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ronburgandy · 11-22-2006, 07:55 PM

who do you think is the funniest comedian around now?..

spacedog · 11-22-2006, 08:00 PM

I wanna say Kramer (Michael Richards) before anyone else does

j/k

no, but real answer is Adam Sandler.

F U S I O N · 11-22-2006, 08:02 PM

Robin Williams is my fav. I used to love Steven Wright too

heywood · 11-22-2006, 08:05 PM

Man thats a toughie. Old or new? How about I throw out some faves for ideas..

Old: Richard Pryor, Redd Fox (80s) Eddie Murphy, Bill Hicks

Now: Carlos Mencia Larry The Cable Guy, Rodney Carrington

All time? Probably George Carlin. Fuckin Genius.

spacedog · 11-22-2006, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by F U S I O N

Robin Williams is my fav. I used to love Steven Wright too

Yeah.. Robin is awesome.. I met Steven Wright,, he seems like a vegatable, or a burned out stoner, lol..

When I was a student @ Umass, my screenwriting professor was comedian Steve Sweeney, & he invited Steven Wright for a lecture.. it was pretty funny.

jpwhits · 11-22-2006, 08:09 PM

English: Ricky Gervais/Stephen Merchant American: Larry David/Steve Carrell

AaronM · 11-22-2006, 08:10 PM

George Carlin...hands down.

Deputy Chief Command · 11-22-2006, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by heywood

Now: Carlos Mencia

you do know Carlos Mencia is a 100% proven fraud ?

fallenmuffin · 11-22-2006, 08:27 PM

Mitch Hedberg

Sample of Jokes

I like an escalator, man, 'cause an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. There would never be a "Escalator temporarily out of order" sign, only "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the inconvenience."
I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that day...
This product that was on TV was available for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like a product that was available for three easy payments and one complicated payment. We can't tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments is going to hard.
I like cinnimon rolls, but I don't always have time to make a pan. That's why I wish they would sell cinnimon roll incense. After all I'd rather light a stick and have my roommate wake up with false hopes.
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said "No, but I want a regular banana later, so, Yeah."
I rent a lot of cars, but I don't always know everything about them. So a lot of times, I drive for like ten miles with the emergency brake on. That doesn't say a lot for me, but it really doesn't say a lot for the emergency brake. It's really not an emergency brake, it's an emergency "make the car smell funny" lever.
My fake plants died, because I did not pretend to water them
I like the FedEx driver, because he's drug dealer and he don't even know it. And he's always on time!
When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-size bed, wondering where my brother was.
They said you can swear on XM radio. No shit, 'cause nobody can hear it. You can swear in the woods, too.
I bought myself a parrot; the parrot talked, but it did not say "I'm hungry", so it died.

Mitch Hedberg's Official Website: www.mitchhedberg.net

R.I.P Mitch

2HousePlague · 11-22-2006, 08:29 PM

2hp

J. Falcon · 11-22-2006, 08:37 PM

Either Rodney Dangerfield or Richard Pryor. Both Great.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-22-2006, 08:44 PM

George Carlin all time, and now? Dane Cook makes me laugh histerically

heywood · 11-22-2006, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deputy Chief Command

you do know Carlos Mencia is a 100% proven fraud ?

If by "proven" you mean Joe Rogan says so, then yeah. Joe can't even give examples, just talks shit.

And I'll never get the Mitch Hedburg thing.

Spunky · 11-22-2006, 08:46 PM

Chris Rock is pretty good

PerrieBelle · 11-22-2006, 08:50 PM

LEE EVANS!!!! And Ricky Gervais!!!!!

(uk)

phasic · 11-22-2006, 08:51 PM

Carlos Mencia

DaddyHalbucks · 11-22-2006, 09:10 PM

Post the funniest comedy clip you've seen.

Here are mine:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=T89y01dZc1c

http://zappinternet.com/index.php?video=qujCzaYluQ

Spunky · 11-22-2006, 09:12 PM

Richard Pryor was pretty good back in the day also

rounders · 11-22-2006, 09:13 PM

i like richard pryor and robin williams

marketsmart · 11-22-2006, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Chris Rock is pretty good

yeah hes a funny guy

lucky1 · 11-22-2006, 09:36 PM

Favorite of all time - Carlin. I'll pretend I didn't see his last HBO special, that’s how good he is.

Second place beating out Richard Pryor is Mitch Hedberg.

Mitch was funny even when he bombed, but he isn't for everyone.
I think I have heard everything Mitch Hedberg has ever done that has been recorded. I have listened to both of his albums countless times, and I would pay a ridiculous amount of money for some new stuff. RIP Mitch

GigoloMason · 11-22-2006, 09:37 PM

Nick Swardson.

tehHinjew · 11-22-2006, 09:50 PM

russell peters and george carlin!!!

DjSap · 11-22-2006, 09:58 PM

pablo francisco

robfantasy · 11-22-2006, 10:02 PM

Michael Richards

sniperwolf · 11-22-2006, 10:20 PM

i dunno alot.. I still love jackie chan's comedic stunts , chris rock and yeah rob Schneider...

Ace_luffy · 11-22-2006, 11:24 PM

borat and jim carry!

F U S I O N · 11-23-2006, 04:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fallenmuffin

Mitch Hedberg

Sample of Jokes

I like an escalator, man, 'cause an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. There would never be a "Escalator temporarily out of order" sign, only "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the inconvenience."
I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that day...
This product that was on TV was available for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like a product that was available for three easy payments and one complicated payment. We can't tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments is going to hard.
I like cinnimon rolls, but I don't always have time to make a pan. That's why I wish they would sell cinnimon roll incense. After all I'd rather light a stick and have my roommate wake up with false hopes.
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said "No, but I want a regular banana later, so, Yeah."
I rent a lot of cars, but I don't always know everything about them. So a lot of times, I drive for like ten miles with the emergency brake on. That doesn't say a lot for me, but it really doesn't say a lot for the emergency brake. It's really not an emergency brake, it's an emergency "make the car smell funny" lever.
My fake plants died, because I did not pretend to water them
I like the FedEx driver, because he's drug dealer and he don't even know it. And he's always on time!
When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-size bed, wondering where my brother was.
They said you can swear on XM radio. No shit, 'cause nobody can hear it. You can swear in the woods, too.
I bought myself a parrot; the parrot talked, but it did not say "I'm hungry", so it died.

Mitch Hedberg's Official Website: www.mitchhedberg.net

R.I.P Mitch

Heh heh, those are pretty good!

Zuzana Designs · 11-23-2006, 04:20 AM

dane cook

The Ghost · 11-23-2006, 04:28 AM

Dave Attell
Dave Chappelle

pollacks · 11-23-2006, 04:32 AM

Adam Sandler for me.

georgeyw · 11-23-2006, 04:34 AM

George Carlin and Steve Wright - absolutely brilliant comedians!

dennisthemenace · 11-23-2006, 05:10 AM

Aside from those already listed...
Patton Oswalt
Louis CK

fibble · 11-23-2006, 06:31 AM

Jim Carey for me

andreea · 11-23-2006, 06:38 AM

Jim Carey , Chris Rock , Adam Sandler , Pablo Francisco and so on

tornell · 11-23-2006, 06:41 AM

yeah

Jim Carey

Klen · 11-23-2006, 06:44 AM

Dreletronic is number one _=)

reynold · 11-23-2006, 06:52 AM

This guy rocks.

E$_manager · 11-23-2006, 08:36 AM

I like Martin Loyrence in "Diamond policeman" and This "Facker" guy - forgot his name.

marko13 · 11-23-2006, 08:39 AM

i think it is Charlie Sheen....

Corona · 11-23-2006, 10:08 AM

I still think Bill Hicks was the best ever but his style was not for everybody.

SomeCreep · 11-23-2006, 10:28 AM

fallenmuffin · 11-23-2006, 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dennisthemenace

Aside from those already listed...
Patton Oswalt
Louis CK

Good taste. Louis CK is my second favorite as well.

crockett · 11-23-2006, 11:00 AM

George Carlin..

rodney25 · 11-23-2006, 12:49 PM

Vince Vaugh is the best we have right now

Don RELISH · 11-23-2006, 12:51 PM

George W. Bush

Every time he opens his mouth I crack up laughing.

.

Irvin · 11-23-2006, 01:01 PM

Jim Carey the best i think...

fris · 11-23-2006, 01:05 PM

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FoH5RuaOMwQ

Scott McD · 11-23-2006, 05:23 PM

Lee Evans !!!!!

fumanchu · 11-23-2006, 05:42 PM

dave chappelle, dane cook, pablo franisco, brian regan, borat da ali g, and the hot pocket guy-jim gaffigan

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fallenmuffin Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 8,170	Mitch Hedberg Sample of Jokes I like an escalator, man, 'cause an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. There would never be a "Escalator temporarily out of order" sign, only "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the inconvenience." I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that day... This product that was on TV was available for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like a product that was available for three easy payments and one complicated payment. We can't tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments is going to hard. I like cinnimon rolls, but I don't always have time to make a pan. That's why I wish they would sell cinnimon roll incense. After all I'd rather light a stick and have my roommate wake up with false hopes. My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said "No, but I want a regular banana later, so, Yeah." I rent a lot of cars, but I don't always know everything about them. So a lot of times, I drive for like ten miles with the emergency brake on. That doesn't say a lot for me, but it really doesn't say a lot for the emergency brake. It's really not an emergency brake, it's an emergency "make the car smell funny" lever. My fake plants died, because I did not pretend to water them I like the FedEx driver, because he's drug dealer and he don't even know it. And he's always on time! When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-size bed, wondering where my brother was. They said you can swear on XM radio. No shit, 'cause nobody can hear it. You can swear in the woods, too. I bought myself a parrot; the parrot talked, but it did not say "I'm hungry", so it died. Mitch Hedberg's Official Website: www.mitchhedberg.net R.I.P Mitch Last edited by fallenmuffin; 11-22-2006 at 08:29 PM..

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