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![]() Let's see if I understand how the world works lately...
If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant. <img src="http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/01fingerchop.gif"> If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company. <img src="http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/02smokedeath.gif"> If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender. If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television. <img src="http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/04bratkid.gif"> If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer. And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the deceased blames the airline. <img src="http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/06concord.gif"> I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore. So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked in front of this computer, I want you to blame Bill Gates...okay? <center><img SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/smashcomp.gif"></center>
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You're totally wrong here..
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OK.
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Unless you're older than Bill, and all things go naturaly (let's hope so) he'll be dead first....
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![]() ![]() ![]() but actually, you have to sue Lensman......
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Any of you that survive me can sue Bill Gates's estate.
You're welcome to divvy up whatever you get. :D
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I think microsoft will go bankrupt one week after bill gates dies....
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it's liberals, not bill gates
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It's GFY's fault
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It's true though. Columbine was the fault of tv, wrestling and movie violence of course, and NOT the fault of the individual dipshit teenagers or their negligent parents.
Heaven forbid we take responsibility for our fucked up actions.
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There need to be more good illustrative posts like this!
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That dipshit disil/hypo from last night is another fine example of this.
HE spams HE cheats HE copies HE steals HE autobookmarks Then when he doesn't get paid he comes here and blames everyone but himself for his own actions, and calls adult.com the spammers, the cheaters, the liers. "Yes God, I fucked up..... uh, sorry God, I mean I screwed up. But God, it's not my fault, it's everyone else's for allowing me to screw up." Kill me now. ![]()
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new legal challenge that is going through US courts now: sue fast food chains for making you fat or unhealthy. Argument: they should have had disclaimers saying their food will kill ya if you eat too many...or they should have cut back on the % of fat in their burgers... as they knowingly putthe fat in too boost taste at the expense of the public's health.
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the kid should take all of the responsibility... its his fought
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Blame Canada!!!!
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Reminds me of when a family sued Judas Priest for backwards messages in their songs after their kid committed suicide.
They couldn't even make a good enough case using the actual lyrics of the songs, so they had to play them backward to hear the "subliminal messages". Crazy. |
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yes this world is very fuct up, i log onto GFY while on vacation and i still see losers who weare casio watches with attention deficit disorder posting stupid things.... go figure.... only in canada
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I'd say "only in the USA" for your brand of unprofessonal stupidity but alas it's more widespread than that. And how many Kman threads can I find that are more retarded than worm shit? Kboy --- I thought you had me on "ignore"? Can't resist clicking my posts, can you. So preDICKtable.
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Good thread. We do live in a fucked up world.
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Answer: because it wasn't the tunes. Parents are quick to look at everyone else in society to blame for their own shortcomings as parents. "Oh my little angel would never do anything bad, if it wasn't for such-and-such"...... cry me a fuggin river.
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You are so right - I have a Rottweiler and a German Sheperd, 2 very gentle and loving dogs. Everyone in my neighbourhood knows them and knows they are very gentle. However they will not let anyone walk into the house unless I walk them in or unless they know you very well. Well one day someone walked into my house - not to rob me or anything, just to visit. When the dogs seen the door open they barrelled down the hall and the person freaked - turned around and ran smack into the wall breaking their nose - they are now suing me for damages. Incredible. |
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Captain, if your dogs were trained properly (like mine) they would have completed the objective and eaten the tresspasser, and there would be no lawsuit.
Your dogs should sue you for improper training <img SRC="http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif">
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Good idea. Have them arrested for tresspassing too.
People are stupid. They just love to blame others for their own stupidity.
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I have a better one for you then that. I live in a small town (8500) people. I was doing volunteer work at a local county facility for children and one of the women I was working with tells me her husband is in prison, and will be getting out in June. I don't think much of it, and we work together for a few months every week volunteering. So i ask her one day why her husband is in prison, and she says to me sexual assult of a minor. I say oh... I said it must be hard on the kids... She turns to me and says that the abuse was against the two oldest daughters. I think my mouth fell to the floor. I wasn't sure what to say. So the other day, me and my 6 yr old twins are out walking and I notice a moving truck a few houses down from mine, and here is the women that I volunteered with was moving into one of the houses 3 or 4 down from mine. The next a day I get a phone call and another friend of mine was telling me how they were releasing a convicted sex offender into our town. I jumped on the internet, and sure enough it is this women's husband-who just moved 3 or 4 houses down. So tell me how fucked is the world that the America judicial system can 1st let this sick fuck go back into a community (we have 30 kids under 10 on our block) and then let him live in the same house with the girls he raped? I can't leave my kids outside alone... It is crazy shit.
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FUCKED UP????????
yep, but wouldn't it be mindless if it wasnt Have to have somethin screwy goin on somewhere to stay interested...... otherwise we would all be living in our safe little black and white Pleasantvilles watching reruns of andy griffiths and eating big macs. ![]()
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oh yeah and did i mention i was feeling kinda cynical today??
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Like I said on ICQ, grab his pic off the net (where it's posted under known sex offenders) and print out copies, and spread a leaflet around your neighborhood warning people to keep a closer eye on things. Hopefully that fucker learned his lesson and won't do it again, but It would be pretty creepy knowing he's living a few doors away from you. No way around it.
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I have the pictures. And I am putting my PROTECT YOUR CHILDREN poster back in my window. They are both sick fucks. They say they found god, and he is cured.... Cured of what? There is only two ways to cure a pedofile, death and cutting there cock off.... Either way the sentence is to light in my opinion. Hell, tie the bastards up and let us rape them over and over again, and beat them.... The world is just to much... We need to do something or there will be nothing left but these sick fucks..... Sorry= just pisses me off
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CD's free Spellcheck service: petafile = pedophile opion = opinion thier = their Sorry, I just <i>had</i> to. <img SRC="http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif">
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3 words for ya You're an asshole (hey I spelled that right) LMAO I am going to get that easy speak or whatever it is called. That way all I have to do is talk. My typing sucks... Always has... always will. Proof reading would be good, but then you couldn't go around helping me out, and god knows how much bi would miss CD if he went away.... Kisses CD.... with tongue even (hehehe) family show.....
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If I'm an asshole, and you are kissing me with tongue, does that mean you are technically.....
tossing salad? LMAO!! I'm sure it would be a pleasure for any man to follow you around and proofread for you. If I could work from under your desk that would be a double bonus.
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