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Master of Gfy.com
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Posts: 14,887
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Got hit in a Speed Trap.
and somehow got out of it.
Guy walks out infront of my car, flags me over. Comes up to my window Officer: How are you doing today? Me: Well thats going to depend now. Officers: laughs Me: I see you out here everyday, I really should of know better Officer: Yeah, I am out here all the time, license and registration please. Me: Hands it to him Officer: Looks at it for a half a second, says 'get outta here' I pull out and he nails another person driving down. Not sure how I get lucky like this sometimes. I have been pulled over on my jetski about 9 times and only been ticketed once. (very easy to get pulled over on your jetski, doing like 5mph within 100 feet of a crabfish mating area!!!, that you never knew existed) |
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#2 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Swedän
Posts: 2,947
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It was that cop from village people.. and maybe you're kinda cute?
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#3 |
Workin With The Devil
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: West Bloomfield, MI
Posts: 51,532
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always good to get out of the ticket
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#4 |
Keyboard Warrior
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: One of the outer rings of Hell
Posts: 9,653
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I'm thinking the same.
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#5 |
boots are my religion
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Heart of europe
Posts: 21,765
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if that was so, he really had good luck
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#6 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Closer than you think
Posts: 9,535
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Uh. Maybe that cop was just looking for some good time. :lol:
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#7 |
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 21,846
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Just ran into a friendly cop who is having a good day
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#8 |
Ryde or Die
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: California-Shanghai
Posts: 19,568
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He didn't ask for a U/P ?
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#9 |
Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 93
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Been pulled over 38 times 4 tickets.
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#10 |
Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 7,567
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did you put on the same face you did when getting hired at bangbro and the same one you used on me when we held hands walking into the xxx dvd store :P
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#11 |
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Chicago
Posts: 47,882
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#12 |
Black Vagina Finder
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: The Midwest
Posts: 13,975
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It's the charm...same reason I am treated well at border crossings and in airports. I could fly into Miami from Colombia with my eyes bloodshot red and my nose powdery and still get through. (well maybe now)
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#13 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Philadelphia
Posts: 1,282
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Really its black and white
Treat cop with respect, connect a little > just a warning cocky, reserved, or straight up asshole > always a ticket |
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#14 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Dearborn, MI
Posts: 5,921
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Acknowledging that you know he is there everyday probably shows that it wasn't your intention to speed. No one in their right mind would speed through a speed trap that they see everyday.
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#15 |
Dialer Kingpin
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: New York
Posts: 10,816
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Maybe he likes you.
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