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Socks · 11-16-2006, 12:44 AM

Any ideas? I wanna spend like $500 max. Pevious gifts include a 30gb ipod, wacom tablet, paintings...

I just moved into a new place, maybe something for around here?

Someone, please, send me the answer.

Socks · 11-16-2006, 12:45 AM

Maybe a new LCD monitor? She's using a 19" CRT, and has to stare at my 24" LCD.. Mebbe?

calibra · 11-16-2006, 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Socks

Any ideas? I wanna spend like $500 max. Pevious gifts include a 30gb ipod, wacom tablet, paintings...

I just moved into a new place, maybe something for around here?

Someone, please, send me the answer.

Just make her feel she's the most important in your life. Little things DO matter. In the morning make her a surprise. Wake up earlier and:
1) make a delicious breakfast and serve it to bed + a huge beautiful B-day card
2) start kissing her, get down and lick her pussy. I promise (tried it myself with MY wife

) that she'll be really surprised and greatful. Just make sure she cums

Then send her flowers (if either you or your wife have to leave). If not, order the flowers with a teddy bear.

Try and decorate you bedroom with heart shaped read balloons and put some rose-petal on your bed. When she enters put her on the bed, kiss her and fuck the shit out of her.

Put candles in your bathroom and take a bath together. Try to be an angel: massage her back, kiss her caress her and tell her that she's super hot and sexy and... When she has an orgasm, do not leave the bathroom. Go to the kitchen and get a bucket with a bottle of champagne. Stay in the bath, drink champagne watch the candles. Tell her that she's super hot and sexy and...

In the evening thake her out. On your way back from the restaurant stop at a parking lot, lick her pussy and make sure she has an orgasm.

Now, try to calculate how much money you have left and buy her a nice set of sexy lingerie whcih she puts on in the evening when you are done at the parking lot. Again, candles and champagne in the bedroom, tell her that she's super hot and sexy and...

Believe me, it's worth it

Be creative, use your imagination and see how happy your wife will be. Good luck!

gecko · 11-16-2006, 01:21 AM

Take her to the spa all girls love that. Spend a good chunk on that

Socks · 11-16-2006, 04:11 AM

I think Calibra is entirely correct. What she really wants is to be thought about and cared for on her birthday, more than just a gift. Since I have no idea what to get her, I guess a day of fun, some wine, flowers etc to show I thought about her is good, and maybe take her to buy some stuff she really wants.

Thanks!! That's a load off.

Scott McD · 11-16-2006, 04:13 AM

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Originally Posted by calibra

2) start kissing her, get down and lick her pussy. I promise (tried it myself with MY wife

) that she'll be really surprised and greatful. Just make sure she cums

Fuck, i'd be there all day.

I think i'd rather just buy her something...

mainstreamsex · 11-16-2006, 04:18 AM

give her some flowers, chocs, sex, keep it simple.

martinsc · 11-16-2006, 04:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by calibra

Just make her feel she's the most important in your life. Little things DO matter. In the morning make her a surprise. Wake up earlier and:
1) make a delicious breakfast and serve it to bed + a huge beautiful B-day card
2) start kissing her, get down and lick her pussy. I promise (tried it myself with MY wife

) that she'll be really surprised and greatful. Just make sure she cums

Then send her flowers (if either you or your wife have to leave). If not, order the flowers with a teddy bear.

Try and decorate you bedroom with heart shaped read balloons and put some rose-petal on your bed. When she enters put her on the bed, kiss her and fuck the shit out of her.

Put candles in your bathroom and take a bath together. Try to be an angel: massage her back, kiss her caress her and tell her that she's super hot and sexy and... When she has an orgasm, do not leave the bathroom. Go to the kitchen and get a bucket with a bottle of champagne. Stay in the bath, drink champagne watch the candles. Tell her that she's super hot and sexy and...

In the evening thake her out. On your way back from the restaurant stop at a parking lot, lick her pussy and make sure she has an orgasm.

Now, try to calculate how much money you have left and buy her a nice set of sexy lingerie whcih she puts on in the evening when you are done at the parking lot. Again, candles and champagne in the bedroom, tell her that she's super hot and sexy and...

Believe me, it's worth it

Be creative, use your imagination and see how happy your wife will be. Good luck!

reynold · 11-16-2006, 06:50 AM

Next to jewelries, handbags and shoes are most likely women's next favorite thing.

Furious_Female · 11-16-2006, 07:36 AM

What you buy her isn't as important as how you give it to her and what you say.

A card and flowers show you are thinking about her... followed by something she doesn't need but wants. Don't get her a gift card. That's boring. I love video games and other electronics. Go to any store and buy her something fun that she would actually use or like

It doesn't have to be one major thing... a few smaller things is great too.

TSGlider · 11-16-2006, 07:55 AM

Get her a gift certificate from a ritzy shoe store. She'll fucking do a dance.

NinjaSteve · 11-16-2006, 07:56 AM

happy happy birthday!

BluewireAngie · 11-16-2006, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by calibra

Just make her feel she's the most important in your life. Little things DO matter. In the morning make her a surprise. Wake up earlier and:
1) make a delicious breakfast and serve it to bed + a huge beautiful B-day card
2) start kissing her, get down and lick her pussy. I promise (tried it myself with MY wife

) that she'll be really surprised and greatful. Just make sure she cums

Then send her flowers (if either you or your wife have to leave). If not, order the flowers with a teddy bear.

Try and decorate you bedroom with heart shaped read balloons and put some rose-petal on your bed. When she enters put her on the bed, kiss her and fuck the shit out of her.

Put candles in your bathroom and take a bath together. Try to be an angel: massage her back, kiss her caress her and tell her that she's super hot and sexy and... When she has an orgasm, do not leave the bathroom. Go to the kitchen and get a bucket with a bottle of champagne. Stay in the bath, drink champagne watch the candles. Tell her that she's super hot and sexy and...

In the evening thake her out. On your way back from the restaurant stop at a parking lot, lick her pussy and make sure she has an orgasm.

Now, try to calculate how much money you have left and buy her a nice set of sexy lingerie whcih she puts on in the evening when you are done at the parking lot. Again, candles and champagne in the bedroom, tell her that she's super hot and sexy and...

Believe me, it's worth it

Be creative, use your imagination and see how happy your wife will be. Good luck!

So sweet of you!

Socks · 11-16-2006, 08:05 AM

Calibra almost moved me to let him give my wife his gift, he sounds like he'd do a great job :D

BluewireAngie · 11-16-2006, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by gecko

Take her to the spa all girls love that. Spend a good chunk on that

SPA treatment for a whole day session is the best for all stressed ladies!!

But I don't think $500 bucks is enough.

webcrawler · 11-16-2006, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by NinjaSteve

happy happy birthday!

This is good for once.
Jewelry would be nice.

FreeHugeMovies · 11-16-2006, 09:53 AM

Socks makes me Hardddddddddddddddddd

fris · 11-16-2006, 09:53 AM

500 is pretty cheap for a bday present

Kimo · 11-16-2006, 10:15 AM

a fleshlight

rodney25 · 11-16-2006, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Kimo

a fleshlight

What is she suppose to do with that?

samsugar · 11-16-2006, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Fuck, i'd be there all day.

I think i'd rather just buy her something...

Give her a handful of cash and say 'Honey, I really want you to buy yourself something'. Then kind of glance down - she'll probably be so grateful she'll blow you. Chicks dig cash.

Spunky · 11-16-2006, 11:54 AM

Chicks dig those little soaps and stuff that smells good

RRRED · 11-16-2006, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Socks

Calibra almost moved me to let him give my wife his gift, he sounds like he'd do a great job :D

You're going to let him eat your wife out all day? Nice! hahaha

All the stuff he said, you should be doing on a random Tuesday. I don't know what her personality is like. She might want to be pampered, she might want to go to the spa and just space out by herself for an hour or two without you, or get dressed up and go dancing.. hard to say...

But giftwise, when in doubt, go for jewelry. You really can't go wrong in this dept at all. Whether it be diamonds or cool hippie beaded accessories, you can't mess up. It'll be easy for you to pick something she likes and it's very personal. Girls like to show that sort of thing to their girlfriends too which will give you random points here and there everytime someone asks "Oh where did you get that lovely necklace?"

Flowers, teddy bears, soap crap etc... they all scream out that you don't know what the hell to get her or you're in a hurry, didn't think ahead which will just make her think you don't really give a crap.

And while she's at the spa, you should review Karups Older Women...

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11-16-2006, 12:45 AM	#2
Socks Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 8,475	Maybe a new LCD monitor? She's using a 19" CRT, and has to stare at my 24" LCD.. Mebbe?

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Socks Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 8,475	I think Calibra is entirely correct. What she really wants is to be thought about and cared for on her birthday, more than just a gift. Since I have no idea what to get her, I guess a day of fun, some wine, flowers etc to show I thought about her is good, and maybe take her to buy some stuff she really wants. Thanks!! That's a load off.

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