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Big_D · 11-16-2006, 08:55 AM

A bar in downtown providence had seen a lot of DUI's lately. Therefore a cop decided to scope it out during closing time.

Right around when it was time to close the cop sees a guy come out of the bar stumbling left, then right. He tripped over the curb, dropped his keys and crawled to his car. After getting into his car he fumbled his keys around and finally got the car to the point of ignition.

As soon as he pulled out of the parking lot the cop pulled him over. He gave him field sobriety tests, in which he passed them all. Puzzled, the cop gives him a breathalyzer with a 0.0 reading. The cop says what gives to the driver.

His reply, I am the DD, designated decoy.

spasmo · 11-16-2006, 08:56 AM

munki · 11-16-2006, 08:58 AM

Fucksakes · 11-16-2006, 08:59 AM

haha wonder what the fine would be for pretending to do that.

reynold · 11-16-2006, 09:29 AM

Nice one there.

Th!nk · 11-16-2006, 09:46 AM

Kimo · 11-16-2006, 09:57 AM

that was a good one

Outlinezero_yourmofoLOLO · 11-16-2006, 10:04 AM

good one

NinjaSteve · 11-16-2006, 10:04 AM

nice one

axelcat · 11-16-2006, 10:18 AM

Mr. Romance · 11-16-2006, 10:19 AM

Mr. Romance

MyNameIsNobody · 11-16-2006, 10:25 AM

That's a good one!

BluewireAngie · 11-16-2006, 10:27 AM

rodney25 · 11-16-2006, 11:28 AM

That's hilarious, man.

woj · 11-16-2006, 11:33 AM

Lauren · 11-16-2006, 11:54 AM

nice one!!!

Spunky · 11-16-2006, 11:57 AM

Lol..that was pretty good

DjSap · 11-16-2006, 11:59 AM

hehe good one...

NemesiS876 · 11-16-2006, 12:00 PM

Ha ha ha ..very nice

_Richard_ · 11-16-2006, 12:18 PM

lol.. good one

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Rofllllll

gecko · 11-16-2006, 09:14 PM

lol........

marketsmart · 11-16-2006, 09:14 PM

hahaha

nAtuRaLbEautY · 11-16-2006, 11:44 PM

lol, nice one!

calibra · 11-17-2006, 12:56 AM

A good one

Vitasoy · 11-17-2006, 02:43 AM

That gave me a chuckle

Przemek · 11-17-2006, 03:35 AM

lol.. funny :D

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Big_D CRAZY MOFUKKA Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 3,296	Just a Joke for Everyone A bar in downtown providence had seen a lot of DUI's lately. Therefore a cop decided to scope it out during closing time. Right around when it was time to close the cop sees a guy come out of the bar stumbling left, then right. He tripped over the curb, dropped his keys and crawled to his car. After getting into his car he fumbled his keys around and finally got the car to the point of ignition. As soon as he pulled out of the parking lot the cop pulled him over. He gave him field sobriety tests, in which he passed them all. Puzzled, the cop gives him a breathalyzer with a 0.0 reading. The cop says what gives to the driver. His reply, I am the DD, designated decoy.

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