Why Won't God Heal Amputees? - GoFuckYourself.com

montel · 11-18-2006, 03:44 AM

Is God real, or is he imaginary?

Is God real, or is he imaginary? It is one of the most important questions in America today, because this question lies at the heart of the American culture wars.

If God is real and if God inspired the Bible, then we should worship God as the Bible demands. We should certainly post the Ten Commandments in our courthouses and shopping centers, put "In God We Trust" on the money, pray in our schools and eliminate the theory of evolution from every curriculum. We should focus our society on God and his infallible Word because our everlasting souls hang in the balance.

On the other hand, if God is imaginary, then religion is a complete illusion. Christianity, Judaism and Islam are pointless. We should eliminate God from our society because God is meaningless. Belief in God is nothing but a silly superstition, and this superstition leads a significant portion of the population to be completely delusional.

But how can we decide, conclusively, whether God is real or imaginary?

Since we are intelligent human beings living in the 21st century, we should take the time to look at some data. That is what we are doing when we ask, "Why won't God heal amputees?"

If you are an intelligent human being, and if you want to understand the true nature of God, you owe it to yourself to ask, "Why won't God heal amputees?"

http://whywontgodhealamputees.com/

tabasco · 11-18-2006, 04:03 AM

Cause he knows that shit converts?

Big_D · 11-18-2006, 04:13 AM

valid argument

notabook · 11-18-2006, 04:16 AM

Because god wants to see them suffer. That's how god gets his awesome power, through suffering. Why do you think he lets all those thousands of african kids die every year? If they don't suffer his power doesn't grow. That's the difference between the ethereal gods and robot gods; robot gods come built in with a neo-candiumcorbite tri-interface power supply making their power absolute and eternal. Robot gods don't require constant sources of new power; they have all they will ever need.

hydro · 11-18-2006, 04:26 AM

God helping 1 person with a problem would be like the olsen twins running a personal ad on national tv for a threesome with their phone numbers on the screen. Everybody would be calling and asking for some poon.

montel · 11-18-2006, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by notabook

Because god wants to see them suffer. That's how god gets his awesome power, through suffering. Why do you think he lets all those thousands of african kids die every year? If they don't suffer his power doesn't grow. That's the difference between the ethereal gods and robot gods; robot gods come built in with a neo-candiumcorbite tri-interface power supply making their power absolute and eternal. Robot gods don't require constant sources of new power; they have all they will ever need.

are you a scientologist?

psili · 11-18-2006, 10:27 AM

God != religion

That's why, when two opposing sport teams both pray for a win before a game, one always loses.

Scott McD · 11-18-2006, 10:30 AM

God is as real as Santa Claus...

baddog · 11-18-2006, 10:35 AM

The ignorance of some is astounding.

Kimo · 11-18-2006, 11:08 AM

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MyNameIsNobody · 11-18-2006, 11:28 AM

There is no god. Cher is still alive, what more proof do you guys need?

jacklaidlaw · 11-18-2006, 11:42 AM

god never existed do people really expect you to believe "He's there but does not show himself because you have to believe" omg ppl are so thick if he does exist he is sure one hell of a shitbag

psili · 11-18-2006, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Kimo

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That lamp?

RawAlex · 11-18-2006, 12:27 PM

That's Donny's job. That and converting pornographers to "the way".

11-18-2006, 03:44 AM	#1
montel Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: See sig! Posts: 2,606	Why Won't God Heal Amputees? Is God real, or is he imaginary? Is God real, or is he imaginary? It is one of the most important questions in America today, because this question lies at the heart of the American culture wars. If God is real and if God inspired the Bible, then we should worship God as the Bible demands. We should certainly post the Ten Commandments in our courthouses and shopping centers, put "In God We Trust" on the money, pray in our schools and eliminate the theory of evolution from every curriculum. We should focus our society on God and his infallible Word because our everlasting souls hang in the balance. On the other hand, if God is imaginary, then religion is a complete illusion. Christianity, Judaism and Islam are pointless. We should eliminate God from our society because God is meaningless. Belief in God is nothing but a silly superstition, and this superstition leads a significant portion of the population to be completely delusional. But how can we decide, conclusively, whether God is real or imaginary? Since we are intelligent human beings living in the 21st century, we should take the time to look at some data. That is what we are doing when we ask, "Why won't God heal amputees?" If you are an intelligent human being, and if you want to understand the true nature of God, you owe it to yourself to ask, "Why won't God heal amputees?" http://whywontgodhealamputees.com/ __________________ Barefootsies

11-18-2006, 04:03 AM	#2
tabasco Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In a van down by the river Posts: 2,624	Cause he knows that shit converts? __________________ "There is no other way to see a thing except to look at it" - fatfoo

11-18-2006, 04:16 AM	#4
notabook Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Not a Library! Posts: 9,748	Because god wants to see them suffer. That's how god gets his awesome power, through suffering. Why do you think he lets all those thousands of african kids die every year? If they don't suffer his power doesn't grow. That's the difference between the ethereal gods and robot gods; robot gods come built in with a neo-candiumcorbite tri-interface power supply making their power absolute and eternal. Robot gods don't require constant sources of new power; they have all they will ever need. __________________ Last edited by notabook; 11-18-2006 at 04:18 AM..

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11-18-2006, 04:13 AM	#3
Big_D CRAZY MOFUKKA Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 3,296	valid argument

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hydro Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Dirty 3rd Posts: 4,216	God helping 1 person with a problem would be like the olsen twins running a personal ad on national tv for a threesome with their phone numbers on the screen. Everybody would be calling and asking for some poon.

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MyNameIsNobody Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Swedän Posts: 2,947	There is no god. Cher is still alive, what more proof do you guys need? __________________ MyNameIsNobody - ICQ: 279-601-583

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jacklaidlaw Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 728	god never existed do people really expect you to believe "He's there but does not show himself because you have to believe" omg ppl are so thick if he does exist he is sure one hell of a shitbag __________________

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RawAlex So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In a house. Posts: 9,465	That's Donny's job. That and converting pornographers to "the way".