ED's UFO Storys

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Part 3 Bitch





So I?m still in the back of the car when I had the urge to shit so I shit my sack and this was a big one so it took a while

We were driving for about an hour and not much happened until I hear Mrs. Tribble yelling

She was yelling ?You fuckin MIB?s can?t tell me what to do, and I fucking saw it and you know it?

I started hearing a banging sound and the car was swerving while I heard other cars honking

I then heard a big thud and everything was normal so I assume she was knocked out again

We drove for about another 4 hours then the car came to a stop

The trunk opened and the MIB 1 said ?what the hell happened in here??

I replied "I shit my sack and I got it all over the trunk and it was the big one"

MIB 2 dragged my sack out and put me on the ground

Then they drag Mrs. Tribble out and she starts kicking and fighting back

MIB 2 knocked her out with the black object once again

They took me out of my sack and I realize we were in the middle of the dessert

The MIB?s then get in there car

I asked if they were leaving us here and they just drove off without saying a word.

Several hours later Mrs. Tribble woke up and started getting violent

I said "calm down women"

We were just sitting there and we were getting hungry and Mrs. Tribble was pissed

Then when nightfall began we realized there was nothing left to do but fuck

We were right in the middle and I was tearing in

Then all of a sudden she was like "ahhh ahhh I see it"

I wasn?t sure what she was doing so I kept tearing in

Then a beam shot down and before I knew it we were on top of a table

I rolled off and hit the ground and that?s when 3 aliens walk in

All of a sudden Mrs. Tribble gets violent and charges at the middle one

One of them looked at her and she fell and passed out

Then I realized I didn?t get to finish so I got all pissed off

So I start screaming "I didn?t get to cum I didn?t get to cum"

So I pissed on the 1st one and he looked offended

Then I became paralyzed and couldn?t move and I was back on the table

Then one looked down at me and pulled out a giant rod

He stuck it up my ass

The alien looked like he was enjoying it and to tell the truth so was I

It got deeper and deeper unlit he pulled it out

Once it came out I took a shit on the table

The one I pissed on looked offended again

Then I heard Mrs. Tribble getting up again

She ran at the 1st one and kicked it the nuts causing it to squirt and she yelled ?take that you creepy little fuck

She then fell and passed out

The alien then crawled off into a door

Then one came up and started staring at me

I said "you don?t stare at me" and I spit on it

The two aliens looked at each other like they were confused

The second one started poking me with a metal stick

I start yelling "you fucker you fucker no one pokes me"

While it was poking me Mrs. Tribble?s body floated into another room

The one that was interested in me took my glasses off and started putting them on but his head was too big but it didn?t seem he realized that and the glasses broke

I got all pissed off and told him he?s paying for them while calling him a green piece of shit

Then I heard Mrs. Tribble yelling obscenities in the other room and then a bang occurred and everything stopped

The alien that broke my glasses started pulling on my hair

I yell "what?s wrong with you?" and he pulled some out and started eating it

The alien then walked off into another room

I here more screaming and then it died down

All 3 aliens return with Mrs. Tribble and the leader one spoke

It says ?were done with you?

I then reawake on the ground in the dessert

I realize the aliens took are clothes and Mrs. Tribble?s ass is gapped and gooey

When morning came around the MIB?s came back

As soon as they came out of the car Mrs. Tribble charged at them

MIB 1 pulled the door and she ran into it knocking herself out

Then MIB 2 came up and hit her unconscious body with the black object

MIB 1 said "you may have thought some crazy things happened but they didn?t really happen and you were never here."

I then say "I saw it I was abducted, I had my clothes stolen, my glasses broken and my hair eaten"

MIB 1 said "that may have happened but it didn?t happened and you don?t believe it happened"

They then opened the trunk and pulled the sack out

I said "that with the all hours you were away you don?t think it could have been washed??

MIB 1 said "this sack I'm holding doesn?t exist so it couldn't be washed and I'm not holding it"

Then He put me in my sack with no clothes on and dragged Mrs. Tribble into the backseat

Then we drove for about 5 hours till we got back home

When we arrived home they took me out of my sack and dragged out Mrs. Tribble

When they were dragging her she awoke and bit one of them in the leg

MIB 2 pulled out the object and hit her again knocking her out

They then dragged Mrs. Tribble into the yard and the neighbor yells "what are you doing with no clothes on?"

The neighbor runs up and yells at the MIB?s about her being naked

The 2nd one then hits him with the object and throws him in the car

I ask the first MIB where they were taking him and he replied "this man no longer exists"

Then right before they left MIB 2 ran up and kicked Mrs. Tribble

The MIB?s then left and I went inside to make me some eatins