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11-21-2006, 10:22 AM
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Daily joke
A list of redneck computer terms
Backup - What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods. Bar code - Them's the fight'n rules down da local tavern. Bug - The reason you is a giv'n for calling in sick. Byte - What yer pit bull dun to cusin Jethro. Cache - Needed when you go to da store. Chip - Yer cusin's uncle's mother's boyfriend's name. Terminal - Time to call da undertaker. Crash - When you go to Junior's party uninvited. Digital - The art of counting on your fingers. Diskette - A female Disco dancer. Hacker - Uncle Leroy after thirty years of smoking. Hardcopy - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos. Internet - Where cafeteria workers put their hair. Keyboard - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere. Mac - Big Bob's favorite fast food. Megahertz - How your head feels after seventeen beers. Modem - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall. Mouse pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live. Network - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line. Online - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test. Rom - Where the pope lives. Screen - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch. Serial port - A red wine you drink with breakfast. Superconductor - Amtrak's Employee of the year. Scsi - What you call your week-old underwear. |
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11-21-2006, 10:39 AM
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there's no $$$ in porn
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hehe
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11-21-2006, 10:52 AM
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www.creationcrew.com
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hahahahhah
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11-21-2006, 11:06 AM
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nice...
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11-21-2006, 11:10 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Nice Red Neck list.
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11-21-2006, 11:31 AM
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Those are damn good!
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11-21-2006, 11:39 AM
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Hahaha funny stuff
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11-21-2006, 12:34 PM
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lol!!! Nice list!
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11-21-2006, 01:28 PM
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Funny list, man.
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11-21-2006, 01:30 PM
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buaaahhhaaa, thanks
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11-21-2006, 01:36 PM
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Nice LoL Thanks
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11-21-2006, 01:44 PM
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some good ones there
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11-21-2006, 01:55 PM
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hahahhahahahahha these get better and better
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11-21-2006, 02:31 PM
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Nice, hahaha |
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11-21-2006, 02:39 PM
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nice explenations....
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