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No, you don't drive better when you're stoned/drunk

11-20-2006, 10:47 AM

No really idiots, you really don't.

Why does every single person think HE/SHE from all people drives perfectly fine when under influence....or wait...even better "because they can concentrate better".

The next person that will tell me that i will punch in the face.
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11-20-2006, 10:48 AM

Also ask the first 10 people who you will talk to if they think they drive better than the average person. 9 out of 10 will say yes.

So who exactly is the average person then?
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11-20-2006, 10:48 AM

I do better at Need for Speed Underground after a few drinks

Other then that I won't drive after drinking, safer to take a cab

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11-20-2006, 10:56 AM

ahhahaha headlines like this thread really get my attention.

how can anybody concentrate under alchol or weed?

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11-20-2006, 11:10 AM

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11-20-2006, 11:20 AM

Originally posted by Ice

I do better at Need for Speed Underground after a few drinks

Other then that I won't drive after drinking, safer to take a cab

You can barely handle a camera after a few drinks, I shudder at the idea of you behind the wheel of a car.
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11-20-2006, 11:21 AM

I think its close to impossible to focus and drive better after drinking, but there are shit load of people who think they can. Makes me sick really when think of how many innocent people these drunk drivers kill.

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11-20-2006, 11:21 AM

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11-20-2006, 11:22 AM

Originally posted by WarChild

Can't wait to see you, I'd love for you to take a swing at me.

So you are one of those idiots i was talking about? What a surprise, who would have thought that about you.
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11-20-2006, 11:23 AM

I drive better when I am drunk and stone

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11-20-2006, 11:24 AM

Some people Can drive better after 1-2 beers, but after that your pretty much endangering everyone on the road
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11-20-2006, 11:24 AM

The only things I can do under the influence of alcohol or mary jane is rocket science or brain surger, however, I refuse to drive under the influence.

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11-20-2006, 11:26 AM

I know damn well I don't drive better when high/drunk. It's only common sense that your reaction times are slowed.
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11-20-2006, 11:27 AM

i never drive when i drink...
not even a beer!!!
but youth nowadays think they are better and smarter

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11-20-2006, 11:35 AM

Originally posted by jacklaidlaw

Some people Can drive better after 1-2 beers,

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11-20-2006, 11:37 AM

Of course I do!

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11-20-2006, 11:39 AM

I never drive. even sober.

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11-20-2006, 11:42 AM

im a hell of a driver when im drunk!

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11-20-2006, 11:44 AM

Originally posted by Franck

No really idiots, you really don't.

Why does every single person think HE/SHE from all people drives perfectly fine when under influence....or wait...even better "because they can concentrate better".

The next person that will tell me that i will punch in the face.

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11-20-2006, 11:45 AM

I drive better.
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11-20-2006, 11:48 AM

Originally posted by Franck

Why does every single person think HE/SHE from all people drives perfectly fine when under influence

Why is every Dutchie as dumb as you?

See how stupid that sounds? Not every single person feels that way, idiot.
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11-20-2006, 11:52 AM

Originally posted by baddog

Why is every Dutchie as dumb as you?

See how stupid that sounds? Not every single person feels that way, idiot.

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11-20-2006, 11:52 AM

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11-20-2006, 11:52 AM

Drunk driver=car killer

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11-20-2006, 11:55 AM

I tend to drive better on NFS or other driving games while lightly stoned or drunk. But that's a video game.

A real vehicle, no fuckin way. I wont even risk it because I know I don't drive as well. Nobody does. It's simple self assurance by idiots who choose to do it.
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11-20-2006, 11:58 AM

The driving was getting in the way of my drinking, so I sold my car.
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11-20-2006, 12:00 PM

If people are over-worried (meaning they would drive worse) then calming their nerves a bit would essentially make them better drivers THAN THEY WERE WITHOUT IT.. Doesn't make them good drivers overall though..

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11-20-2006, 12:05 PM

Originally posted by baddog

Why is every Dutchie as dumb as you?

See how stupid that sounds? Not every single person feels that way, idiot.

Good point. I was thinking the exact same thing.

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11-20-2006, 12:06 PM

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11-20-2006, 12:12 PM

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11-20-2006, 12:32 PM

not everyone thinks they can drive better, and nobody thinks they are a greater driver, but alot of people actually are not affected driving drunk or stoned...
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11-20-2006, 01:29 PM

Originally posted by Franck

So you are one of those idiots i was talking about? What a surprise, who would have thought that about you.

Of course I don't think I can drive better stoned or drunk. I just want to see if you'd actually punch me in the face is all.

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11-20-2006, 01:32 PM

I don't drink and drive, but I'm well better driver than the average driver.
..even if I've totaled cars in my late teens.

..and I'm off.
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11-21-2006, 06:28 AM

No driving when drunk here.
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11-21-2006, 06:29 AM

if you are really drunk and you need to drive home, do some coke and youll be fine...doesnt mean your going to drive perfectly...

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11-21-2006, 06:33 AM

only fools like you would believe that

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11-21-2006, 06:42 AM

Originally posted by Franck

Also ask the first 10 people who you will talk to if they think they drive better than the average person. 9 out of 10 will say yes.

So who exactly is the average person then?

lol, younger being I thought I could, and I ended with my car suspended on a city railway road, with firemen trying to unblock the city transportation .
Ppl gathered laughing how moron one could be to try to drive on the railroad 200 meters. Lucky me, I left before the police came.

so I can say, no, you don´t drive better drunk.
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11-21-2006, 06:46 AM

There are 3 kinda people who shouldnt be allowed to drive! EVER!
Drunks, idiots and drunk idiots

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11-21-2006, 06:53 AM

Of course I drive better stoned.. I go 4MPH
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11-21-2006, 07:06 AM

What a load of shit...

Drunks get into cars and drive, run into shit, kill people, think they can drive, all that bullshit.

Stoners, don't drive. 95% of the people that smoke would never ever ever ever attempt to drive "stoned". Even seasoned stoners don't normally drive at the peak of being stoned.

You can't compare the two drugs. However, it's not argument, alcohol is far worse for your body, and stoners don't go beat up wifes, kids, and friends in bars. They chill, and think deep thoughts about the world and spend the hell out of money by eating all the food in the house and running up a ppv cable bill.

And yes, people do drive better "hi" than they do with a buz. I don't drive drunk, ever. I have had a few drinks and drove, and really probably shouldn't have. That feeling, when you are hi is very different, your control is very different. Being hi - and being stoned is different, people don't drive stoned, they do drive hi.

If you have rode in a cab, a limo, with your dad probably and friends, you have ridden with someone that is hi, and you would have never been able to tell. Cops can pull them over and can't tell.

And yeah, the world is filled with real idiots that will get into a cars, blasted drunk, stoned, on something, pain meds from the doctor and even true fucking nut cases.. Just the world we live in, and nobody in that condition can safely drive, but to compare the two is stupid, even stoned, the person is a 100% safer of a driver than a fully drunk wasted person.

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11-21-2006, 07:19 AM

Well, I guess it's "high" and not hi.. so my term makes a friendly high

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11-21-2006, 09:38 AM

Originally posted by TheDoc

Stoners, don't drive. 95% of the people that smoke would never ever ever ever attempt to drive "stoned".

I stopped taking you seriously there

Stoners always think they are the superior drug users or something haha.

I have nothing against smoking weed but come one...
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11-21-2006, 09:39 AM

Originally posted by TheDoc

but to compare the two is stupid, even stoned, the person is a 100% safer of a driver than a fully drunk wasted person.

You are insane. Really...what a fucking load of crap. Unbelievable.
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11-21-2006, 11:08 AM

Franck, we are talking about Stoners, not druggies and drunks. Stoners think they can smoke a lot of pot, that's it. Drinkers are the ones that think they can out drink others and have to prove it. When a Stoner proves it, everyone watches TV for 3 hours, get un-stoned and can drive home fully sober..

Around the world millions and millions of people smoke every day. Show me the millions of news articles of pot smokers killing people in cars, causing car wrecks, and beating the hell out family members. I’m sure more people die in car wrecks from being tired, putting makeup on, or reading the damn paper than die from being stoned and driving.

I once was a heavy smoker and at one point a heavy drinker. It’s rather simple, pot is way safer, way cleaner, it doesn’t kill people, and it provides serious help with aids, cancer, epileptics and many other illnesses.

Don’t assume it’s bad because your parents, schoolteachers, and press tell you it’s bad. Try it first, educate yourself, and expand your mind before you make blind judgments.

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11-21-2006, 11:22 AM

Originally posted by TheDoc

Don?t assume it?s bad because your parents, schoolteachers, and press tell you it?s bad. Try it first, educate yourself, and expand your mind before you make blind judgments.

You're an idiot here. Seriously now, he's not saying weed is bad. So lay off the omg I have to defend weed. He's saying driving under the influence of any mind altering drug is stupid.

What you're doing (which makes you look stupid) is trying to compare drunk drivers to stoned drivers. When there is nothing to compare, both are stupid and dangerous - period.

Why is it stoners always try to pull the "well it's not as bad as -----" card? Compraing it = nothing.
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11-21-2006, 11:52 AM

Originally posted by TheDoc

Franck, we are talking about Stoners, not druggies

Sorry, i stopped taking you seriously again

Dude, you smoke too much and live in a fantasy world.
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11-21-2006, 12:01 PM

i do everthing stoned... including drive. i don't really dig alcohol.

but no, smoking marijuana doesn't have an effect on everyones driving.... unless youre not talking about marijuana- cause i drive like shit when im coked out.

back when I was working for Adelphia, me and my boss used to smoke pot every morning behind some office building... and aside from our days seeming to go really slow, nothing bad ever happened, not once in 3+ years (i fell off a telephone pole, but that was because a peg was loose)...

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11-21-2006, 12:02 PM

drinking and driving dont mix.

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11-21-2006, 12:11 PM

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I don't drink and drive, but I'm well better driver than the average driver.
..even if I've totaled cars in my late teens.

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11-21-2006, 12:15 PM

[QUOTE=porn blogger;11363806]
but no, smoking marijuana doesn't have an effect on everyones driving/QUOTE]

Funny how all tests say something else.

Must be nice living in a fantasy world. Unbelievable.
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