Breaking News: Zango use linked to Cancer!

[ajrocks]

It's true, people that are using Zango are turning up with terrible testicular cancers. So take that as a warning stay away or your nuts will rot.

[cookiekid]

R u serious AJ? Can it be true that Zango and Diet Pepsi causes cancer? :O

[OzMan]

Yes but all users are clearly made aware before they install zango that they won't live forever so they are quite prepared, even happy, when they do get cancer as a result of their voluntary usage of zango.

[RRRED]

I've also heard that zango usage is linked to pink eye as well as spinal menengitis.

[ajrocks]

Wow some scary shit. Ball cancer was enough to scare me away from it.

[teksonline]

Friend of mine just got his nads axed off due to cancer. shit aint funny, but then again neither is zango

[BusterBunny]

It's true, people that are using Zango are turning up with terrible testicular cancers. So take that as a warning stay away or your nuts will rot.

i can verify this fact

[germ]

i heard it makes your penis really small and you loose all control of your bowels.