Midget Army: My coverage of the Playboy Mansion. The real story, (pics) - GoFuckYourself.com

Cory W · 11-15-2006, 06:50 PM

November 15th, 2006
I am sure that most of you can understand what the past few days have been like since I attended the Playboy Mansion?s Lingerie and Pajama party wearing a pink heart laden pair of jumpin jammies.

A lot of people have been asking, ?if you really attended such an A-List party, then why haven?t you shown us pictures or posted an article? I bet instead of meeting us at Chiles last Friday for happy hour, you did nothing.? Although there are a few pictures of me at the Mansion, some people have theorized that I could have been in any dark patio environment. Some people even think I may well have shot the pictures while hanging with friends at the Olive Garden. In other words, and as they say in this business, there is no money shot.

Well, I am here to prove my detractors wrong. It was a neverending pussy fest for me last friday, not a neverending pasta bowl. Not only was I at the Mansion, but I have my entire journey covered and today on Midget Army, I am going to bring you that journey like no other journalist has brought you such a journey as I go:

Inside the Playboy Mansion?s infamous Lingerie and PJ party, in a pair of Pink Jammies

Click now for full story and coverage.
http://www.midgetarmy.com/2006/11/15...-and-pj-party/

Angry · 11-15-2006, 06:50 PM

Promote my sig

bangman · 11-15-2006, 06:50 PM

Great blog

Cory W · 11-15-2006, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bangman

Great blog

Who did that design?

seeric · 11-15-2006, 06:55 PM

was your girlfriend there? i wouldn't be able to go if i was attached. i don't trust myself. i've never seen more snizz in my life as that night. my neck still hurts.

Jace · 11-15-2006, 06:57 PM

HAHAHAHAHA

her hand is going through you!!!! CREEPY MAN!!!!

Jace · 11-15-2006, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K

was your girlfriend there? i wouldn't be able to go if i was attached. i don't trust myself. i've never seen more snizz in my life as that night. my neck still hurts.

see, you need to be like me, I just party for the drugs...fuck the bitches

Kimo · 11-15-2006, 07:00 PM

always a pleasure to read the midget army

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 11-15-2006, 07:00 PM

Nice to see you had a good time...and quality time alone with Hef, no less.

ADG Webmaster

RyuLion · 11-15-2006, 07:16 PM

Woah! stiffy alert!

Warren · 11-15-2006, 07:36 PM

Lmao, great pics man.

Brad Mitchell · 11-15-2006, 07:37 PM

Man that is some good stuff, Corey

Ice · 11-15-2006, 07:40 PM

I love your comment for my picture.

Was great seeing you again Cory

r-c-e · 11-15-2006, 08:01 PM

Hahaha absolutely classic!

J$tyle$ · 11-15-2006, 08:04 PM

ahhahaha

that's good Cory!

Fun night

Now get on that gay blowout package

Lykos · 11-15-2006, 08:08 PM

i want to fuck some midget

seeric · 11-15-2006, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace

see, you need to be like me, I just party for the drugs...fuck the bitches

women are my drug. maybe thats why i'm single. haha.

Just Mike · 11-15-2006, 08:51 PM

dude! I love your blog

sniperwolf · 11-15-2006, 09:11 PM

hehe... good stuff mate

marketsmart · 11-15-2006, 09:11 PM

checking out your blog

sniperwolf · 11-15-2006, 09:20 PM

hehe... good stuff mate

Mohawk Steve · 11-15-2006, 09:21 PM

Instant classic

MaddCaz · 11-15-2006, 09:24 PM

wherez the pic?

TexasDreams · 11-15-2006, 09:31 PM

It was all fine and dandy, until Cory started molesting the GFY server gerbil as he was singing to the crowd at the mansion.

Vendzilla · 11-15-2006, 09:37 PM

Kinda looks like he's milking the server gerbil?

corvette · 11-15-2006, 10:51 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

dude, i was crying with laughter on the floor

TexasDreams · 11-15-2006, 10:59 PM

This thread deserves a little bump. Like one that's 3-foot tall.

Imortyl Pussycat · 11-15-2006, 11:06 PM

that is some funny ass shit! I needed a good laugh today, thanks doll!

SomeCreep · 11-15-2006, 11:19 PM

Lol, pretty funny

BobG · 11-15-2006, 11:26 PM

fucking hilarious.

OG LennyT · 11-15-2006, 11:27 PM

LOL.. funny stuff

bump for the midget army

C H R I S · 11-15-2006, 11:37 PM

Classic Cory - hilarious... thanks for that.

GTS Mark · 11-15-2006, 11:53 PM

Lmao! Classic!!

Dh

pornguy · 11-16-2006, 12:26 AM

that was pretty good.

reynold · 11-16-2006, 07:39 AM

Fun times!

Sexsitesurfer · 11-16-2006, 07:49 AM

Cool entry!

I know how hard that A-list shit can be, there is a lot of social pressure.

Keep it real dude! Remember, you are living their dream.... Let them know!!!!!

Cory W · 11-16-2006, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warren

Lmao, great pics man.

Martina kept asking when I was going to update next at the show.

Cory W · 11-16-2006, 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams

It was all fine and dandy, until Cory started molesting the GFY server gerbil as he was singing to the crowd at the mansion.

munki · 11-16-2006, 09:06 AM

Dude, HB... when are we going to Johnny's?

PhillipB · 11-16-2006, 09:13 AM

Fucking brilliant! So did you really end up going? I can't tell.

Ramos · 11-16-2006, 09:15 AM

That's Hawt!

Jake · 11-16-2006, 09:25 AM

I think I need to add a time slot in my daily schedule: "Read Cory's Blog". You definitely have some entertaining stuff on there and you've got some mad writing skills!

Dagwolf · 11-16-2006, 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lykos

i want to fuck some midget

That's what life is all about. God told me so.

Pete-KT · 11-16-2006, 09:42 AM

Now thats funny

Mr. Romance · 11-16-2006, 09:45 AM

you are timeless and classic...I love you and your vision!

Mr. Romance

Cory W · 11-16-2006, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jake

I think I need to add a time slot in my daily schedule: "Read Cory's Blog". You definitely have some entertaining stuff on there and you've got some mad writing skills!

Thanks Bro!

It was a pleasure seeing you, Julie and Allie in Los Angeles.

Cory W · 11-16-2006, 10:30 AM

jmk · 11-16-2006, 10:38 AM

hahahahha funny stuff

Cory W · 11-16-2006, 11:26 AM

tASSy · 11-16-2006, 11:36 AM

"This is ?that guy.? You know, the dude who wears the concert t-shirt to the concert. He lets us all know that he already ?survived? the party that hasn?t ended. But, the laws of the great Mansion are sometimes a bit skewed as he pulled some hot ass that night."

in my defense i wasn't looking at his shirt much, there were too many women with theirs painted on around...somehow much more captivating.

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Cory W Deeply shallow Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Hollywood, Ca. Posts: 9,133	Midget Army: My coverage of the Playboy Mansion. The real story, (pics) November 15th, 2006 I am sure that most of you can understand what the past few days have been like since I attended the Playboy Mansion?s Lingerie and Pajama party wearing a pink heart laden pair of jumpin jammies. A lot of people have been asking, ?if you really attended such an A-List party, then why haven?t you shown us pictures or posted an article? I bet instead of meeting us at Chiles last Friday for happy hour, you did nothing.? Although there are a few pictures of me at the Mansion, some people have theorized that I could have been in any dark patio environment. Some people even think I may well have shot the pictures while hanging with friends at the Olive Garden. In other words, and as they say in this business, there is no money shot. Well, I am here to prove my detractors wrong. It was a neverending pussy fest for me last friday, not a neverending pasta bowl. Not only was I at the Mansion, but I have my entire journey covered and today on Midget Army, I am going to bring you that journey like no other journalist has brought you such a journey as I go: Inside the Playboy Mansion?s infamous Lingerie and PJ party, in a pair of Pink Jammies Click now for full story and coverage. http://www.midgetarmy.com/2006/11/15...-and-pj-party/ __________________ ICQ: 292310358 Offering writing and content services (mainstream). Marketing for L3 Payments

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