will it stop when I become a man on Friday?

okay.............

Pete · 07-15-2002, 03:59 PM

hehehehehe

dirtyone · 07-15-2002, 04:03 PM

Beastiepoo · 07-15-2002, 04:04 PM

Some of the poor bastards we flog porn to can't help but obsess. That is what comes of spending too much time jerking off to the same sex site too often.

quiet · 07-15-2002, 04:37 PM

one of my all time favs:

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Dear xxxxxx.com....

I have been a member of your service for a little over a year now, and have downloaded over 20 CD ROMs of material. Your videos are of high quality...blah, blah, blah

now things start to get interesting:

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There is one thing I do not appreciate however, and I feel you should know about it since it seriously detracts from the quality of
your otherwise top-notch adult video service. I find it to be a serious turn-off when I go to download a series of clips and see the webmaster refer to the girl in the film as a "horny slut," or "trailer trash," or blah, blah... I love and appreciate women, and these people are going to be scared out of their wits when they see what our trouble with Osama bin Laden and the conflict in the Middle East is leading up to. Everybody who has ever been in porn will be terrified because of the persecution they have always received from the Church. The guys who have filmed them and exploited them for money, will not help them at all in the times to come.

Call them "angels," or "babes," or "goddesses," and make positive remarks about their personalities as much as about their bodies. If you ever believed in what you're doing, then don't betray those who believed in it with you. People are beautiful, especially when physically appreciating each other, and these names you call them will make them more scared and confused than they're already going to be.

Sincerely,

Charlie xxxxx

PS-- If you have xxxxx's email address, please forward this message to her for me. The whole world will know my name soon, and I
would appreciate it if she could be made aware of me ahead of time. She is one beauty who has captured my heart, not by what she
looks like, but by her obviously honest belief in what she has done. It would sadden me for her to become scared when the hypocrites
come out in force soon.

been a member for 18 months now :)

Ted · 07-15-2002, 04:43 PM

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The whole world will know my name soon, and I would appreciate it if she could be made aware of me ahead of time.

didnt you get the urge to call the FBI ?

Gutterboy · 07-15-2002, 05:10 PM

My all time favorite...

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hey you sick fuck cancel my scubscription! goddammit I am tired of your porno pushers destroying families and children. i am free of porn thanks to the grace and peace of omy savior, the LORD JESUS CHRIST get me the hell off of your digusting sites membership list or I shall have to refer this matter to police

there will be HELL to payin eternity for you fucking perverts!

This guy had rebilled for 8 months before writing this little gem. I didn't save my reply, but it began "Praise the fucking Lord, Goddammit!"

drops · 07-15-2002, 05:15 PM

LOL... Fucking Classic...

foe · 07-15-2002, 05:17 PM

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Originally posted by goddab mi
I am having to look up obsessive, and I am guessing that maybe I am obsessive with my member. I pet it every night, and naming it Vlad (well, my girlfriend was screaming Vlad one night when we were making sex, she said that was her name for my member, but her sister was telling me that she had old boyfriend name Vlad, so I am not sure if she is lying or not).

I am only 19 for 4 more days, so I am hearing that it is normal to pet my member every night. Am I obsessive, or no? Will it stop when I become a man on Friday?

this is most funiest thing I have ever red

XXXPaysiteDesign · 07-15-2002, 06:21 PM

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Originally posted by Ted

didnt you get the urge to call the FBI ?

I was just thinking the same thing..

Jon · 07-15-2002, 06:27 PM

I didnt save the convo, but here's how it pretty much went.

Me: Yes how can i help you sir?
Him: I joined your site and all i see are fucking blue links!
Me: the links lead to sections on the site
Him: Yes i know but wheres the porn?!
Me: Well you need to click the blue links in order to get to the porn.
Him: well i want to cancel now cause you didnt write that. you should have an instruction manual before you enter for the people who use this site.
Me: uhh yeah, "the idiot's guy on how to be a pervert online"

30 minutes later...

Him: hey i joined again
Me: joy.
Him: i didnt know the links led to porn hehe
Me: joy

he pretty much joined, bitched that there wasnt porn, but there was because he was too fucking stupid to click the links in the member's area or the pics to lead into the desired section, so then complains that its "too hard to navigate".
funniest thing, i love the stupid aol members.

quiet · 07-15-2002, 06:32 PM

here's another one - funny for totally different reasons:

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Dear xxxx

We are students at xxxxxx university in england, in the same league as
Oxford and Cambridge and we all love your site. We have a rugby team that is
in need of a ponsor and we would love for you to be that sponsor. You have a
huge following here, everybody loves your site.
We have a kit but would love to put your web site address on the front of
our tops, do you mind, and if not do you have a template or mind us making
one.
If we cant do this we would love it if we could get some t-shirts with the
address on. we get big exposure nationally and internationally on the
university rugby circuit so it would be very good for business.
Any merchandise would be much apprieciated( mags, vids) as our girlfriends
love your sites too, and we re inact your vids with them
Looking forward to hearing from you

Yours sincerley

The Rugby Team

07-15-2002, 12:32 PM	#1
a1ka1ine Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 3,387	post your obsessive members stories here! i put up a feedback form in my members area and got a message right away - "she is the most beautiful thing i have ever seen, please do more of her, i dont care what" :-/ i think he may turn out to be a stalker! =)

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07-15-2002, 06:27 PM	#13
Jon Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: New York City Posts: 2,578	I didnt save the convo, but here's how it pretty much went. Me: Yes how can i help you sir? Him: I joined your site and all i see are fucking blue links! Me: the links lead to sections on the site Him: Yes i know but wheres the porn?! Me: Well you need to click the blue links in order to get to the porn. Him: well i want to cancel now cause you didnt write that. you should have an instruction manual before you enter for the people who use this site. Me: uhh yeah, "the idiot's guy on how to be a pervert online" 30 minutes later... Him: hey i joined again Me: joy. Him: i didnt know the links led to porn hehe Me: joy he pretty much joined, bitched that there wasnt porn, but there was because he was too fucking stupid to click the links in the member's area or the pics to lead into the desired section, so then complains that its "too hard to navigate". funniest thing, i love the stupid aol members. __________________ WickedFire.com - Stay here. We don't need more of you. Not unless you have money, then, fine...

07-15-2002, 03:11 PM	#2
goddab mi Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Riga, Latvia Posts: 172	I am having to look up obsessive, and I am guessing that maybe I am obsessive with my member. I pet it every night, and naming it Vlad (well, my girlfriend was screaming Vlad one night when we were making sex, she said that was her name for my member, but her sister was telling me that she had old boyfriend name Vlad, so I am not sure if she is lying or not). I am only 19 for 4 more days, so I am hearing that it is normal to pet my member every night. Am I obsessive, or no? Will it stop when I become a man on Friday?

07-15-2002, 04:03 PM	#5
dirtyone Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: God's Country (Georgia) Posts: 3,706