I went on a date with this smoking hot girl, we ended up fooling around. When I brought her home I recognized the car in her driveway.

Thats when I realized the girl I had just fooled around with was the sister of a girl I had dumped just a few weeks ago.


I found it to be a funny coincidence. They found me to be an asshole.

stuck my finger in her ass!

Ok! You win

I gave her gonorrhea.

Havent dated in a while....:)

Is it who I'm thinking about ?

One of my friends walks into a club last week... a girl walks up to him and start rubbing on him with a miniskirt... She tells him she heard she was down and dirty. He asks her where she got it from... her sister.

He ended up getting a BJ in the car and never seen her again.

donkey punched her till she barfed.

seriously thats not too bad man, i think when i was dating the stupidest thing looking back now is making them go to the bathroom and washing the muff before i would touch them, first date mind you, should have kept it dirty.

That wins, hands down, daylight second.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Classy.

On both counts.

:Oh crap

damn this thread is pretty funny :1orglaugh

I can't even talk about it, it's too traumatic. I will say it involved a lot of beer and me crying.