You guys made the papers, Sweet!

This has got to be one of the funniest damn things I've read. Apparently QuickBuck has a shitload more employees now!!

Don't you fucking dare talk about my maple syrup mama like that ;-)

hahaha, I love it
Looks like she has the inside scoop on Internext too:

Guess we can stay home.

:waiting for the fake nick "Aunt Jemima" to find this thread:

quiickbuck is #1

Boy for a "journalist" aka blogger ... she sure gets a lot of facts fucked up. It's hardly worth a recap but ... in the interest of fairness... I'll throw out another side to the story....

The buses were leaving every 15 minutes, when I got on the bus I asked the guy if he could hold up a few minutes because there were a large group of people on their way out. after a few minutes and periodic stragglers it became slightly obvious that the hearding of cats wasn't going as planned. discouraged by having already tipped the guy $25 for holding up for me and the group I was leaving with I had said in a bit of a condescending way that Fine if her and the other 5 or so people on the bus wanted to go we would catch the next one. The bus hung out for us, everybody showed in a few more minutes. I was sitting in the back and while you could hear the music, a couple good songs came on and I yelled for punker to turn it up. she couldn't hear me (i guess it was louder up front) so I moved to the front to sit next to Punker Barbie and tell her to turn it up. At this point "Tara" aka syndicated journalist aka rss blogger ... informed me that I was wearing my company shirt (not true, it's a friend's shirt) and that if I were me I would tone it down because I was being a beligerent 19 year old punk (i'm 18 and only wished I looked 19, first clue she might not have the best judgement) .. making the company look bad (yup, i was making quick buck look bad, pshhh... sweetie have you ever partied with Wild man wiseman?.

It turned into a back and forth of me trying to get her goat asking her questions and laughing about it. I asked that the radio get turned down momentarily to poll the bus to see if everybody thought i was out of line and making quick buck look bad. several people got a good laugh out of it, including QuickBuck employees Tonda , Mason, Steve, Justin, Jessica, Kris, Jamie, and Ryan (only 2 of which actually work for quick buck) ... as well as greg, punker, and aaronm.

I saw this girl at the san diego show - but maybe she just hasn't been to that many shows to know that the party transportation are party buses. Or that the shows are generally used as an opportunity to drink/party/hang out.... as a way to gauge if you like/trust the person ...and want to do business when you get home.

Anyways, at this point Punker is dancing on the bus. Jessica jumps up and joins in. Jessica says something about wishing she had a stripper pole. Keep in mind. This is a porn convention. It's 1am. the bus is 80% male. All of the kids and prudes should be in bed by this point. Me and two others make the offer to have Jessica strip for $300. She sounds interested but backs down from it. (for most of the ride this tara girl has remained quite - which is probably good for both of us - because no amount of talking was going to change her mind.) The bus finally pulls up to the hotel, shirley hops off first, then me, and I'm followed by Tara - when I turn around and say hey ... by the way the name is brett from quick buck (since that is what she has been calling me the whole time because I was wearing one of their bowling shirts from the party we had just attended. and that's when she flips out and tells me not to call her a bitch and starts charging me pointing her finger in my face and repeating that i shouldn't call her a bitch and just makes a total scene. I don't know if "by the way" sounded like "bitch"... but in any case....she drew a lot of attention and people came rushing over asking me what the fuck was going on (this is where she gets 4 big guys trying to jump her).... some many twisted parts to this story. And then she stood in the hotel lobby making a scene for a while, waiting for the cops to come, ,the cops came listened to her side of the story which even if they believed they couldn't do anything about but beyond that I actually had 10 or so witnesses to my version which was pretty similiar .... so they told me to just keep my distance as to not provoke any future incidents.

She sounds a little bitter that she didn't get invited to the Playboy Mansion party. Surprised she got into lucky strike - that was invitation only too and she isn't acting like that was a super exclusive elitest club.

The next time I see her, I am going to tell her what a dumb bitch she is.

Who wants to sponsor the company shirt I will be wearing? :1orglaugh

Please send me your size I will gladly EMPLOY you. I never realized I had so many employees. To my girl employees who were aCTING LIKE THEY WERE HAVING SEX AT A PORN CONVENTION SHAME ON YOU. TO MY EMPLOYEES WHO TURNED THE PARTY BUS INTO A QUICKBUCK PARTY BUS SHAME ON YOU AS WELL. Unfortunatley I dont remember any of this as I was hanging out in the hot tub all day long drinking so I frankly dont remember leaving the hotel let alone comeing back from the bowling alley which I aparently ran down and pulled a jack ass head first.

aunt jemima got banned last year :( she was one of my favs

50......., :glugglug

LMAO. So everything was going as it SHOULD be going till Jamima flipped out. I say ban the bitch from adult shows :thumbsup

I wanna party with QuickBuck staff!

I like how she refers to herself in the third person as "an attendee" and "the victim". Good journalistic integrity, yessiree... :1orglaugh

Just for that I shall boycott Aunt Jemima syrup until an apology is provided.

Unless one is forthcoming, I shall from here on slather my flap jacks only in 100% pure Canadian maple syrup!

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aaronm, are you still fat? pics for proof please.

Go with Mrs. Butterworth. She knows how to party.

lmao goooood shit

Can you have someone Sketch her ?...:1orglaugh

yes, she is quite a dumb btich, nice thread

I'll keep this very short because I have other stuff to do.

1. Impressive lingo they teach you at your Aryan Nations meetings AaronM. I'm always impressed with the ugliness of bigots, both physically and mentally. After you call me 'a bitch' at the next show, you can wear a t-shirt home saying,'I got fucked up by an Aunt Jemima crackhead bitch'. My next show is the January AVN Expo, I'll be getting there early, so please come over , I run from no one. Do you get off on starting fights with women? I think so, sounds like tiny penis syndrome to me. Does this situation even concern you? Nope, its between me and BrettJ and if he's a big boy, he should be able to deal with me like one. No intermediaries allowed.

2. Baddog, I am industry, I've been a webmaster since 1998. I may have discussed hosting with you sometime in the past.

3. BrettJ, you got in my face first and got what you deserved. You could have walked off the bus and kept going, but nooooooooooooooo, you had to turn around and start shit like a teenager. Let me give you a clue, when you're in LA and you get in someone's face, they are not going to back off, even if they are female. At the same event, Ramos found out the same thing at the event after messing with a local like myself.

I called the cops just to fuck with you, because if we had really fought, we both would have gone to jail, not just you. You looked scared shitless when the cops went over to you and it was funny that people were taking photos of you looking scared shitless.

4. american pervert, you're chicken shit Dusty Lillo of Naughty America who's had it out for me since Erotica LA after I told you that I was not going to change some watermarks on a promotional page I made as a friendly promotional plug for your distributor, Pure Play Media. Because you kept pestering me, I pulled that page, because your tone was arrogant and annoying. I'll deal with you shortly.

I won't be checking this thread again, but Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all the readers!!

You may not be checking this thread. But I find it interesting that you didn't even attempt to dispute my version of the events. I also find it sad - that you would call the cops "just to fuck" with somebody. Where I was raised, they are used for serious matters. The whole event speaks volumes for you and this latest post just continues to shed light on how ridiculous you are and your extremely low character. The only other thing I would add, is I don't believe I was scared. There were too many witnesses to the event and also several people that talked to me afterwards telling me I should just leave - but I sat around waiting for whatever verdict would be handed down... if the cops thought I should be arrested ... for being "disruptive" on a private bus... I was ready to take my lashes... if my face showed fear ... I could only say it's because I have a healthy respect for the law... something you show little of.

You had best un-fuck yourself, quick.

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Amen brother.:)

So anyone else want to be a Quickbuck employee? I can make you a bad ass bowling shirt.

You seriously have be be a crack user. You're fo full of shit.

Dumb bitch.

Still waiting for mine.

So this bitch called the cops "just to fuck with" somebody? That's some pussy ass bitch ass shit right there and shows that you're on some petty shit...

MrIzzz retired? :Oh crap

He already has one of those - he even sells them:

http://www.asiandivagirls.com/gfy/Aa...tchT-Shirt.jpg

Merry Xmas,

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yes, i want mine to say testa on it

Who calls the cops to fuck with some one? Thats lame and a total cheap shot. Good thing the cops came and thought it was stupid as well but it least they took the time to pose for pictures :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

LMFAO wow this chick is off the chart!

The only person who was acting ridiculous on that bus was her, the rest of us were just having a fairly low key good time on the ride home. Yeesh and she wonders why she doesn't get invited to any private events.

As for Brett wetting himself; more like he sat on the couch enjoying a cocktail with us, while the cops laughed at you while you were telling them the story. Seriously what ghetto did you roll out of that you call the cops 'just to fuck with someone'.

I have only one thing to say any bitch who fucks with my employees get served up i tell you. this ones for you people!!
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a2...aunt-crack.jpg

It's great being a member of the Quickbuck team!

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lol . the fun never ends ... The saga continues

I love the journalistic integrity too, slamming quickbuck w\o even bothering to figure out that no one from quickbuck was even involved in the situation.

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